Weirdest thing you masturbated with?

Probably the classic cucumber for me too. We got a particular big and thick one arrive in our food shop a while ago. Hubby jokingly said I bet that wouldn’t fit……turns out it did!

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Well in my teens I first started anal play, using what i could find around the house haha

Shampoo bottles etc, I remember the feeling of the first time, wow.

Then I started using cucumbers from the fridge.

once I got game enough and a bit older I went to the fruit shops to looks for bigger cucumbers and eggplants, they were mind blowing.

And all of this before any girlfriends haha

Have never looked back since.

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Not so much objects, but things I used as lube many years ago. In no particular order, wheel bearing grease, engine oil, swarfeger hand cleaner, shampoo , hair conditioner, bubble bath, various hand creams and lotions, brylcream, butter, margarine, cooking oil. Sometimes it took longer to wash off what i used, than the time it took for the wank I’d just had. Yes I know what you’re thinking about some of the things I used, but I was young foolish, horny and experimental.

April here: I once sat on my wash machine while washing my clothes while spinning.

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I doubt he would have minded at all.

Engine oil…I would not want dermatitis on my nob.

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