Luckily I was smart enough to check 
Hahaha why did he do something like that?
back in Uni days 2 of my gfs came from the vibrations of being on an old bus with a diesel engine, they both said it was very common and that others of their friends had too
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Made a hole in a melon cleared out the seeds warmed it up a bit and used that felt good nice and wet inside.
Also used a cucumber cleared out the seeds and inside a bit and used it on just the tip of my penis felt like a blow job.
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Weirdest thing was probably a pint glass full of snow from the back garden. Didn’t do much for me to be honest. Suddenly got the urge to stick my knob in it. Couldn’t tell you why. Oh to be young and stupid again.
This thread is bloody gold! Its going to take me all week to read it and take notes.
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Nothing that I can remember for me but I knew of a girl who once used a hotdog. This happened many years ago.
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Oh yeah! I’d forgotten about that. Though I never tried it on my balls, the suction and vibration got me off so quick I was shocked. Only did it the once. Was a bit too loud with all the weird sucking and vibrating noises.
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Rope on an obstacle course - quickly discovered climbing a rope (snug between the legs) was actually pretty pleasurable!!
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There’s absolutely no judgement from me here, but that is absolutely hilarious.
Oddly relatable at least in the sense that I’ve definitely put my junk in some odd places when I was young.
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Both from my youth:
Between the seat cushions of a false leather sofa might be the oddest place I put my cock. I mean, it did work though, and cleanup was simple due to the cushions really being a single unit so nothing leaked beneath. I think what I really needed at this point was a fleshlight.
A smooth wooden bedknob in the back door definitely has to be the oddest thing in the other end. Not to mention dangerous, and isn’t something I’d ever repeat or recommend. I did get it to work at least, with no injury.
Thankfully I have plenty of toys these days so I don’t need to improvise!
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Welcome to the forum @Missha25
For me it was a makeshift fleshlight (using a sock, sponge and glove) wrapped up when younger. Then Stumbled upon some lube that went hand in hand quite well with it. I then figured I could use and finish in it and only had to replenish the glove ready for the next 
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I used a banana peel a couple of times before I had any toys, and have also tried a grape fruit which turned into a messy clean up as the pulp went everywhere.
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Jello. I have shared this once before.
I had made the jello in a tall glass and served cold. I then stroked my cock with it. I quickly learned not to bottom out and to use slower strokes. The texture was interesting and I loved the cold chill . I finished inside . It was quite messy but I mopped up kitchen floor and rinsed out the glass. I required a shower since I had strawberry jello and giz splashed over me from belly to toe. Lol
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Custard. As a keen splosher I love anything wet and messy but pouring cool custard inside my boxers drove me crazy so I enjoyed the very messy time to myself
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Hollowed out a firm cucumber and filled it with the cool feeling of the inside around my cock 
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That doesn’t seem that weird, it actually sounds fun. I would need to cut third or half of it off for not very big. It would accommodate probably 90% of all guys if not more. I am hard thinking about doing it.
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Not sure this is really weird but here goes
Think I described this before but a honeydew melon was a fantastic masturbation aid!
The process was to cut it in half de seed it and tape it back together
I bored a hole with a sharp knife into one side the diameter of my erect penis
Warm it up on a radiator until it gets to a temperature above room temperature ideally I guess body temperature
Then away you go
I think it’s the best masturbation aid I’ve ever used the tightness of the hole and the warm soft slightly sticky feeling of the inside were such an amazing substitute for a vagina
I really need to try this again because it really was many years ago when I did it
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Well for those who post in the other thread about eating their own cum, I guess the honeydew could then be eaten as a snack afterwards. Sort of a protein and carb snack post exercise.
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