Why thank you for the compliment ! I often have people tell me I look good for an old guy , I like to say looks can be deceiving . I worked hard and played hard and pretty much every part is just about wore out . In my imagination I always hope to get back in shape , but either feeling bad or something hurting too much stops me . Now if the blasted sun would come out for more than a few minutes I could work on my tan . The old saying tanned fat looks better untanned .
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@Lovehoney_Brenna, I see you edited my post, and I don’t get what was wrong with the bit you edited out. Could you please explain? I want to avoid doing again whatever I did wrong, but that would be hard to do if I don’t know what the problem was.
Well, to me your profile pic looks both tanned and toned. So I’m jealous because when I look at myself what I see is pale and saggy. So kudos to you.
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Last night. Still lacking toys and cursing the shipping delays, I’ve been making do with what’s in the house, which turned out to be one of those long romantic dinner style candles (or just using my fingers, but my hands are very small and my fingers short, so not the best). But yesterday the candle bit the dust - it broke, first in the part I was using as a handle so I tried to tape it together, but then it broke at the business end, I guess from overuse. So I gave up on it. I was looking around the house for what else I could use and my glance fell on my thera cane massager. It turns out to be pretty good. I can use the curved end for a dildo, and because I’m short, the straight end is then at just the right length to suck on at the same time, and fantasize about being spit-roasted (a delightful sounding activity I only learned about through reading on the LH forum). Mmmm. Lovely. I’m thinking I’ll have to post to the fantasy thread soon, I’m getting so many new fantasies from my reading on here.
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I was gunna say I had to do it at work today in the bathroom cause I needed to relieve my mind…yours is way better!
This morning for over two hours but didn’t cum. Not for want of trying. I tried everything. No luck. I think maybe I wore out my orgasm producer and need to rest for a couple of days, which will be hard, because I’m just as horny as ever. Maybe if I pretend I’m a sub whose dom has forbidden her to touch herself I can make it fun instead of frustrating.
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Hmm, but if I use sex toys, how should I categorize them, and how should I count them?
Last night, and now realise having a single bed ain’t good sometimes 
Edged myself quite a few times today and indend to continue to do so for the rest of the day as its a request from my wife. No orgasm allowed though.
Last night. My plan to give myself some time off to recover wasn’t successful (but it also wasn’t necessary). Anyway, I had a really good excuse. Yesterday my first LH shipment arrived. Now you’re probably thinking, so she was testing out the toys, but it’s not that simple. The first shipment was jiggle balls, a love egg, and a rabbit. I had read on the forum that jiggle balls were good for calming you down when you were horny but couldn’t do anything about it, so I decided to start with them. I used a ton of lube, but could not get the damn thing in. All those years of no sex, my pussy has tightened up. I’ve become a virgin again, I guess. I went on the live chat and the person I chatted with was very helpful. They said it’s not unheard of for that to happen. (As the saying goes, if you don’t use it, you lose it. And I didn’t use it and I definitely lost it). They recommended a dilator set, and gave me a refund on the most expensive item in the package, to help out with the extra expense of the dilator set. So now I’m waiting for the dilator set to arrive, and will have to work with it before I can use any of my new toys. It has 3.5 “and 4.5” dilators. The jiggle ball is 4", the love egg looks just as big, so I didn’t try it, and when I tried the rabbit, which is no larger than a normal penis, no luck there either. So then I got out a measuring tape and started measuring things for comparison with the jiggle ball. My broken candle, 2.75". The shaft of the theracane, 2.5". The ball on the end of the theracane, 3". And when I used it yesterday, I found it a bit tricky getting the ball in, although once it was all the way in it was fine. So I thought that I should start with the theracane, moving it all the way in and out several times over and over again, but thinking of it not so much as masturbation, but just exercise. Although I did listen to Dipsea while I was doing it, and it felt so nice I kept going, and by the third Dipsea episode, I orgasmed without having had any intention of doing so. It’s a good think I’m not that sub I was imagining being, or I would be so punished now. So there you go.
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And again this morning. I started out with a bit of pillow humping, just because it’s a fun way to start the day. Then I played around with some torso binding, shibari inspired although not the real thing, using my sash collection and also, this time some old therabands, around my breasts and waist, ass and thighs. I’m very satisfied with my upper torso binding, a lovely sensation of bare breasts completely available but completely scaffolded and encased, and also with the waist wrap plus thong but haven’t really gotten a satisfactory binding worked out for my ass. Anyway, it really turns me on to put the bindings on, and then do my stretching exercises and tai chi turns me on even more, feeling the pull and constraint of the bindings. The latex of the therabands really added a dimension to the experience, and left very satisfactory marks around my breasts when I finally took it all off a couple of hours later. Doing bridges in the bindings was so sensual, and gave me, I think, a little bit of an idea of what it might feel like to really do shibari and be suspended by my crotch and shoulders, like in a video I watched on PH yesterday. I’m sure it would be much better if someone else was putting the bindings on. By the time I finished my exercise routine, I was so turned on I decided I’d better do some more pussy stretching exercise with the theracane - purely for therapeutic purposes of course, not for sexual gratification. I can’t help it if it made me cum. Besides, I had gotten a second LH package, which included nipple suckers, and I wanted to see what they were like. I can’t really decide if they were pleasure or painful, but they were certainly effective. Between them and my fingers on my clit, and the theracane in my pussy and also sucking on the other end of it, I cummed more quickly than usual. And this time without porn or Dipsea or even really fantisizing, beyond thinking vaguely about how I would like to be spit-roasted. And damn, writing about it has gotten me really horny again.
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A few hours ago, before dinner. Today’s package also included a bullet vibrator, and since I can use that even in my current tight condition, I just had to try it out. Spent a very pleasant half hour moving it around from clit to pussy to acc and back, until it turned itself off, and I couldn’t get it to turn back on. The directions are total crap, very uninformative. I had to call LH and ask how to make it work. But it was a lovely 30 minutes. Very nice on my pussy and clit, and glorious on the acc. I was so tempted to put it in my ass too, but I resisted the temptation to give it a chance to disappear inside me - I wouldn’t want to have to go to an A&E to get a toy removed. Since I couldn’t finish due to its 30 minute shut down, now that dinner’s over I’ll have to go back and finish off.
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@SexyAucklandWidow This is the best blogging I have read in my life, hands down. Reinventing sex and walking with you is fun! Keep up the great writing!
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OK, here’s another update. Last night I managed to get the bullet vibrator going again and had another delightful 30 minute session, but then it stopped and I could not get it restarted. I’ll have to call LH support again, but I didn’t feel like doing that last night in mid-session, so I finished up with the theracane and Dipsea. Then this morning I started again with pillow humping, but after a while I stopped to play around with bindings again. I did a more careful job on the bottom and ended up with a better result, but still not as good as the upper body binding. Symmetry is important, as is latex. Maybe I need more therabands. I also think color coordination for an aesthetic effect makes a difference. I also inserted my small candle into my pussy, and put on nipple suckers. (Side note, I have discovered that wax softens with body heat, and after an extended time inside the straight candle has become curved.) Then I went back to pillow humping, using a bolster that fits just right between my legs. I discovered an hour long video on PH, called a quiet evening, where a man sits and reads a book, drinks wine and listens to opera, while his wife is tied to a chair with a ball gag and a wand tied to her pussy, which he operates with a remote control, turning it on for a bit and then off, teasing her. I decided to give him control over my pleasure too, going at it with the pillow when he turned the vibrator on and stopping when he turned it off. Very effective, but after about 40 minutes I couldn’t wait anymore, and I just went at it even though he was not using the vibrator. I guess I wouldn’t make a good obedient sub in real life. But I really wanted to cum when Nessun Dorma got to the ‘vincero, vincero, vincero’ line, so I did, using the pillow and also my fingers on my clit. (Funny side note - in the video he kept telling Alexa to play opera, and sometimes she/it did, but sometimes there was just silence. I guess Alexa is also not always an obidient sub.)
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In about 20 mins, going to look at photos of my sexy wife
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We both masturbated ourselves this morning. The wife came first with her we vibe and i edged myself for a while then came using our wand.
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