What do you call an alien with 3 knackers?
E.T. The Extra Testicle
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What do you call an expert fisherman? A Master Baiter.
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I swapped my wife’s lipstick for superglue yesterday, and she’s still not speaking to me!
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At the cash machine today, a frail old lady asked me if i could check her balance, so i pushed her over.
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Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
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What bees do you get milk from?
BooBeees!
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Is this the breast you can do?
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Um. Possibly. 
What did one boob say to the other?
I feel like a right tit…
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If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions? 
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Why do we refrigerate something if we don’t frigerate it first?
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Why do we add a letter “D” to the shortened word for refrigerator making it longer than it needs to be? Frige would be better!
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What do you call a video of two toads having sex? Frogspawn.
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I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to see him dye.
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What do you call a cowboy with no legs.
A low down bum. 
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What kind of bees make milk?
boo-bees!
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it. 
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What does a nosey pepper do?
gets jalapeno business!
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The panic buying has started again! Went into Ikea and there were empty shelves everywhere!!!
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A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish. The salesman asks him, “Do you want an aquarium?” The guy responds, “I don’t care what star sign it is!”
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