What can you say during sex but also at a family dinner?

did you beat the meat first

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Snowball anybody? :open_mouth: :cocktail:

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Did you taste the meat juices?

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Slow down, your going to choke if you keep stuffing too much in your mouth.

Sorry, I want to finish so I can watch strictly come dancing, id hate to miss who wins

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It’s ok to use your fingers, you can lick them clean afterwards.

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Screens off!

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Who’s doin’ Grace?

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You’re leaving already? I’ve only just got my sprouts out.

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Do you want to invite your friend over to join us?

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Oh! I didn’t know you were an MP?

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Aren’t you supposed to cover that thing up before you stick it in there? We don’t want an accident happening plus its easier to clean up after.

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Who wants a top up? mmm yeah, fill me up!

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What a tip-top bird!

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Think it needs to go back in for a bit longer…

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Oh just leave the tea bag in I like it strong

That looks a bit pink, is it raw?

I’d forgotten how messy spaghetti can be.

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You, sir, are a pervert :joy::joy::joy:

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An extra dollop?

Is there room for 1 more? Sure come join us, theres plenty of meat and veg to go around