The World is Ending in 2 Minutes

And in that 2 minutes you get to make love, spank, flog, tie or anything you could think of with your SO.
If you could choose a particular sports last 2 minutes which sport are you choosing.

  • Basketball
  • Euopean Football
  • American Football
  • Water Polo
  • Crickett

I’m going Basketball without question. And giving the most sensual spanking I can hand out.

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Anything equestrian.

A good canter to feel the wind in my hair.

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And a crop in your hand I’m imagining. :rofl:

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Soccer :wink: or Darts (boring I know)

Do we both have two minutes? Or just me? I’m not sure he needs that long :joy:

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Football… proper football not the American version that’s more like rugby :squinting_face_with_tongue:

Or ice hockey, as long as I’m watching and not attempting it myself!

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Fuck, there’s is 2mns left, i give her a last hug and we both die in each other’s arms.

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I might still check if arsenal are winning their game if they’re playing…..

:see_no_evil_monkey:

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If the world was ending in 2 mins and I was lucky enough to be with my wife, we’d just hold each other.

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this site is going unappealingly American

Two minutes total and the game is probably 360…

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Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy American Football is the REAL football. Rugby is just wrestling with a leather egg.

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Keep in mind 2 minutes of a sporting event is never just 2 minutes.

If it’s FOOTball, why are they allowed to throw the ball so much? :squinting_face_with_tongue: aren’t some of the most popular players the ones known for their ‘arm’ and how far they can throw? :innocent: doesn’t sound like football to me….

As Giles said about American football in an early episode of Buffy: “it’s like rugby, with padding.” :+1:t2:

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Only for the sound.

Horses can’t consent, boys do :wink:

The evidence says otherwise, and if you think you Yanks invented a tougher football? You haven’t seen Gaelic football :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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Right? My husband loves American football, I just look at him and go “they would not survive on home turf”. I’ve dated a Welsh rugby player before, a lovely guy, but I knew “make me” wouldn’t be in my best interests :rofl:

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Think Gaelic sports in general are in a league of their own :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

Not watched football, but hurling is insane! It’s the maddest sport I’ve ever seen :grin:

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Hold each other close and pray it’s a mistake.

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“Do you watch sports?”

Yes, yes I do :face_with_hand_over_mouth::wink:

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It takes us more than 2 minutes to get our clothes off :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:.

Moto GP.

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