What's your masturbation ritual?

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Do you have a standard ritual when you pleasure yourself? Or do you like to do something different every time? Tell us more…

My ritual is as follows…

I Usually masturbate last thing at night in bed (I don’t live with my gf)…helps me to get to sleep. I start by sitting in front of my PC and pull my trousers and pant(ie)s down to get access to my cock. I usually access some soft porn (pix, erotic fiction, this forum!) and play with myself.

About halfway thru I stop and make sure the door is locked, other lights turned off etc and I put a sock out on my bed (youll see why in a minute!). I then strip naked and go backto the pc. When I feel that Im about to cum I power down the computer and rush through to my bedroom.

I lie down on the bed, pop the sock over my bell-end and then pump into it…usually I hold the foreskin down as I cum…I feel it heightens the sensation. When I'm done, I use the sock to wipe the excess cum away from me and throw it out of the bed onto the floor. In the summer Ijust go to sleep naked but in the winter I put on leggings and an oversized T.

And that's usually me until the morning!!! Who wants to go next???

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hmm well when im in a house with other people (halls) i used to check my door was locked and then put on music. if i watched porn i moved my LapTop to the bed and found my toys lube and batteries. then have my fun, rest for a while and get up, clean the toys and put em away then get re dressed or change for bed

if im not using toys/porn then i dont have to move/clean things, and if im somewhere wehre i know people are asleep i dont have to use the music

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I dont masturbate, but I'll tell you my vibrator ritual.

I always vibrate myself during the day, never at night, and usually in the afternoon/evening. The reason being I'm not generally turned on enough in the morning to have the thought even crossed my mind, and at night when my parents are asleep, my vibrator makes too much noise! So, afternoon when the TV is on and other background noise to drown out my vibrator(s).

Living with parents sucks. I have to lock my door and tape some fabric over the gap between my two doors to stop people peeking in. Luckily Mum thinks I've pulled my blind and sleeping when I do this and Dad just thinks I'm eccentric. Not quite normal, but it's better than them thinking I'm doing what I actually am!

I take my key out my door and unlock my toy box, then put my key back in my door and turn it without unlocking the door. This is to prevent my parents unlocking my door with their key and they cant push it out from the other side if its turned.

Trousers and pants come off in a pile on the floor.

Vibrator(s) come out, and I lube them up if I want to (lubed feels better, but it takes me longer to orgasm without lube, so I can go on for longer). Then I get on all fours on my bed (I cant vibrate myself on my back for a number of reasons) and lean my head on the massive pile of pillows I have. Then I slowly place the vibrator on my clit, and often enjoy the feeling of that contact for a few seconds before turning it on. Then the fun begins!

Sometimes some of the smaller pillows fall on top of my head, but I'm having a good enough time to ignore it lol. I'm always paranoid someone's gonna come in despite my security measures, so I peek back at my door every 10-20 seconds just to reassure myself, usually having to move my hair out of my face.

I usually orgasm quite quickly, and always far sooner than I wanted to. Orgasms are such a pain lol, they put an end to the fun for me. I cant keep up like I used to. I used to be able to pleasure myself for the best part of an hour. Now I orgasm and my clit becomes too sensitive for me to be able to enjoy myself any longer. I'm lucky if I can last ten minutes. I'm experimenting though, using different vibrators and different sensations. All this is in the name of research lol!

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It really depends on the mood. Having a routine makes it all seem a bit like a chore to me, variety is the spice of life.

Though since buying a fleshlight my habits have changed a little

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Orgasms... I tend to have 2 a day.. This includes oral, sex, etc...

One makes me sleepy just before bed and the other wakes me up in the morning! Magical things! So I don't really have a ritual except I'm usually in bed.

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Ahhh. . . .the old wanksock eh Orgmeister! I think TB mentioned one too once.

I seem to be using the Aneros quite often during wanking lately, yet to review it though but I will do!

SG69 x

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There doesn't have to be a set time for me - when ever the house is empty and I'm all alone!

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i to dont have a ritual, just when ever the mood takes me really (which is that oftern as now my OH is only 5 mins away i can just have sex :P ).

plus i think it be a bit difficult for me to have a ritual as i dont you my hands to wank i just use toys and it depends on what kind of mood im in as to what toy i will use.

Dxx

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Dont really have a ritual, just usually when the mood takes me and if i can get peace to do the deed.

xx

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Cant say i really have a ritual, i usually feel like it on a night so i just pop off to bed,all my toys are in the drawer at the side of the bed, so just go for whatever take my fancy x

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Ecksvie wrote:

I dont masturbate, but I'll tell you my vibrator ritual...


That is masturbating, Ecksvie! Just with a toy x

Hmm, varies for me. Can be a quick orgasm to send me to sleep with my little pink vibe, or a more drawn-out affair using just my hands... or a more drawn-put affair using various toys! Some evenings I bring the laptop to bed with me and watch porn, and could orgasm three or four times before I go to sleep! It's almost always last thing at night before sleep for me, except on the weekends - if I'm having a lie in, I tend to masturbate just as I wake up in the morning, then go back to sleep for a few more hours!

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shellyboo wrote:

Ecksvie wrote:

I dont masturbate, but I'll tell you my vibrator ritual...


That is masturbating, Ecksvie! Just with a toy x

Hmm, varies for me. Can be a quick orgasm to send me to sleep with my little pink vibe, or a more drawn-out affair using just my hands... or a more drawn-put affair using various toys! Some evenings I bring the laptop to bed with me and watch porn, and could orgasm three or four times before I go to sleep! It's almost always last thing at night before sleep for me, except on the weekends - if I'm having a lie in, I tend to masturbate just as I wake up in the morning, then go back to sleep for a few more hours!

damn woman that ain't a ritual thats like whole religeon in itself lol any followers yet ?? External Media

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lol, the only other follower is my boyfriend who has to go through the same ritual in my bedroom when we want to have sex (i.e. every time he comes over) to stop the parents knowing. Although there's a variation on the pillow part lol.

I always felt like masturbation is what you do yourself with your hands, although I dont know what you'd call it if you're using a toy or whatever. You're probably right. :P

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Masturbation is self-pleasuring - be it with a toy or hands..

as for me, i dont have one - it varies a lot!

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I don't have specific ritual either i get horny so often but at times with a teen daughter in the house just can't do anything about it. First thing in the morning when she is still asleep i often get out the toys i sleep naked so its just a matter of sliding out of drawer and into my waiting pussy, the clit stimulator does its job very well if i turn the power up full iu climax quickly but if i want to prolong it i can turn it down a little and enjoy the sensations for an hour or more before powering up for the finale. When she is at college i have been known to simply get on with it pants round knees fingers on clit and rub til i cum or use the vibe as well. However it goes its always fun even when i got to be careful not to be heard!!!

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I don't have specific ritual either i get horny so often but at times with a teen daughter in the house just can't do anything about it. First thing in the morning when she is still asleep i often get out the toys i sleep naked so its just a matter of sliding out of drawer and into my waiting pussy, the clit stimulator does its job very well if i turn the power up full iu climax quickly but if i want to prolong it i can turn it down a little and enjoy the sensations for an hour or more before powering up for the finale. When she is at college i have been known to simply get on with it pants round knees fingers on clit and rub til i cum or use the vibe as well. However it goes its always fun even when i got to be careful not to be heard!!!

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No rule or ritual except that it is only when I have the OH on the phone with me, we live 150 miles apart and we both only play when the other is on the phone, for some reason I seem unable to orgasm if he isn't there and its not for want of trying I'll tell you!

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Erm I usually do it when I fancy doing it or when no one is home (I live with my parents) so that I have no worry of getting caught. I have done it in the daytime before but I prefer it at night. =)

Masterbating has helped me go to sleep before! =P

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I used to always do it before sleep as it helps me sleep... most of the time i can get some action off the bf now i live with him, before we go to sleep but sometimes he'll be too tired so i end up tossing and turning a lot lol...

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When me and the boyfriend have had sex late at night we've normally dozed off not long after! =P