They don't have to be interesting, or even true! Just something you've seen/read/learned on here. Here's something I didn't know:
Precum is prostate fluid.
Who'dda thunk it?
If I can think of a sex toy, no matter how crazy, it exists somewhere.
Having sex on a sofa is dangerous.
And if you dare chance it, there is a high possibility of death or suffocation from popcorn!!MrsMcX wrote:
Having sex on a sofa is dangerous.
Size 16 is XXL 
Shitting up ducks is not as uncommon as once thought.
LOL stop shitting on me I'm not into that sort of thing !!
Ah...cock rings go over your balls...
If in doubt, glass
When I first Saw a sex toy for men IE them realistic pussys , I had no idea men got dildos to dident think they needed them, still think WTF when I see realistic Pussy toys
Cuddlekins wrote:
Size 16 is XXL 
You made me laugh out loud - because you're so right!
Doritos come in a green variety
Bats make me laugh
MrsMcX wrote:
Having sex on a sofa is dangerous.
LMAO
That having a husky up my butt is totally the wrong thing to do lol
MrsMcX wrote:
Having sex on a sofa is dangerous.
SSomeone had to say that lol
I need to Google words more than I use to :)
MiLfAnDmOnKeY wrote:
I need to Google words more than I use to :)
So true, If my kids ever looked at what I googled I'm sure they would either laugh at my stupidity or never talk to me again.
A gets a bit psychotic when cake is mentioned....
And obtuse - that one was spesh for you!Sunshine,Lollipops wrote:
Ha, MiLf, did you notice the use of the word 'omnipotent' today? GO!