Hey Honeys,
You may recall a while ago I shared an incident in which my neighbour catfished me as his “girlfriend”, and another incident a little later on. I kind of had a hunch about it but had no proof of it, and hence, it was his word against mine. Was he really trying to make me jealous, or was I just acting “jealous”? Let me just say, the gaslighting was extreme.
Well, true as is, this catfish finally fell well and truly into my net.
A few weeks ago, “Mark” ws talking to me about sex, as he likes to do - to be honest, I think it’s his way of compensating for all of the sex he doesn’t have, but also his way of having a kind of non-consensual, mental sex with me. Anyway, Mark started talking about lubricants and I told him about the one that I recently got to review on behalf of Pjur, Pjur Infinity. I didn’t try and sell it to him or anything, I was very matter of fact: “I got to review a good lube recently that it sounds like your girlfriend might like”, and left it at that. A quickside note: Mark does know about my work, he’s also not a part of my “inner world”.
A day or two later I got a message from Mark claiming that his on-off girlfriend “Annie” had ordered the lube I’d mentioned, but she wanted him to review it with her. Okay, whatever - glad to have helped but didn’t really want or need to know the details. The next day is their supposed “testing day” and I get a text from him which lays out a supposed copy of a text from her. The language in it from a supposed “mature” woman is questionable: a 40+ “mature” woman referring to her nether regions as her “puss puss”. Really?
But it gets better.
He claimed that they couldn’t go back to hers, so instead they were “at it” in his flat (this guy had literally text me supposedly mid-romp 
) all night and to apologise for any noise, but also to thank me for my recommendation (admittedly Infinity and Woman Nude are good lubes!) and promising me gifts for my recommendations. We didn’t hear a peep, and better, the security camera that he depends on to secure our shared garden space had recorded him coming back from the gym alone. We now know he was up there all alone - and “Annie” doesn’t exist!
He still tries to make out his relationship with “Annie”, but I just give him that smile that says “I don’t believe a word that comes out of your damn mouth”. I still haven’t recieved any gifts from him either, but to be honest, he’s given me the best gift of all - after nine years of it being his word against mine when it comes to disputes, I now have proof that nobody can take anything he says seriously!
ETA: yes I’ve saved the texts and video as proof, just in case I ever need to prove to him that he’s nothing but a liar.
