When did you last have sex?

@Serpentwand thanks so much.

I was having a ranty moment there.

There is a prospect of some action next week and thats a bit scary actually :sweat_smile:

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Good for you, with the possible action next week, however I have not said I can get to the country of leaks next week or is it daffodils. I hope you have a wonderful time. :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:

@steve19 … I can keep hoping :sweat_smile::flushed:

@SteelA1 hang in there buddy you’re bound to get some action at some point, maybe not as soon as @The_Little_Ladybird who sounds like she’s in the blocks waiting for the starting pistol to fire…
Me…well…thinking of becoming a monk!!!

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If he doesn’t come home with me Im getting my big butt on tinder :wink::laughing:

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Pretty sure you’ll not be needing to do that @The_Little_Ladybird
I’m sure he’ll get the message :wink::wink::wink:

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@The_Little_Ladybird I experienced this when I got together with the current Mrs Pootle, after so many years of seeing the ex Mrs Pootle’s face and body on top or underneath me it felt a bit strange seeing someone new in those positions,when i asked mrs Pootle the question she said it was very strange seeing and feeling a different man after 20odd years of her ex,and if my circumstances change and the opportunity arrises it’ll feel strange for a while again.

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@The_Little_Ladybird
Used to get all over the valleys years ago,regularly collected out of taffs well,Llantrisant and pontyclun with deliveries into places like Maerdy, nantgarw,Treorchy, pontypridd,Ebbw vale,merthyr etc etc
A lot of places around the country used to think i was welsh i spent that much time there!!!

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@The_Little_Ladybird . I thiught you didnt have a big butt anymore. ( No more bubble butt) ?
I seriously doubt it was ever big.:joy:

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@Iwill it is definitely attracting some attention in the gym recently :wink:

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Lots of people go to llan leisure cent

@The_Little_Ladybird check you out getting yourself back in the game :wink: I really hope it happens for you and it was worth the wait! I hope he’s ready for what’s coming :grimacing::joy:

I bet you’re rear end really is getting some attention too, I’d probably end up on the floor with the bar on top of me if I was in the same gym as you :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:

@Serpentwand cheers, I’m always pretty relaxed to be honest though :wink:

@pootle thanks, I know I’ll be on the receiving end of the OH soon enough, not quite as soon as @The_Little_Ladybird though I bet like you say :smirk::joy:

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@SteelA1 I wouldn’t count on that.

Ive been left on ā€œreadā€ for 20hrs now :laughing:

Oh well xx

I’m ready and waiting for my hubby to get home :wink::yum::kiss:

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Mrs. Val hinted at some action yesterday morning before we went to work, but after getting a call from the Police about my son’s immaturity and driving, it kind of ruined the mood. I went to bed pissed off after taking his car and phone away indefinitely …

Today is a new day and we are heading to a local sporting event as a family. I texted her this morning as I had a very wet dream about her and described to her (in detail) what she did and how hot it was. Still waiting for a reply but she just came off Shark Week so I know she’s horny as hell too.

We have our camper parked on our property so we may sneak in there for a late night ā€œsnackā€. Otherwise it may be tonight or tomorrow morning. Pretty excited as it feels like forever. Sex is a huge stress reliever for me and I am pent up! Need a release… :crossed_fingers: :sweat_drops:

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@The_Little_Ladybird sweet lord is he mad? Obviously doesn’t know what he’ll be missing. If it doesn’t happen or he doesn’t get back to you then try not to let it get to you! He obviously wasn’t worth it :wink:

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I will second that @The_Little_Ladybird he must be mad, or his phones broken.

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@SteelA1 @steve19 the plot thickens.

My friend saw him tonight at the gym. Apparently he was really not himself and said he was ā€œmentally and physically exhaustedā€ā€¦ not sure what to do now.

Sorry, this needs a new thread xx

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