What’s the weirdest item you’ve seen on Lovehoney?
Is it a toy you could have never guessed that it existed?
A novelty item?
An unusual outfit?
Just remember that everyone likes different things, so please no kink shaming. 
I had no idea that male sex dolls were a thing, so I was very (pleasantly) surprised to discover the Pipedream Extreme Realistic Male Sex Doll!
I can’t think of one off the top of my head, but it did remind me of this super old topic with some great ones in. 
This guy popped in to my head
Haha, indeed!
This one was gold: Dick’s Formal Wear Tuxedo Condom 
I think I’m going to have to pull the photos out and put them straight in here as they’re just too good.
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(Don’t forget to tilt your phone into landscape so you can see the photos of discontinued items on their product page. Or you can request the ‘desktop site’. 
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I’m on a forum deep dive now to find more.
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/blog/2009/11/26/sex-toys-for-dogs-timber-wolf-dildo/
(Small confession… Every since I found out LH compiled a list of site searches for Halloween/Christmas etc I have been routinely typing in ‘something to make my dog look sexy’ (you know, just because ). Little did I know that there was already a blog about it…)
Vibrator & Shaver combined
It looks safe but I still clenched my legs together at the thought of a vibrator / shaver 
That gas mask is scary! Like something off Doctor Who…“Are you my mommy?”
How about a bit of bondage? (though I’m sure you could find a use for these )
Leather Pony Girl Harness with Reins
Solar-Powered bullet
(I’m now looking for a wind-powered butt plug, but so far, not a sniff)
The first toy that came to my mind was The Gherkin
Reading that review has made my day!
I wonder if Norman Foster got a royalty on every one of those sold?
The review for the Foot Fetish Masturbator is hilarious! 
I’d quite like one, though - I could paint the toes… 
This is Genius. Having a good laugh at some of them and others I am thinking I would buy !!!
I would have liked to have been at the initial product meeting for the G W Bush Plug… whoever got sign off for this must be a good salesman/woman.
FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY QUID??? 
Mind you, I can see what they mean by “realistic”. Typical bloke: gets legless and then just lies there while you do all the work. And good luck getting him to do oral…
Why is there not an inflatable Trump one? The Trump Pump Rump Plug? 
I love the look of this. For Simulated 3some and DP play it would be brilliant.
Just not 450 worth of brilliant though
“Anyone up for a bit of Trumpy-pumpy?”
Heh, the bondage items you liked to are definitely not vanilla-friendly, but I’ve seen similar. You’re right, I do have a use for these 
The solar powered toy sounds like a good enviromentally-friendly idea. Not if one lives in Sweden, though. Or it could be my ‘‘summer’’ toy 
