The air is crisp and the days are cold
From a warehouse in Bath there is a story to be told.
A tale of a toy looking for a home
For this toy doesn't want to spend Christmas alone.
He has many neighbours, some he doesn't know
for they move so fast but he is yet to go.
"I wonder why no one wants me, am I no good?"
But with his ten tongues, he is perfect for the hood!
He isn't always the first choice as he doesn't vibrate
But he imitates oral, which we all know is great.
Somewhere else in the world is a user aka KinkyMinxMoo
"I'd like to try something that is different and new."
Browsing Lovehoney, she finds a clit stim
Neither of us knew that I had picked him.
The very next day, he is plucked off the shelf
By a Lovehoney picker, dressed like an elf!
"Congratulations Sqweel, all the best, my friend"
"I'm off to bring pleasure, all the way to the end!"
He is carefully wrapped and placed in a box
With a bit more wrapping to protect him from knocks.
A couple of days later, he gets passed through the door
The box gets teared open and thrown to the floor.
Here he is, he is finally here
Looking at his new lady who is full of cheer.
This may seem odd, but that’s just me
"I've got the perfect place for you; on top of my tree!"
Carefully secured with a pretty bow
Mr Sqweel becomes the star of the show.
"You can live there, until Christmas day
Come Christmas night, you can blow me away."