Whats your Next Sex toy and item you plan to buy @ Lovehoney store?

Draven wrote:

Lovehoney - Jess wrote:

In the mean time, please do keep your beady eyes on the ball (and try to keep the chilli dipped dildo in it's holster, for the time being! )and continue to flag any issues up to us. I do look at every report and consider them seriously

awwww : (

Ok Jess.......

for now...... ; )

I can't deny it seems like an excellent punishment for pesky trolls though.... :P

YOWCH!

would you like to borrow my chilli jar Jess? lol

Draven wrote:

would you like to borrow my chilli jar Jess? lol

Haha - sometimes, yes :P But sshh! ;)

Anyway, my OH is a chef - I'm sure I could get him to rustle up something seriously, er, eyewatering!

Draven - Haha - sometimes, yes :P But sshh! ;) Anyway, my OH is a chef - I'm sure I could get him to rustle up something seriously, er, eyewatering!

ahh in that case ask him to get you a Bhot Jolokia and use that in you're very own chilli jar. lmao ; )

Draven wrote:

ahh in that case ask him to get you a Bhot Jolokia and use that in you're very own chilli jar. lmao ; )

I eat those for breakfast. Now a Trinidad Moruga Scorpion would keep them in order.

last i knew the Bhot Jolokia was the hottest chilli in the world according to the Guiness book, are you telling me it's been beaten? good grief, i could barely smell a Bhot let alone anything hotter. lol.

In the ridiculous world of hottest chillis it has been beaten.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_Scorpion

"Aside from the heat, the Trinidad Scorpion Moruga Blend has a tender fruit-like flavor". How on earth does anyone know that? You'd need gloves on just to pick it up.

Guys lets not threaten newbies with chillies. Even I'm starting to get a bit worried!

Jess! I seriously love your hair colour. And is that a new Happy Rabbit you're holding? :D Looks like a perfect match!

StHubbins wrote:

In the ridiculous world of hottest chillis it has been beaten.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_Scorpion

"Aside from the heat, the Trinidad Scorpion Moruga Blend has a tender fruit-like flavor". How on earth does anyone know that? You'd need gloves on just to pick it up.

It's made my eyes water just reading that..... lol.

(and just so everyone knows, i am a total hot food wussy sissy, i can't have anything hotter than a korma :( .... feel free to mock me)

First post, so Hi!

We're always looking for lubes that do crazy exciting things (hot/cold/etc)...can anyone recommend any that they've tried?

Also looking for a massager but there are SO many I don't know where to start.

x

Big J

Hi J&J and Welcome to the forums :)

When you get a chance have a read through the LH forum rules:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/help/forum-rules/

and why not introduce yourself in the Newbie Initiation Test:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/introduce-yourself/19119-newbies-initiation-test/

I personally use the Sliquid range of lubes as they are great for sensitive skin and have no chemical nasties - they are also on offer at the mo - see below:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/special-offers/2149/

Also please see this link with help on how to find the perfect vibe:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/vibrators/buyers-guide/how-to-choose-the-perfect-vibrator/

Hope this helps and have fun :) xx

PinkPolkaDot wrote:

Guys lets not threaten newbies with chillies. Even I'm starting to get a bit worried!

Jess! I seriously love your hair colour. And is that a new Happy Rabbit you're holding? :D Looks like a perfect match!

If it is please let it be waterproof

kittencub wrote:

PinkPolkaDot wrote:

Guys lets not threaten newbies with chillies. Even I'm starting to get a bit worried!

Jess! I seriously love your hair colour. And is that a new Happy Rabbit you're holding? :D Looks like a perfect match!

If it is please let it be waterproof

Hehe thanks PPD! I couldn't get over the colour match so just HAD to take a pic!

But yes, Steph is right. It was a Lelo Ina sample which we had in but didn't end up stocking. I do love the colour though!

The new Happy Rabbit is in the final processes of being made and launched and there have been some great developments on it which I just know you're all going to love. More info to come soon but let me tell you, we are all very excited about it!

Wow can't wait! Xx

Ooh exciting! I had a feeling you'd be improving the Happy Rabbits when I noticed them being discontinued. I wonder what they're going to be like... Maybe different colours :D

Well this is exciting I've just bought 2 happy rabbits though

I think this makes me glad that I couldn't buy one of the current happy rabbits at half price, haha.

oooooh waterproof jumps up and down with delight, hoping, can't wait to see new colours as well, so glad I didn't buy last week things happen for a reason.

Oh man this is frustrating! I've never had a rabbit before, but I love the look of the happy rabbits because they don't look like the typical rabbit. Now I'm in a dilemma, do I get the old one, or wait for the new one?! Ahhhhh!