I am assuming washed and uncooked. 
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Oh yes. Cooked wouldn’t work at all, and unwashed would be bleugh!
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Im sure there would be pleasure derived from peeling the said “cob”. The kernels aren’t called nibblets for nothing.
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A condom with a little lube in it laying down between 2 pillows or couch cushions on knees
Just leRned 1 5/8 copper pipe foam insulation gives better feel
When i worked in condos i had a game looking for things to put up my butt including bedposts
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That sounds proper fun iv done a carrot b4 thats nice lol
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I used to have a piece of rubber tubing with internal ribs creating a nice texture. I could fit the end of my penis in which mademy erection even harder. I then devised a way of getting the tube to rotate very slowly by attaching it to a battery drill. By fixing the drill on a work bench at tbe appropriate height and setting it on a very slow speed and some lube to start with I used it to masturbate with. Amazing orgasms
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good jobs it wasn’t a kitkat
A “sterilised” stiletto heel in my peehole, made a proper mess of the shoe when I came!!
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A hollowed out cucumber made for a refreshingly cool stroker once upon a time 
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A Carrot , but not one intended for later dinner 
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My husband really gets off on me wearing marigold gloves to give him a hand job.
I was doing the pans when he asked me to jerk him off wearing them. I told him to drop his pants and as he stood there in the kitchen I lubes up the gloves with liquid soap. When I turned around he was erect and ready to go. He didn’t last long but told me it felt great.
As for me, I have fond memories of sitting on a washing machine during the spin cycle. Mmmmm!!! We can’t experience this today as most people have built-in kitchen appliances.
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I used a particular brand of liquid hand soap container , opening was a bit snug but was very smooth radius inside and out . Squeeze bottle and suck my manhood in , kind of a primitive stroker / sucker . A pair of wife’s well scented panties , stroke a little to warm up . Then sniff her scent and then wrap cock and stroke away . Over the years I had several girlfriends that rode on the back of my motorcycles and would request that I rev or lug the engine for perfect vibes . Many a great orgasm for them , with a bonus for me of a “hot” snack after the ride . Many years ago I made an attachment for my brake bleeding vacuum pump , very effective . Just had to not get carried away , it was capable of way to high of vacuum .
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I’ve used the handle of the shower squeegee when I have nothing else available in the bathroom and I’m feeling really horny. Not girthy enough but better than nothing!
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A honey dew melon
Cut in half
Remove the seeds
Tape back together
Bore a cock sized hole in the side
No need to go beyond half way as the inside is hollow unless you’re a big boy maybe!
Then I warmed it up on a radiator for about an hour until I could wait no longer
Then slowly pushed into the opening which was an amazing fit for my erect cock
The warmth and slippery feeling inside was in my eyes as good as my wife’s pussy
I don’t really remember as was more than 20 years ago but I don’t think I lasted long
Definitely something I should try again
I’m just too focused on cam with guys these days the solo kinks have been forgotten lol
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@Love_Stud_Too omg the gloves sound like amazing fun
Another one to try on cam
@Yes_man
I’ve used heels
Started off rubbing my cock head around the outside
Putting lube inside the toe end and slowly fuckin it felt amazing the lining was so soft
This was on a cam call
Ended up pulling out and came over the edge and inside of the shoe
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Oh sounds hot. How big was it
Not big enough! About 6 or 7 inches long but slim. The length was ok and together with the water from the shower head aimed in the right place I had a good time 
@Pjcaudle73 MIL’S panties!
Blimey. How did you get hold of them?
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@Outdoorseyguy a few of the panties guys I cam with steal panties from family and friends