The Vending Machine

Gets the sharpest tool in the box

Inserts a quill…

Gets a beautiful unique shaped blot…

Inserts a typewriter…

Gets an epic message

Inserts a post it note…

Gets a brief quickie…

Inserts a speed bump…

Gets a slow ride

Inserts a banana skin…

Gets to slip in…

Inserts a pair of chopsticks…

Gets the cream of sum yung guy!

Inserts a stock cube…

Gets a tastier stew…

Inserts a sky dish…

Gets all the signals

Inserts a washing line…

Gets pegged…

Inserts a 12" single…

Gets spun right round like a record baby!

Inserts a cassette…

Gets to wind it with a pencil…

Inserts a Wind sock…:shushing_face:

Gets taken to the heavens with a jumbo

Inserts a polo mint…

Gets to blow through a hole…

Inserts a pumice stone…

Gets the product of an eruption but not the desired one!

Inserts a darning needle…

Gets a patch…

Inserts a Steak knife…

Gets a juicy big T-bone

Inserts a stethoscope…

Gets to role-play…

Inserts a Fire Blanket…

Gets a hot lie down

Inserts a thermometer…

Gets a thrill…

Inserts a ginger nut…