What cheered me up recently

Waiting to go up to my meeting. Had a text from husband. “You’ll wow them. If you get the work, you’l get a celebratory fuck when you get back. If you lose, you’ll get a commiseratory fuck. Either way, you’re.getting fucked.” Made me laugh.

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Completing my 30th strava challenge so far this year with a 2 1/2hr workout this afternoon and I’m already starting to feel it​:confounded::confounded::confounded:and with hindsight probably not my best idea as I’m out on my bike tomorrow​:man_facepalming:t2::man_facepalming:t2::man_facepalming:t2:
Could be a slow ride me thinks…:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Well at an awards last night, our company won 2, with one of them for me … although i prefer to be in the background rather than in the foreground

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We’re going out out again tonight :grin: going to a Halloween party his sisters throwing at the pub where she works.

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Congratulations @Craig1234 :trophy::clap:t2::tada:

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I do miss mountain biking , it has been years since I could ride . I damaged my left hip in 1987 and it has not fixed itself . Been unable to ride since about 2010 . Only got about 5 years out of my last full suspension bike . With my wife disabled I really can’t get my hip replaced , no one to take over my household work . Enjoy the rides !

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@Oldman That’s such a shame on so many levels.
I’m only a fair weather rider nowadays to be honest

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State of the roads in the U.K. i wouldn’t ride a motorbike on them. Saw a cyclist go over the handlebars hitting a pothole and dread to think what it would have done to a motorbike rider.

I have another small glimmer of hope . About 12 years ago my wife was on a special pain med . Usually when we went on vacation in our motorhome ( caravan ) , she would spend much of the time on the road either out of it or sleeping . That time on the med , she was alert and awake and it was super nice to have " my wife " back .They took her off of it because it was too dangerous , or so they said . Her new pain doctor has been trying different meds , some terrible with little relief . In a week or so he will prescribe the med that worked . Her pain is much greater these days , I am dreaming of it working as good as it did years ago . So far this year in the US this drug ( street version ) has killed 75,000 . All the major pain meds are an opiate based drug . Narcan "Naloxin " is the med used when too much is ingested . Our grandson is a security officer , currently working for a casino . Since becoming a security officer , he has saved over two dozen overdoses using narcan . Anyway I dream of her getting relief and coming out of the med and pain fog she endures daily . :crossed_fingers: :pray:

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Fingers crossed for you both. Its hard when your partner in in full time pain

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OH has told me that coz she is away with our daughter and a few girls (relations ) in Blackpool on Saturday for a birthday she has invited our two friends over jen and Christine (trans ) to sort me out and I have to do what ever they say

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@ WillC my wife’s brother died following an altercation with a pot hole. This was many years ago, he ended up with a cracked skull which wasn’t picked up on Xray, but this lead to Sepsis and death a few weeks later.

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End of a tiring week. Going out in a little bit. A trip down the local with some friends. Just thinking about my outfit.

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Yeah , as a rider I deal with them often . For how much we pay for gas taxes and license tab and registration , one would think the roads would be smooth as a baby’s ass . Nope . My street bike has a 21" front wheel and that helps . My adventure bike can handle them much better . We have an acronym for adventure riding we use , ATHGATT , all the gear all the time . That way if you do do down , you are wearing all your safety gear . As a footnote , when I had my hotrod , shorty van I hit a pothole shortly after installing new tires . Broke cords in the tire . Lucky for me a tire store nearby had a new one and I was able to limp there .

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Yeah U.K. roads are a disgrace. I have all the potholes on my work journey commited to memory, and it takes some getting used to when they’re finally repaired and i don’t have to drive like a slalom skier!
Fortunately the cyclist i saw go over his handlebars was more embarrassed than hurt, but it saddened me that i was the only driver to stop to see if he was ok, 4 cars in front of me just carried on.

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Had a text from OH reminding me that Christine and Jen are coming round tonight and I HAVE to do everything they say as they are coming to have some dirty kinky sex so I’m going in the bath shortly to get prepared

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Your a very lucky guy @carzy

Just wish OH was here so I could watch her licking and sucking on Jen while I’m getting my ass done by Christine’s trans cock

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This cheered me up and made me laugh, yesterday. It seems I’m not the only one who purchases from Lovehoney for their horse. I really hope you’re on the forum, clever horsey person!

I spent a fortune on shock wave therapy a few years back after a ligament injury but I have lots of vibes that I don’t use because I didn’t get on with them, maybe I’ll start strapping them to my horse’s legs.

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That is awsome . I can picture on a cattle ranch with a bunch of old rough ranchers strapping bright pink vibrators on their trail horses .

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