What can you say during sex but also at a family dinner?

That smells very cheesy

Should it be that pink inside.

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I don’t like it with the blood running out.

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Could you pass me the olive oil​:joy::rofl:

Pass the butter please, I’ll just put a knob in my buns

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You have white sauce dribbling down your chin.

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What a lovely spread. My mouth is watering at the sight

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That’s a mean bit of sausage

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Lovely meat juices…

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Can’t beat a bit of dripping…

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“Wow!!! Choice of 2 meats?..I’ll have both”

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Ooh, i like the skin.

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Don’t talk with your mouth full

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I’m still not satisfied :unamused:

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“You know what guys, this is one of the things I miss most when I’m working away”

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So am I the only one coming tonight.

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Seconds?! Keep it coming

Room for one more.

I cant believe how much stuffing that bird could take.

Please sir, id like some more (or miss) lol.

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I prefer it thicker.

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Spitroast?

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