Hey Lovehoney,
This happened this past week and it has me wickedly entertained so I thought I would share.
Mark lives near me. Mark has a bit of an all-too-obvious crush on me. Mark also knows that whilst I may be polyamorous, I’m not (or am no longer) interested. I typically won’t entertain dating anyone on my street, to me that’s a dangerous game.
Mark and I are friendly; we’ve worked together as neighbours and as friends. We are of similar ages and chat well but friends is all I want us to be. You see, Mark also has a fiery temper and he’s a compulsive liar, neither of which I want to deal with in a relationship. However, I did compliment Mark on Wednesday at our neighbourhood meeting - I told him that he has matured (somewhat).
I’ve met most of Mark’s girlfriends over the years, and I’ve always been polite to them. Anna I didn’t like, Bethany wasn’t much better, but Candice and I got along okay. Right now he’s supposedly dating “Sara”, who I have never seen, heard nor met. I’m 99% sure she doesn’t exist and was instead fabricated to make me the jealous one!
Mark knows what I do for work, he’s supportive of it, and for that I’ve agreed to proof-read the erotic novel he wrote. Like I say, we are friends, it’s just that friends is all we’ll be.
Well, earlier this week, “Sara” messaged me on Mark’s Facebook account. I decided to play along and be polite anyway, but I noticed that Sara writes exactly like Mark does. Hmm…
Sara started talking to me about sex, about how good Mark is at sex and how she doesn’t want to make too much noise when they have sex on Thursday evening (Mark knows we have neighbour issues). Sara says she hopes he’ll gag her (as I say, Mark knows I’m kinky) and one thing and another. Of course I played along again and said I understand how Sara feels; hubby and I were also planning to have kinky sex last night (genuinely!). We didn’t, I passed out before hubby got to bed, but “Sara” wasn’t to know 
Funny enough, “Sara” didn’t have much to say after that, but Mark has been rather sheepish today 
Happy Friday, folks!
(Names changed to protect identities)
