whoops just nearly forgot about the spag bol on the hob!
forgot to put the handbreak on the car on a slight hil ! oops... came out the house to find it parked down the road on someone elses drive!! 
hid my butt plug some were clever when i heard mum coming up the stairs, it was such a clever place that i cant remember wher i put it and the cleaners coming tomorrow!
I went to work today and forgot I had left my car keys in the ignition the whole time. That could have gone horribly wrong especially as it was parked just off a main road!
Johnny Roach wrote:
I went to work today and forgot I had left my car keys in the ignition the whole time. That could have gone horribly wrong especially as it was parked just off a main road!
In the words of Del Boy: You plonker!
Actually no, that should be you LUCKY plonker! 
innocent-on-the-outside wrote:
hid my butt plug some were clever when i heard mum coming up the stairs, it was such a clever place that i cant remember wher i put it and the cleaners coming tomorrow!
did you find your butt plug in time?
nope 
however she only hovers my room and i was careful to check it wasnt visable. no idea where i put it, probable fell down the side of my bed or something!
innocent-on-the-outside wrote:
probable fell down the side of my bed or something!
Are you sure you took it out? 