Corrupt-a-wish

Granted: but then you wouldn't ever wake up with morning glory.

I wish that sometimes I wasn't so creative

Granted, but you would never have another original idea of your own.

I wish i could read minds

Granted, but then you would never get any pleasant surprises.

I wish I had a bigger loft so I could convert it into a dungeon

Granted, but you have to keep a really angry dragon in said dungeon.

I wish I could get my creative juices flowing.

Granted but it's a medievel dungeon and is horrible.

I wish I was lucky

At least the angry dragon will save on heating costs!

Granted, but once they start, they will never stop.

I wish I had more time to make creativity into reality.

Granted, but everything in your reality becomes a fabrication.

I wish I had an amazing memory so that I never had to learn lines.

Granted but you never forget anything, meaning that you recall any negative experiances you have

I wish i didnt have to wait till 2am for my creative breakthroughs

(so expecting someone to say, granted but you have to wait till 1:59... if you do that, i shall not be happy cose thts just mean!)

Granted, but you always fall asleep when you get an idea.

I wish i could walk on water

Granted, but every time you do you come up with an amazing idea in your head and forget to walk due excitement.

I wish I could play the piano

Granted, but your fingers freeze up.

Wish it was always warmand sunny.

Granted but you spend the day ill with a fever.

I wish this forum wasn't so addictive so that I could get some work done.

granted, but you would get very bored quickly!!

I wish i had loads of money to build my own bedroom paradise for pleasure.

Granted. But you,ve locked yourself in and have no key so that no one can join you.

I wish I had a time machine that could take me anywhere any time and still be back home so that no one realised I'd gone.

Granted, but you would come back older because of the time you are away!

I wish i could teleport anyone into my paradise to join me, I wouldnt need a key then.

granted...but all there thoughts will be in russian

wish i had bigger boobs

Granted but but everyone decides small boobs are mre attractive

I wish everyone had a 2 day week and 5 day weekend.

granted, but you wouldnt earn enough money to buy your favorite toys and have fun and pleasure.

I wish i could meet anyone i wanted to without question.

Granted but you only get to see them for five seconds.

I wish I could have limitless tallent.

Granted, but you would only be talented in 1 thing and lose all talent for everything else.

i wish i would appeal to women who would show me pleasure with a 3some