When did you last have sex?

We’ve been together 14 and half years and known eachother for 26 years.

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That must be what we are doing wrong. good for you

Ha you need a power cut …

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I will turn the electric off later before she gets in and make out we have a power cut. What a great idea. Thank you @FortySomethingWife

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@steve19 no!!!
The stuff in the fridge and freezer will go off. (Always thinking of my belly) :smile:

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I never thought of that @Mrs.John. Belly far more important so back to the drawing board

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Yeh but the fridge magically works hehe

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We’ve just got into watching porn together @FortySomethingWife It’s been a real turn on for him and me - especially when we are in the mood. Although its tough to find stuff that isn’t nasty. What was your go to porn choice/site?

I don’t think we are allowed to share sites on here but let’s just say it’s the most obvious and popular site… a hub if you will.

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this morning. we have some sort of sex every morning if at all possible. sometimes jsut oral and other times we have complete sex and by that I mean oral, intercourse and sometimes anal if she is up for it. i am 77 and she is 56 so we can still enjoy each other.

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Good news! You are allowed to mention the names of porn sites, and even refer to favourite performers. You’re just not allowed to post links to actual porn content. :slightly_smiling_face:

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Aha well pornhub then x

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Last night, would love to say it was an all night session, but it wasn’t, was fast asleep straight after, don’t deal well with really hot weather, was knackered lol

First thing this morning. Long very filling anal session.

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Monday :slightly_frowning_face:
Was told it was too hot and he couldn’t
Seriously? :imp:

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Get a fan on … no excuses !

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Got one!
Windows open,all doors open,duvet folded at the bottom of the bed.
What else can I do​:see_no_evil:

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Pounce on him :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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It beats packing things ready for your move. @KinkyMira

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STRIP! Lol

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