Really, damn,im impressed how did it feel
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Prickly. Tight. Not something I’d likely do again, although it suited the needs at the time.
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Many years ago with my first girl friend, i used a large stick of humbug rock on her, as she came she lifted her hips and snapped the rock deep inside her, so far in we couldnt get the broken bit out.
Needless to say she wasnt very happy and had very sticky knickers for a couple of days
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I’ve helped a lady get to orgasm by fuxxing her with a roll-on deodorant while she masturbated.
She was way kinkier than me at the time and taught me a lot.
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Weirdest, possibly a babies nappy, soak a clean nappy in nice warm water so it swells to its maximum size, poke a small hole in it now push ones bit into the inside thats full of warm crystals really quite a unique feeling. Can end up quite messy once they start falling out.
weirdest thing i’ve put in me prob a cucumber or a car gear stick
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Feel like a cucumber isnt as weird as it sounds these days, gear stick sounds hot though id love to see someone do that
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yeah it was amazing, so girthy. i bounced on it for ages it fairly widened me lol
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My first was a deodorant bottle. I swear that the makers knew what they were doing making them phallic.
My second was a courgette a step up in size and much more fulfilling.
I then discovered vibrators and never went back.
I discussed this post with my husband and he told me that he used to climb up an exercise pole and slide down to cum. Firemen please note.
In his younger days he also often pressed his erection against the washing machine on the spin cycle to cum. Says he has never done it with our washing machine, so I’ve challenged him to try. 
An upturned bicycle taking turns with a friend turning the pedals and rubbing their jeans against the back wheel also got a result but increased the wear on their denim. Inventive guy my husband.
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Would say hairbrush. Would not recommend, toys are better xD
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My OH used a Twix once. All got a bit messy, but cleaning up was fun.
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did they pick the left or the right finger? 
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I keep on asking for a ‘Mars Bar Party’ but she is worried about anything left…. I don’t think there would be, and would be willing to make sure 
Tv remote, Carrots, Cucumber have all been favourites so far
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I’m with Mrs Bonzo, I’m not a fan of the idea of chocolate. Even piv can affect me for a few days and thats natural. If it was solely on the vulva, thats a different story mind.
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She’s greedy when it comes to chocolate - went for both at the same time
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Yes @Bonzo2020 & @JoCat we probably wouldn’t go with the chocolate bar again. It was fun at the time and there were no problems afterwards, but we wouldn’t tempt fate again. Our (sober) takeaway from it was not to do a dare having worked our way through a bottle of wine.
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You’re not the first person I’ve heard say that. My friend prefers anal over vaginal for that reason
I wrapped my wifes pearl necklace around my cock and masturbated , wow what a sensation, can highly recommend it
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My hairbrush handle has always been a go to for Me , i have used lots of stuff though
tv remotes , my tall thin deodorant can
electric toothbrush(without the brushhead)
small empty head n shoulders bottle .
massage pillow , frozen water bottle .
arm or my couch, the base end of a wine bottle
perhaps the most out there is the bedpost on my old bed …and yes by that I mean inserted and ridden
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Love using my wifes sexy undies like that
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