In this thread, whoever starts with A gets to choose the subject.
I'm going to start this subject, it is to compile an A right through to Z of alternative names for a gentleman's middle leg, euphemisms and foreign language are allowed.
Anoconda
Baton
Cock
Dong
Erection.
F@ckstick
Giggle Stick
Hardon
Ithyphallus
Injector
John Thomas
Kingpin
Love sword
meat truncheon
nob
orgasm donor
Prick
Package
Quarterstaff
Rod