Apparently tentacle urethral sounds (silicone obviously) exist 
the things you find when you wander about the internet.
Serious props to anyone who can use one of those.
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Yeah, they look pretty serious.
I went from āwhat on earth is thatā (to be fair, my initial reaction with a decent 30% of fantasy toys) to āam i reading the measurements right?ā
Ive seen the metal ones they sell here, and they look cool, but the silicone ones are so long. Im sure they feel good, but How does that even fit??
@Green_Eyed_Girl I watched a video once about a guy saying he does it and even he says it hurts really bad. I think it would be easier for guys but for girls it would be harder. I hate whoever invented this. Itās not a sex toy itās a literal torture device.
Saw some snake and monster sounding toys. They look so good, so long, but so pricey lol
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Found This thought you guys would find it amusing
@Melody1 ive seen quite a few long anal toys recently, id hypothetically be up for trying one of those. but the sounds seem massive to me.
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@Green_Eyed_Girl - Yes! Thatās what I aspire to have. Iām jealous of that dragonās collection 
@Melody1 - Thatās the problem with fantasy toys; the price. Oof! My poor credit cardā¦
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It does have a pretty awesome selection to be honest 
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Do any of you guys have the monsters on display around the house or in the bedroom? Most of them look far too pretty (as monsters go 
) to be hidden away in a drawer. I have several steel and glass toys in subtle locations about my place.
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I think hypothetically i could get away with the glass tentacle as a āsculptureā, but having a shared house cramps my ability to display awesome silicone sadly.
But if i had my own house, yes, i would try and display a few in the bedroom
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@Melody1 - I could get away with the unicorn horns for sure and maybe a few of the tentacles. I would love to have a display cabinet or shelf for them. But my partner isnāt keen on wangs being around when family/friends come over, haha. First thing he says when someoneās coming is āAre all your dicks away??ā 
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Lookings at your stash most of your monster dildos arenāt super obvious so I donāt think any visitors would look at them and think āah yes, a dildoā (Unless maybe they were into it too 
)
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Is pennywise from IT considered a monster? I was watching the 2017 IT and pennywise in thatā¦yeah lol. I wonder if anywhere has clown themed dildos. Does anyone know? 
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@rosiedosie - Thatās true. Maybe they are only looking for human dicks so it wonāt register, haha. To be honest, I think my brain just sees potential in anything now. I was in a shop the other day and seen a mushroom garden ornament that looked like something I would have in my toy collection
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Huh, who knew. Internet says yes.
Although i would more describe them as clown barf (dyer lingo for anything that looks like some one threw a rainbow at it haphazardly)
Also lots of rainbow dildoes by the way,
Huh, apparently zombie fantasy themed toys exist too (not my cup of tea, but im sure there are some left for dead fans out there somewhere that will love them)
Ps. 
so glad i never watched that film. That clown is terrifying
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@sharbur - I would consider Pennywise/IT a monster, yes. But it depends on how you look at it. Pennywise the Clown is a human form, but IT itself is a shapeshifter so anything can go on down there. So any dildo can technically be a Pennywise/IT dildo. The internet seems to deem that it has a āclussyā (clown pussy) thatās usually depicted as a vagina with teeth and a tentacle coming out of it.
I have a rainbow dildo that I always refer to as āclown cockā. 
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Wow, just seen a picture of someone room decorated with shelves of fantasy dildoes. They had a uv light shot, it was amazing!
So pretty
Ok, so whats everyones favourite kind of fantasy dildo? Dragons, tentacles, werewolves, really out there stuff, non anatomic types, other creature options?
For me, as much as i like the werewolf and tentacle ones (some of the really out there stuff is just amazing too) its got to be dragons. The texture is so good and that combined with the shapes is just a winner for me. Also really love the heavy texture on some of the non anatomic types. But dragons edge them out as theyr more fun thematically. 
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Oh! I actually know something about this weirdly, part of the reason why the Internet keeps giving Pennywise something like this is because Itās referred to as female in the book
@Ace12345 - Thatās right. Itās kind of hard to describe but Iāll have a go at what I got from the book:
To the human eye, we canāt perceive ITs true form so thatās why it appears as a giant spider monster. The book says it also lays eggs and thatās why they deem it female. In its own dimension, itās a bunch of orange lights that sends people mad or tranced out when they look at them like a typical eldritch horror, haha. Iāve always taken IT as a genderless creature but I guess it can be left to interpretation too. So Iām not surprised people give Pennywise a vagina/penis/tentacle thing 
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