Gets very sticky lips
Inserts a stopwatch…
Gets timely orgasms…
Inserts a dustpan & brush…
Gets swept off your feet
Inserts a couple of Weetabix…
Gets to gag…
Inserts a hop scotch grid…
Gets to graze your knees
Inserts a fish knife…
Gets To Bone…
Inserts a Kagoole…
Gets a warm cosy anorak
Inserts a peach…
Gets a furry mouthful…
Inserts a hamster wheel
Gets to stay awake all night
Inserts a boiled egg…
Gets to paint it for the Easter Competition at primary school…
Inserts a fruit bowl…
Gets a banana and a couple of plums
Inserts a chicken dipper…
Gets a mushy mouthful…
Inserts a pirate ship…
Gets a Jolly Roger-ing.
Inserts a hosepipe…
Gets a good soaking…
Inserts a Pig…
Gets spit roasted
Inserts a crossword puzzle…
Gets cross…
Inserts a ruler…
Gets a full 12 inches
Inserts a marble…
Gets to dig a deep hole in mums front lawn…finding worms and grubs…then getting “done”
Inserts a pair of incontinence pants…
Gets to avoid a wet patch
Inserts a can of squirty cream
Gets an explosive result…
Inserts a Stanley Knife…