Get your jingle ball puns and bulging sack jokes at the ready - it's time for the Christmas caption competition! You might have to dig deep for this one, but you love a challenge don't you?
Please note: The winner will be picked on 21 December, in time to catch the Christmas post! The January edition will be up at some point in the first week of January.
There will be one overall winner who wins a selection of goodies to review (so please make sure you can review, and that you have an Orgasm Army wishlist made up from products that aren't yet reviewed).
Jenna's boyfriend wasn't getting his hopes up. Upon saying he wanted to try something new and for her to think outside the box, she clearly wasn't getting it.
Oh dear I seem to have inadvertantly tripped over these Lovehoney boxes and opened them up revealing lovely vibrators, erotic DVDs and lube.....what to do....what to do....?
Having realised she had spent all her money on LoveHoney and not bought anyone any presents, Alice set about deciding whether granny would prefer the vibrating bullet or the beginners bondage kit.....
"It wasn't the number of sex toys that made Mary's eyes light up - it was the size of the boxes!"
"It's always the same, you get them something that needs a ton of batteries and makes loads of noise, then you have to banish them to their room for the rest of the week!"
"When Mary swapped Rudolf's carrot for her favourite vibe, Santa took the hint!"
"Alice was smiling now, but she was going to have a lot of explaining to do when her boyfriend comes home!"
Bugger! And I thought I was being original. Still, I love the idea of whoever reads this out in the LH offices tomorrow singing out "Fiiiiive Cooooock Riiiiiings!" And everyone can join in. External Media
