Hi everyone, what’s your “strangest” kink or fetish that would turn a couple heads? A coworker and I were discussing this the other day and it turns out we’re into some very similar things. It got me thinking that maybe deep down we all have some sort of wild fantasy that we’d much rather not share
I’ll go first:
I’m really into piss play, it’s something I’ve seen a lot in porn and I’ve always wanted to try- none of my partners have ever been very cooperative though mind you
Sniffing dirty socks, boxers, panties, etc. I know this is typically a male kink but it’s just something I’ve always been into
I also have a weird fantasy where I get tied up and kidnapped “against my will” (consensually)
Remember nothing is strange as we all different things.
While alot of people like sniffing worn undewear I like to go further I like to wear freshly worn clothes as well as the smelling of the clothes, as I have a scent fetish. Why I like it well knowing I’m wearing a loved ones freshly worn clothes is the biggest turn on knowing her sexy body has just been in the clothes drives me wild and of course I get to inhale her scent all day.
Peeing outdoors for a guy I find it pretty boring standing up, but what a turn on squatting like women do it makes it more fun, if it’s planned I might wear women’s underwear for the occasion.
number 1 for me, as long as the participants are well hydrated, and number 3 but being teased by a woman, mercilessly I also like the Idea of being caught masturbating outdoors , but not to offend anyone, there is a point where I can’t stop and the tension makes my ejaculation more powerful…love that
Not really weird, well I don’t think so, but … The idea of him coming home, blindfolding, tying me up and doing whatever takes his fancy . I’d have conveniently thoroughly cleaned inside and out first. A version of this happened a week or so ago, we used the LH Cardasutra pack to help things along for ideas as we are new to ‘non-vanilla’ even though we’ve been married for over 25 years, it’s only recently that we have started to explore each other properly.
We’re in to sploshing/food play. Just love getting messy.
Sometimes it’s just a little, but more often we get totally smothered in all sorts of goo. Mostly sweet stuff like custard, syrup, jelly, trifle or cream cakes. Sometimes naked, sometimes partially clothed or in underwear/lingerie. Have trashed quite a few outfits which is all part is the fun.
The appeal is a combination of the tactile sensations (for example custard is like really thick vanilla-smelling lotion) coupled with the humiliation aspect and the sheer silliness of it.
I’ve been into piss play for decades, started when my first girlfriend lived on a property with no town water, so we showered together and peed in the shower to save toilet water. Starting with her peeing on my leg and made it up to my mouth. I’ve had many girls pee in my mouth now, and a couple of guys. Tastes great after a bottle of wine. Also have found girl love pee directly on the clit
@WaveyAlien my own pee fetish is limited to watching it in porn
Also I enjoy peeing while my masturbation buddies on Skyp€ watch me
I also self pee, laying in a bath the warmth as it covers my belly then chest is an amazing feeling
Then especially when I’m erect I aim at my own face and it jets all over my face and hair and is so exciting
Then I often open my mouth and pee into it
The warmth and slutty feeling is so good
Gulping a little down is usually followed by a frantic masturbation session with a swift climax
If you’re interested check self piss play movies on any porn sute for some tips it’s not exclusive to guys lots of women are doing it too
Spontaneity is the key to move on to the next level. Loads of ‘low risk’ options for everyone to start with especially if wfh solo.
What about if your say making a meal in the kitchen and can’t go to the toilet in case the food burns ? Just have the mop ready to tidy up after you’ve paddled around in it for a minute to two.
Or you may need to go for a brisk walk round the block during your lunch break and are unable to make it home in time after your extra cup of tea and you have to ‘go’ walking along. Running shorts dry very quickly…
I count myself as very lucky that my o/h is very on board with this kink. To many people, our weeing activities would totally appal them, whilst being completely rational to us (same for any fetish, the other two that you list hold no interest to me)
Not sure the LH rules even allow me to give details of some of our wee play scenarios, but most of the ones that you read in erotica are very tame in comparison.
This is absolutely what kinks and fetishes are about though, surely?
We’re the same with our sploshing. To anyone who isn’t in to it, what we do no doubt seems totally weird and probably a bit gross. We’ll often kick off a session with my OH in just her underwear, tugging the front of her knickers open with hooked thumbs and having a carton of custard dumped in them, usually resulting in gasps of surprise/delight/shock/disgust
It’s bloody good fun and weirdly erotic but just reading it off the page it comes across as just stupid.
@Simon_101 that’s some interesting pee scenarios there
I’ve done a few things in my back garden like that watering the plants in summer using a hose and just a tshirt on no pants or shorts and peed as I walked around the place
I’ll see if I can include these ideas in my cam play with my guys
I am slightly on the spectrum which leads to my turn on based on the texture of something. Latex, PVC, Plastic etc would also include things like sploshing and anything messy.
BDSM/General domination with consent, mainly through bondage, watersports, forced orgasm, degredation, stretching etc
Not sure if i’d class any of my other turn ons as weird though just the usual roleplay/costumes, threesomes etc
different things.
I also like the Idea of being caught masturbating outdoors , but not to offend anyone, there is a point where I can’t stop and the tension makes my ejaculation more powerful…love that
. I’d have conveniently thoroughly cleaned inside and out first. A version of this happened a week or so ago, we used the LH Cardasutra pack to help things along for ideas as we are new to ‘non-vanilla’ even though we’ve been married for over 25 years, it’s only recently that we have started to explore each other properly.
