I’ve had a thumb teased around my ass during oral which slipped in and found I liked. Even with plenty of lube, and without sounding like a poet, moving from a thumb to a cock was a shock 
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Fingers… plugs… dildos… many dicks… vegetables… popsicles…
In the Falklands, I received some fragments of Argentinian mortar shell up me bum hole. It’s still embedded in my pelvis. Nasty!
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Beads, dildos (various types, male cock, dog cock, dragon cock, generic), probers, prostate massagers, plugs. Different materials with all of these things as well. Soft plastic, metal, glass, wood… you name it.
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That is nasty but I’m sure the islanders are still glad you went. 
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Finger, wife’s fist, vibrator, dildo, prostate massager, variety of butt plugs. Anal beads, a cock and a cucumber with a condom. Also a tongue.
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Cocks, fingers, toys, drugs(don’t judge me), water, surgical tools from sewing stitches and a wet tongue!!
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Since I’ve met Sexterminatrix, there’s been plugs (vibrating, non-vibrating, thumping and e-stim), dildos (vib & non), beads (same), various sizes of stapon penises (vibe and non-vibe, both harness and strapless), p-spot massagers, hand-held anal vibe wand, steel n-joy wand, and up to 4 of Sexterminatrix’s fingers (she hasn’t quite managed the whole hand … yet!). 
Fingers, tongue, husbands penis, anal probers and butt plugs
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Most of the above mentioned items and a few that we haven’t tried but will be soon.
What we haven’t seen listed is the phallic shapes ice lolly. That came as a surprise one summer night 
Anything of my hubby 
Tongue, fingers and cock 
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I think the better question would be what haven’t I had up there.
OH fingers
OH’s cock as well as a few of my ex’s 
My fingers
Butt plugs
Vibrating and inflating butt plugs
Anal beads
Vibrating anal beads
A vibrating dildo
Normal dildos of different sizes
The nozzle of a douche to clean
I think that’s everything for now.
some of my less intelligent ones,
The handle to a toilet bowl plunger,
A coke bottle,
A shampoo bottle,
And an unsecured double-ended dildo,
now for the good ones,
mine and the OH,
fingers,
hands,
anal safe dildos,
anal beads,
butt plugs inflatable and non-inflatable,
and my personal favorite the strap-on,
As a side note anti bacterial hand soap is not acceptable as lube.