I think when you start your sentence with, “No offence to anyone but…” then you know very well you are about to cause offence.
It sounds like what you are after is high end bog standard underwear in which case pop a link to the sort of thing you are after in the Pander to me! … PRODUCTS ONLY thread and I’m sure many of us will support you in your choice as it would be a good thing for Lovehoney to stock.