What do you call it? 🩸

[Chosen-one]

So @Mrs.John has a shark week when on her period
What other terms do u call it by.

The painters are in

[Mrs.John]

Thanks for the thread

[WillC]

On the blob. Got the rags on.

[FortySomethingWife]

Time of the month

[D_and_E]

Time of the month also

[LadiesMan]

Liverpool playing at home

[Senator]

Ground Under Repair (I’m a golfer)

[Orgasm_Chaser]

I’m bleeding lol used to say on the rag lol

[Purring-Pussy]

Aunt Flo.
Gift from mother nature.

[Purring-Pussy]

Hahaha good one!

[Sappho]

I usually just say I’m grumpy in a special tone of voice and everyone near me seems to know what I mean

[touchedbygod]

front door is broken but the back door still works

[Axel5]

I tell him its Blowjob week and he doesnt get too dissapointed

[Sooze86]

“the bad week” or “the wrong time” I’m not a fan, as you can probably tell!

[Smultron]

I casually mention that I’m on my period.

Although I might use some funny phrases when talking with friends who also get their period, I think it’s extremely important to say things as they are when talking with people who do not normally have blood gushing out of their genitals 25% of the time.

Having a period is normal and everyone should get accustomed to it.
-Except for people that do not have an uterus and who exclusively get intimate with other non-uterus-owners.

[kail235]

@Smultron nailed it.

I’m fairly well versed having grown up with sisters, worked in high street pharmacy during which time I sold and from time to time gave advice on related products. Most of my friends are female too. As such it’s never been a big deal to me and I’m regularly shocked at people’s knowledge and attitudes.

That being said…I will refer to it as shark week with a couple of my closest female friends

[Mint-Monster]

I just say I’m on my period or I’m on. To my partner, I say I’m dirty even though I know there’s nothing dirty about it.

I love the Shark Week comment. I might have to steal that. I was also thinking about making it comically dramatic by saying I have the Red Dread or something…

[Labyrinth]

Riding the crimson wave.

But usually just I’m on

[KinkyMira]

I’ve always called it Jam. Jam week, Jam rag, it all works

[Ian_Chimp]

Jam spoon?