Probably the classic cucumber for me too. We got a particular big and thick one arrive in our food shop a while ago. Hubby jokingly said I bet that wouldn’t fit……turns out it did!
Well in my teens I first started anal play, using what i could find around the house haha
Shampoo bottles etc, I remember the feeling of the first time, wow.
Then I started using cucumbers from the fridge.
once I got game enough and a bit older I went to the fruit shops to looks for bigger cucumbers and eggplants, they were mind blowing.
And all of this before any girlfriends haha
Have never looked back since.
Not so much objects, but things I used as lube many years ago. In no particular order, wheel bearing grease, engine oil, swarfeger hand cleaner, shampoo , hair conditioner, bubble bath, various hand creams and lotions, brylcream, butter, margarine, cooking oil. Sometimes it took longer to wash off what i used, than the time it took for the wank I’d just had. Yes I know what you’re thinking about some of the things I used, but I was young foolish, horny and experimental.
April here: I once sat on my wash machine while washing my clothes while spinning.
I doubt he would have minded at all.
Engine oil…I would not want dermatitis on my nob.