did you beat the meat first
Snowball anybody?
Did you taste the meat juices?
Slow down, your going to choke if you keep stuffing too much in your mouth.
Sorry, I want to finish so I can watch strictly come dancing, id hate to miss who wins
It’s ok to use your fingers, you can lick them clean afterwards.
Screens off!
Who’s doin’ Grace?
You’re leaving already? I’ve only just got my sprouts out.
Do you want to invite your friend over to join us?
Oh! I didn’t know you were an MP?
Aren’t you supposed to cover that thing up before you stick it in there? We don’t want an accident happening plus its easier to clean up after.
Who wants a top up? mmm yeah, fill me up!
What a tip-top bird!
Think it needs to go back in for a bit longer…
Oh just leave the tea bag in I like it strong
That looks a bit pink, is it raw?
I’d forgotten how messy spaghetti can be.
You, sir, are a pervert
An extra dollop?
Is there room for 1 more? Sure come join us, theres plenty of meat and veg to go around