Ha. I used margarine once. I still remember the smell.
Wouldn’t recommend it.
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Toilet brush. New, never used, and clean, of course. I wanted to try the bristle end, and slowly worked most of it inside me.
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oof!! crossing my legs at the thought of toothpaste down there
Electric toothbrush with soft bristles though
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The vacuum cleaner, as a teenager. Don’t fit in anymore today.
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@Henri I really wish your name had a y instead of an i, that would be apt 
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Before I started buying Dildos, I used glue pens lubed up with KY Jelly
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A can of hair spray in my ass, yes I know you’re ideally not supposed to put things in there that aren’t designed to go in there and normally I don’t! But I was away from home, in the shower, dying for a wank and with most of my wanks I usually have something in my bum, this time I really wanted something in there too and the closest thing I had to had that was a size I knew I could take comfortably was a can of hairspray I had, shamed to say I used shower gel as a lube as I didnt have that with me too!!
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Is that professional or friend
I think my bum is mote sensative thsn my clit lol
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The corner of my dining room table (through clothes) , right height
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In the garage over bed mattress on the floor
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Often thought of recreating the scene from American Pie, using baked goods. Never been brave enough to do so, but wonder what the sensation would be like?
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Hubs and I where playing around one evening and he had the tv remote and it found it’s way in and I told him not to stop!
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I don’t think this is weird though but sandwiched my penis between the mattress and base of the bed and thursted until I came. In front of me I had a big teddy and I had put a picture of my then girlfriend on the teddy’s head.
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Like warm ̶a̶p̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶p̶i̶e̶ vagina.
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I havent but a friend of mine had her boyfriend use a mars bar on her and then he finished off the bar after sex, I just remember looking and stupidly asking celebrations, fun size or full bar? She just smiled
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Ha ha yes full size but the problem is it melts so quickly, but, hubs eat it and then me clearing away the melted chocolate.
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I legit believe I saw a girl doing this in the office once. She was stood up at a colleague’s desk and talking to him as he was sat down and appeared to be… gently grinding.
I’m convinced of it.
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