My Reviews

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 02/10/22
Lovehoney Fantasy Deluxe Wet Look French Maid Costume

At Your Service

The French maid costume is a classic. It’s sexy, fun, and an ideal experimentation piece if you’re looking to get started in the world of roleplay.

The wet-look material adds a little “something” that just ramps it up above the others, adding a rather kinky perspective to the set. The lace trim to the bust and the apron adds a somewhat delicate look (how deceptive), and the mesh skirt adds further layers for you to strip off as and when the time comes. All is made to a fantastic standard, and all materials are gentle on the skin and sit really well.

I received the set in a size medium, and I can’t fault the fit against my size 10/12 body, 36C bust and 5ft6 height. There’s slight stretch in the main body, although there are straps to the back and shoulders that are adjustable for the best fit. I will note that I had to ask for assistance from Mr FYEO to secure the back straps. Considering I couldn’t see what I was doing, I found these quite fiddly to attach. It ruined the surprise slightly for Mr FYEO but he enjoyed regardless! While he was there, he secured the apron around my waist with a little bow, although I’m sure I’ve mastered doing this without looking!

The cups are padded and underwired and provide a lovely uplift and great support. The bustier hugs the body and provides great coverage. Additionally, the apron also covers the hips if this is an area you’re self-conscious of and don’t want to bare all. From behind, the bustier is quite open, and there’s a wonderful glimpse of the bum, from both below the skirt/apron and through the small area left uncovered where the ribbon has been tied.

The g-string is simple. It suits the set and fits comfortably. I’m not overly fussed about wearing the headband, although it’s a nice addition. The bustier and the apron work well together, and I complimented it further with a pair of fishnet stockings. I didn’t add anything else to the set when I first tried it on, although a feather tickler plays the role of a feather duster rather well!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: materials, concept, quality

Cons: securing the back straps is slightly fiddly

Bottom Line: a fun piece that I feel incredibly sexy in!

[Bearjamin]

by @Bearjamin, 11/10/2022
DOMINIX Deluxe Stainless Steel Medium Faux Silver Fox Tail Butt Plug

Nice starter tail, but want more.

Many other choices of tall plugs seem to gear towards being a fox, but my wife liked the look of this tail for its grey wolf-like fur. The faux fur isn’t as soft as I thought it looked in the photo, but it’s still comfortable enough against the skin.

The medium size plug was the right choice for my wife, as anything smaller would have been pretty uneventful. My wife feels like it’s large enough to know it’s there but still comfortable enough to go about daily activities for an extended period. The metal plug has a satisfying weight to it and feels secure with the narrow neck and flared base.

The product listing states that it’s 19 inches, but that must include the plug too as I make the tail itself to be about 16 inches with the plug being 3 inches. My wife is 5ft5in and the tail just about reaches the back of the knee. She feels like this length is all right, but would have liked the tail itself to be longer (20in), especially if being hooked up and over the waistband of a pair of knickers. We bought some crotchless and backless underwear to go with this so the tail could hang freely.

One noticeable thing I found was that I expected the tail to feel circular in cross section when running it through my fingers. However, it feels more like a flattened tube shape inside. It has width and depth. Not sure if I would say it’s a good or bad thing, just something I noticed and made it a bit less real feeling.

The tail is one width all the way down and maybe slightly skinnier than it appeared in the picture. We’d have liked it to be a bit more bushy at the base and taper to the tip. It reacts nicely to body movements, swishing away behind.

After having this tail, we’ve since looked around at others and found some with a detachable tail, either by screw or clip on. This would be a great thing to have as you can clean the pieces separately, and also swap the tail onto different size butt plugs depending on how you feel. Unfortunately this tail is not detachable.

Overall we found this to be a great entry into the world of tail plugs, but ultimately decided we want something more.

Overall Rating: 2 out of 5 stars

Pros: Nice plug even if a bit small for a medium.

Cons: Not as long as thought. Not as fluffy as it looks in photo. Not detachable.

Bottom Line: Okay entry into the world of tail plugs, but will be looking for better.

[Fire_Ice1]

Tracey Cox Supersex Powerful Rechargeable Vibrating Love Ring

My wife enjoys it greatly!

We have bought and used vibrating cock rings for a few years now and they really help spice up our sex lives. It might not be true but I feel that my wife looks forward to sex with me even more when she knows I’ll be wearing an effective vibrating cock ring I don’t mind that at all.

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last for ever. We’ve tried some that are very firm and hard and she doesn’t get on with them at all which is why the softness and the squishy sound and reviews for this one swayed it for us.

I found it a little bit tricky to find the side charging hole - it took me quite a few attempts to get it clicked in and I was a bit worried about breaking it but that might have just been for the first time or two and now hopefully the charger will slot in easier.

Easy to clean, dry and charge. Has never ran out on us mid action. The flashing light on the end is a bit unusual but didn’t put us off and made it easier to find the button to change modes.

Like some other reviews we normally start off 3 clicks for number 3 very very powerful. Wife on top and she really enjoys it and says that she could cum super quick but she lasts a little bit longer. She says it makes the already great orgasms ever better and more powerful. Then we swap positions and I go on top and sometimes need to knock it down a level or two as she’s a bit too sensitive after orgasm 1 but then she achieves her second O.

I’m off average girth and have found a few previous cock rings a bit tight but this one is actually perfect, maybe dare to say a tiny bit too loose on me but it stays on perfectly fine and I can benefit from the vibrations too. Read lessRead less about review stating My wife enjoys it greatly!

Pros:

Soft, squishy, gentle on the target area, great powerful vibrations, surprisingly not tight on penis

Cons:

Little bit fiddly to get the end of the charger clicked into the cock ring.

Bottom Line:

Great size, super smooth and soft which is perfect for my wife. Powerful and not too noisy.

[Bearjamin]

by @Bearjamin, 14/10/22
Lovehoney Anal Douche 225ml

Still going strong

Pretty good as far as I can say. Large capacity of water if that’s what you want. I find the tip quite hard and pointy so sometimes a bit of a struggle to get it in, so bit of lube is recommended. Have had this a couple of years at least and still going strong. The bulb is soft, smooth, and pretty strong, easily drawing up water.

To use it effectively I find it best to fill the whole bulb up with water so there is little to no air. The large capacity of the bulb makes it a little long winded to do this. You have to squeeze air out, dip in water, draw it up, then hold upright, squeeze all the air out again, and dip in again for the final fill. Then when you come to use it you won’t have much remaining air to squeeze out just before you insert it.

In hindsight I would probably go for something a little smaller, as I never have to use the whole thing up there. Also one with a bit of a softer or more rounded tip would be good. Looking on the Lovehoney website I see the ‘Tracey Cox Supersex Flexible Tip Anal Douche 160ml’ would probably be more suitable. But since this works as needed there’s not much reason to get a different one now.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Does it’s job and is still serving well after a couple of years.

Cons: Tip is a bit hard and pointy.

Bottom Line: Does what it’s designed for, but I’d get something else if in the market for another one.

[Bearjamin]

by @Bearjamin, 14/10/22
Cottelli Hold-Ups with Striped Tops

Adds the ‘Wow’ factor!

Bought these hold-ups for my wife to sex up some other lingerie. I must say these are fantastic and the wife loved them too. Wife is 5ft5in and fits dress size 6-8, we got the 8-10 size option and these hold-ups fit perfectly, reaching a decent height on the thigh.

The grippy silicone on the inside holds well and didn’t roll down during bedroom activities. They weren’t too tight around the thigh either, so didn’t squeeze the thigh in or leave marks. Wife says they are comfortable to wear and feels sexy.

I love the striped tops, they look clean, stylish and modern, and make a change from the classic lacey style.

The material is soft and stretchy as you’d expect. They seem to do well resisting ladders and easily washed on a gentle cycle inside a mesh bag to keep them from getting tugged about in the washing machine.

Extremely sexy and would definitely purchase again.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Extremely sexy. Stay up well and great quality.

Cons: None

Bottom Line: Highly recommended!

[Peitho]

by @Peitho , 16th October 2022
Doc Johnson Bloom Intimate Body Pump 4 in 1 Interchangeable Set

The Powerful Swiss Army Knife of Pussy Pumps

Thought I’d start with a little brief review of what the appeal is of pussy and clit pumps. They create a vacuum so suction is created. This suction increases blood flow to the desired region increasing sensitivity and making vibes and touch much more intense. The increased blood supply also makes the areas swell, some people really like this and it’s a turn on, for me it’s less appealing and took some getting used to when we first started using a basic manual pump especially as it stays enlarged for a long time but totally worthwhile for the overall sensation and I promise it does go down eventually! Finally, a pump can be a massive addition to a BDSM session, the power play held by the operator is quite intense and it’s a very good initial way to take control if you’re not used to the role.

Onto the Bloom… This really is the deluxe model for female pumping in terms of functionality. The packaging is pretty basic but you also get a nice storage pouch which fits the pump and it’s various heads and charging cable in. I thought it would be too small for everything but it’s actually just right with a bit of space to spare so I’m using this for storage.

Charging is simple, you have a USB cable that plugs into the base. A flashing blue light while charging and constantly lit once fully charged. It charges quickly and so far the batteries have a really good life with no sign of giving up even during longer sessions. It states 120 mins to fully charge for 60 mins play but I think it does rather better than that.

First thing’s first, this comes with two obvious vulva heads in different sizes. Great. It also comes with a nipple and a clit head and I’m still not sure which of these is actually which. For me, no question, it works best using the larger one on my nipples as the small one is not big enough to give me the powerful suction I desire here and this one is perfectly sized but it’s odd that it is shaped like the vulva heads rather than circular. The smaller, circular head is perfect as my clit pump so it works out fine… even if I’m using it wrong! They are easy to attach, line up the arrows push on and pull off but very secure in use.

Next… Power. This pump is very, very powerful! The first time we used it it was just as a pussy pump and I was so, so grateful for that quick air release button! My advice, go slow and start with the smaller of the two cups, work very slowly up to the bigger one. I believe the different suction powers just dictate how quickly the air is pumped out not the final intensity it reaches so even on the lowest setting it is way too much if you let it continue to fully pumped straight away. You can stop the suction and hold it there at any point by holding the pump button down but it is a bit fiddly and has a habit of increasing the suction before shutting it off if you’re not careful but the air release works very well and is your friend in this situation. We had a lot of fun and laughter as well as intense sensation between my squeals and grabs for the air release but did eventually reach fully plumped, maximum blood supplied pre moving onto vibes and sex.

Solo, I am a big fan of the clit pump. For me, the pussy pump is for couple play as I don’t get that much from it solo but the clit pump is wonderful for increasing clitoral sensation. This is the first time I’ve used a proper clit pump and I was very surprised at just how much more sensitive I was afterwards. With a broard vibrator on my clit after pumping I was there in seconds but in a good way not an overly sensitive, too much, ouch, unsatisfied way. The small clit head also means you can use it simultaneously with an internal vibrator and the in built pump’s vibes work well here and the suction certainly doesn’t loose grip like it does with normal suction toys. The feeling is different to them, less intense while in situ but good. If you’ve got going this way though and then switch it out for a wand along side the internal vibe. Wow.

Unlike normal vibes where I’m a constant vibration power girl, here, with the vibrations along side the clit and nipple pumps, I like to have a pattern going as it adds to the stimulation and there’s plenty to choose from. For the pussy pumping the vibes aren’t necessary as it’s a much more intense pump (at least for me).

I am clean shaven and the seal on all the heads is extremely good. Obviously it recommends lube but I didn’t need any to get a perfect seal with any of the heads, they have a silicone rim and work perfectly without. Pusdy pumps do have a drying effect though so for sex or vibes immediately after you might want some water based lube then.

Overall, this is the Swiss Army Knife of Pussy Pumps. It does everything you could possibly want from a vulva owner’s pumping system and the nipple pumps work well for boys nipples too. The price tag is not small but the system is top of the range if you ignore the basic packaging.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Easy to use, lots of functions and so much power

Cons: A button to stop but not release the air separate to the main suction control one would be helpful

Bottom Line: Powerful pumping with every attachment

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ETA - The product dimensions on the side of the box, which I hadn’t spotted do state the nipple head is the larger one so I got that right - yay. No mention of this in the instruction leaflet though which I had looked through .

[Peitho]

by @Peitho , 2nd October 2022
Lovehoney Fierce Erotic Open Cup Crotchless Body

Less Sexy Feline Huntress, more Sense of Deflation

I really wanted to like this, I am a huge fan of Lovehoney’s Fierce range particularly the original Wet Look and the Tough Love collections. Sadly this piece just doesn’t flatter me like those do.

I love tigers and I love tiger print on lingerie but I find the pattern here, being very subtle, gets lost and unless you’re looking very closely the appearance is more of just a normal mesh than Sexy Feline Hunter. The make quality however is excellent, all stitching is immaculate and secure.

Sizing wise, I am 36 28 40, generally a UK 14 below and 12 on top. An epitomical pear with only A cup boobs. I got the standard one size. Fitting, on the plus side the straps are very stretchy and there is plenty of adaptability in length due to being adjustable from the G-string at the back and the neck strap at the back of the neck. I am tall (just over 5’8’') and had the G-string straps set fairly long but the neck still tight. The waist elastic is a tie up so hugely adjustable to fit different midriffs. It is comfortable to wear.

My problem with the sizing came with the top section. I love open cup bras, I generally find them very flattering on me as they cup and frame and display my small boobs well. Sadly this one doesn’t. It sits more as a straight line under them. It is okay at the sides but the middle just sags down despite having the neck done up tight. I’m sure if you have a rather more voluptuous chest than me this won’t happen but those of us in the itty bitty titty committee will, I think, struggle with this as might those with more chest but a very petite overall frame. It is a shame as I love the strap design over the cleavage but lingerie doesn’t work for me that emphasises my floors rather than my attributes. I think overall the sizing is more appropriate to the larger stated sizes than the petite and those with enough boobage to fill out the top. Sadly this is not me.

Overall Rating: 2 out of 5 stars

Pros: Excellent make quality, good adjustability for larger sizes.

Cons: Not suitable for the very small chested.

Bottom Line: Not for me.

[Bearjamin]

by @Bearjamin, 10/10/2022
Seven 'til Midnight Crotchless Pink Lace and Mesh Cage Briefs

Hot, but had issues.

I love the design and super vibrant pink colour, but the actual quality is a bit lacking.

I bought this for my wife so she could still have her butt plug visible and the crotchless aspect meant we could leave them on during sex. In that respect these fulfil those purposes perfectly. They look insanely hot and I love the the way the straps hug the curves hips and bum. My wife said they are comfortable to wear and could see they get my heart racing.

Unfortunately under close inspection the quality is a bit substandard. For instance, there were quite a few lose threads hanging. The way the lower crotch straps come together at the rear made it so the material was twisted and wouldn’t lay flat. Also the stitching there looked like it was just barely hanging on.

To Lovehoney’s credit, I posted this review and upon moderation a customer care agent emailed me to apologise and offered to send a replacement.

I received the replacement item however they had the same issue to a worse extent. It seems like the stitch wasn’t finished properly with a knot, so there was a loose end that pulled through and unravelled and the two straps fell apart!

I can re-stitch them and they should last a bit longer. I’m probably just unlucky as most other reviews are positive, but I thought ilI should give my experience.

Can’t fault Lovehoney Customer Care though. As always very attentive and promptly sent a refund.

Overall, they are nice eyecandy, but quality seems to be a bit of a gamble. I can’t really recommend at full price.

Overall Rating: 1 out of 5 stars

Pros: Love the vivid hot pink. Crotchless. Very sexy.

Cons: Not great quality in my experience.

Bottom Line: Will probably be weary of Seven 'til Midnight brand in the future.

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 05/09/22
Lovehoney Fantasy Red Velvet Santa Cape

The Gift That Keeps on Giving

Dressing up for Christmas is a regular occurrence for me, but I can’t wait to get dressed up to get down (and dirty) this year.

I’m a size 10 on top and this cape fits wonderfully draped over my shoulders. It falls across my upper back and round to the front, sitting just below my boobs. The length of rich red ribbon that secures the cape enables you to tie it to best suit your fit, and there’s plenty of leeway in sizing. An added bonus of the cape being secured with a ribbon is that it’s just as easy to untie; a pull of one end and you can slowly be unwrapping yourself.

The material is soft and velvety to the touch, gentle on the skin, and the traditional white fur trim makes this piece unmistakably festive alongside the pom-pom hood! The quality of the piece is good with just a couple of loose threads I’ve had to snip away.

In terms of outfits, the cape has endless possibilities, although I went for a simple red g-string and black patent heels. White stockings, red lipstick and candy cane nails would really suit the season too.

I’m not one for roleplay with Mr FYEO, however I’ve really enjoyed dressing up and letting him admire the outfit. The cape would be ideal for couples who participate in roleplay, or like Mr FYEO and myself, can appreciate the opportunity to get dressed up and feel incredibly desirable.

Mrs Claus just got sexy.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Novelty, colour, materials

Cons: Nothing

Bottom Line: Daring and fun but won’t keep you warm while you’re dashing through the snow…

[Deanna32]

                  **Seductively Stunning**

If I had to sum up this babydoll in two words it would be seductively stunning, everything about this lingerie is pleasing to the way its packaged to its material, it really is something a bit special.
To call the box the lingerie arrives in ‘packaging’ would be an insult and it’s the first ever product I have received from lovehoney which has came gift wrapped and I loved it, it made receiving it that little bit more extra special. It came in a beautiful black envelope shaped box with a small red bow to open. If my Christmas tree was up when it arrived, I would have been very tempted to put it underneath and resisted the temptation to open it.
Once I opened my gift box up I was greeted with a nicely folded babydoll, thong and 2 satin restraints. All is lined in a thin piece of paper, no plastic in sight, better on the eye and the environment.
I found slipping into the babydoll extremely easy and the fit was perfect. Im a size 12 on my bottom half and 10 up top with enhanced 34e boobs and this babydoll fit me perfectly. You can halter the shoulder and back straps to get your perfect fit so easy. I loved that the boob triangle on this babydoll had double fabric on and the large band which runs underneath really does give you that extra support. The matching thong unfortunately was on the larger size and could have been a bit smaller but I understand this babydoll is designed to fit a size 8-16. An adjustable thong would have been better. The two satin restraints which came with it just topped this set of for me. They can be used for wrists, ankles or they make a gorgeous blindfold, you can really get creative with these even if your not a bondage expert.
The whole satin set felt amazing across my skin and I loved every second wearing it.
This would make a lovely Christmas gift set to your partner or a treat to yourself.

Product size:

One size fits all 8-16

Pros:

The gift set packaging was a lovely touch. The satin material felt amazing on my skin.

Cons:

The thong was a little to large for me

Bottom Line:

A beautiful gift set for your partner or yourself this Christmas.

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 24/10/22
Lovehoney Fierce Wet Look Zip-Around Cut-Out Catsuit

Ready to Pounce

This is my first ever catsuit and it is setting the bar high.

I unzipped the catsuit, stepped into it and shimmied it up over my body, doing the zip back up again and securing the hook & eye fastenings at the neck. Super easy. There is immediate sex appeal. The wet look fabric hugged my body all over, from my legs to my back, and even my chest where I thought I wouldn’t have big enough boobs to pull this off just how I imagined. But no, my size 10/12, 5ft6, 36C body fit perfectly in a size Medium.

There is slight stretch to the material, and it’s very comfortable (if a little warm… depending on your activity).

The overall piece is made to a really good standard. In certain lights you can see where it’s been previously folded which has left little marks, but this doesn’t bother me at all and is probably easily rectified.

The shine draws the eye to certain parts of the body, and I love how it makes my bust, my bum and my hips look. The mesh panelling on the hips accentuates the figure and give a little glimpse, or a tease, of what’s underneath. I appreciate the zip being a little larger; you’re able to get a good grip of it as you’re either undressing, teasing, or slipping back into the catsuit. I think it’s incredibly sexy how the zip falls down the body, over the crotch and to the bum. It’s another component that shapes the booty and has it almost begging to be revealed. A zip in THAT region still, and always will, fill me with anxiety though, despite no zip-related injuries yet. I wasn’t sure whether the keyhole design in the chest would suit my smaller boobs but it really does! They feel rather secure in there too.

The fastenings in the collar/neck of the piece are simple enough to secure, and there are a few columns of hook & eye fastenings depending on how snug you want it.

Overall, feeling, and looking, absolutely fierce.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: design, comfort, fit, materials, how it flatters my body

Cons: nothing

Bottom Line: difficult to fault. Fits very well, looks incredibly sexy, and is something a little “different.”

[Peitho]

by @Peitho , 30th September 2022
Lovehoney Mon Ami Silicone G-Spot Dual Vibrating Massager

Sadly doesn’t fit this Goldilocks

This is a tricky one, on paper I should love this rabbit, I really should. Out of all the rabbits I own… and that’s quite a few; the Mantric Rabbit is my stand out (way ahead of some much pricier others) favourite and this one looks so similar surely it will be equal?

The packaging looks lovely and presents the rabbit well if it’s a gift but I’ve found it very impractical for actually storing my toy in. The outer slide box is really lovely but the cardboard cutouts inside are not sturdy and don’t go back in how you want and I can’t get the rabbit out of it’s cutout without removing the whole thing and pushing from the back. I will keep the box to store the rabbit, it’s charger and the instruction manual (which is concise and complete with all you need) but lose the annoying top cardboard to the recycling bin. This slightly spoils the overall look but is much better for storage and resultant mental well being before play!

Charging is simple and easy, USB to a push in jack with a light that flashes not too brightly when charging and remains constantly lit once charged and the battery life is very good.

The controls are much better on this Mon Ami than on the Mantric which only has one button for everything… Here you have the On/Off and pattern choice on one button with the plus and minus intensity buttons above and below. There are 5 intensities and the rabbit starts each time on the lowest which is great. The light, which in solo use you don’t see (but don’t need to) gets brighter with the higher intensities and pulses with the pattern. I like rabbits with a constant strong rumbly vibe and this is easy to set without overshooting on the Mon Ami and you can stick with your favoured strength while sampling the other patterns if desired. The buttons are easy to locate and simple to use and the vibrations are really powerful.

So far, fabulous, the trouble came in use. While the Mon Ami and the Mantric look very similar they are not. Firstly, the Mon Ami is smaller in girth. Now for some, this will be an advantage, if you’re new to toys you maybe want a little less girth but for me that little bit extra makes all the difference… not so much in feel but in the fact that when I’m getting near to orgasm and vaginal muscles are contracting the Mantric keeps me securely filled while the Mon Ami induces fanny farts! I hasten to add, this may well just be a me thing but it didn’t add to the mood.

Secondly, while there is plenty of flex to the clitoral arm of the Mon Ami there is barely any to the shaft. I have never thought about how much impact this has before but however I tried I couldn’t get the clitoral arm and the G-Spot vibes to work effectively together. The frequency and power of the G-Spot vibes are great but if sat in the right position for me then the clitoral arm just won’t hit the right angle at the right spot. Placed further in or out I couldn’t get it right. Angled backwards, the clitoral arm is suddenly very effective albeit with quite a bit of downstairs labia manipulation required but then the internal vibes weren’t pressing where needed. Overall it was incredibly frustrating. Sadly, each time I’ve used the Mon Ami I’ve had to change to the Mantric to finish because it just doesn’t do the job for me.

If you use the Lovehoney Forum I have taken some photos of the two rabbits side by side to show the differences which I will post there. I’m not sure this review was meant to be a direct comparison of the two bunnies but they look so similar it was my immediate thought.

My conclusion… Buy the Mantric Rabbit not the Mon Ami, it is a much more adaptable shape, more filling and for me at least, works much more effectively. A pity the Mantric’s controls are not as well thought out as the Mon Ami’s though.

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Pros: Great control system, powerful vibes.

Cons: Doesn’t fit me for G-spot and clit stimulation simultaneously.

Bottom Line: Um… buy the Mantric Rabbit instead.

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ETA Photo comparisons of the two rabbits here

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 07/11/22
Lovehoney Boudoir Belle Plum Push-Up Basque Set

Belle of the Bedroom

Plum is a colour I didn’t yet have in my lingerie collection until this basque found its way into my wardrobe and has made itself very much at home.

At 5ft6, size 10 on top and 12 on bottom, I found the size Medium fit my body well, although my 36C’s spilled a little around the edges/armpit area.

The colour is beautiful; it’s warm, sensual and very flattering. It pairs wonderfully with the lighter lilac colour of the straps, cups and centre torso (and not forgetting the suspender strap ribbons).

A lot of thought has gone into the detailing of the set; There’s mesh, lace, straps, bows, boning, and a beautiful lace trim that falls over the hips. Despite it being a “busy” piece, it doesn’t clash and all the materials and textures work well together.

I always appreciate detachable suspender straps as I don’t always opt for stockings, however this time I paired the set with black, lace-top stockings and they looked absolutely lovely.

The cups are well padded, underwired, and give plenty of support and uplift, helped by the adjustable shoulder straps which are pleasingly thick and comfortable.

The basque is comfortable throughout despite certainly hugging the figure and being rather firm; I just wouldn’t recommend bending too much due to the plastic boning!

The g-string matches the basque with beautiful lace detailing. Again, comfy and fits well.

A part I did struggle with was getting the actual basque on. While I certainly appreciate the rows of hook and eyes and the adjustability, trying to fasten them while on my own made for a rather comical 10 minutes of putting the basque on back to front, securing, and then attempting to shimmy the basque around my body until it sat where it should. I would absolutely recommend the aid of another person… or plenty of practise (both of which I lacked!)

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: colour, materials, textures, padding, design

Cons: a couple of fit and “putting on” issues

Bottom Line: plenty of pros, couple of cons. Overall, an elegant piece that will get plenty of wear.

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 15/11/22
Lovehoney mon ami Silicone Body Wand Massager

New Best Friend

Lovehoney have done it again… I have a new favourite toy.

I have a few wands but the Mon Ami wand is an absolute dream, comprising of all my favourite qualities:

It’s rechargeable. There are no leads getting in the way and no need to reach for the batteries. The charging cable is provided and all you need is a USB plug. The self-healing silicone even brings me a little bit of pleasure because it just adds to the flawless finish of the toy and is super subtle.

There is a speed and a pattern to suit my mood. With 5 different speeds, ranging from a slower rumble to an intense buzz, and 7 different patterns, from a steady continuous vibration to waves upon waves, there’s plenty of variety to choose from. I personally enjoy a steady rumble with medium intensity, although I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t experimented with every single variation. With each intensity the sound increases. I wouldn’t call it quiet, but I think you’d get away with playing in the next room without being heard.

It’s easy to use. There are 3 buttons: power/change pattern, increase intensity, decrease intensity. That’s it. Even in the throes of passion with the lights off, the 3 buttons are easily discoverable and simple enough to use without confusion. The toy fits very comfortably in my hand and there’s enough length for you to grip on to without your hand getting in the way.

The Mon Ami wand is attractive. The baby blue is beautiful. The toy is sleek and smooth with a perfect finish. It is simple and non-intimidating with a slight curve (which I later found out to be very beneficial…), and with a squirt of water based lube, it slides across the body with ease. To indicate charging a little light pops up below the buttons, and it flashes and grows in rhythm of the patterns and intensity. Necessary? Not really. But looks good? Absolutely. Even the “click” of the buttons is satisfying.

It works around you. Whatever position I tried, it just… worked, and this may be thanks to the curve. On my back, in doggy, knelt over it, or even with it resting between my legs, I reached orgasm effortlessly. I’m yet to play in the shower with the Mon Ami but the fact it’s waterproof racks up immediate brownie points.

Even the packaging was well thought-out. It’s just Lovehoney showing off now, surely?

The only super small thing I have to comment on that deducts just a couple of those brownie points previously mentioned: I have found there’s a slight smell to the toy. It’s had a few washes and is still there slightly, although I’m sure, and hope, this will disappear the more it’s washed.

Lastly, I would also love for Lovehoney to provide toy bags with toys like this, especially those that are as beautiful as the Mon Ami range. So much thought has gone into how they look, I’d love to be able to house them in their own bags that stand out from the rest.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: colour, design, variations, ease of use

Cons: slight smell

Bottom Line: an absolute delight. Will be reaching for this toy before any others!

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by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 04/11/22
Lovehoney Sweet Love Red Bra Set and Eye Mask

Very Sweet

To begin with, it’s not often you receive lingerie that is beautifully packaged, thoughtfully tied with a ribbon in an envelope. The contents of the envelope will either provide you with the goods to become the gift, or you’re the individual giving the gift. With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, this is perfect.

I’m a size 10 on top with a size 12 bottom, 36C and I’m 5ft6. I received the Sweet Love set in One Size and I have no complaints whatsoever with the sizing! Every component of the set has an element of stretch, from the bands, to the mesh, to the suspender straps. Additionally, the thong and bra have adjustable sliders to ease the mind around sizing even further.

The set is entirely pink and red. The red mesh is incredibly cute, with tiny red polka dots complimenting the material throughout and accentuated by the pink crochet hearts, bands and dainty pink trim detailing of the thong and bra cups. The crochet hearts provide a slight cover-up of the nipples, undeniably drawing the eye to the chest and providing a small glimpse of the skin underneath. The detailing to the entire set is beautiful and all has been produced to a great standard.

The halterneck is absolutely lovely and adds quite a playful impression to the set. It’s simple and easy enough to secure and sits comfortably. The cups don’t provide much support, however for my 36C’s this isn’t much of a problem.

The frills below the band of the bra match wonderfully with the skirt which sits on the waist and, again, is very comfortable against the skin and easily secured. An added bonus of the skirt is how flattering it is on the hips. With a little shake of the hips your insecurities shall be gone! It is fun, flirty, and with the option of suspender straps, potentially very sexy.

I enjoy the detailing on the thong, especially with the crochet heart that sits atop the bum!

The eye mask is a component that I can do without, although to go with the rest of the set is very flirty and playful. I’m more likely to use it practically for sleep rather than incorporate it into play or similar. It’s made to a high standard and I adore how it matches the set too.

This is a 4 piece set, but you could wear it as a 3 piece or a 2 piece, and with detachable suspender straps, you have a variety of different looks to go for. I personally enjoy red stockings to match. A lot of fun and experimentation is to be had with the lingerie alone, let alone whatever you get up to once the lingerie is on… or off.

My only little gripe is the placement of the care labels. I had to cut them out super carefully as they were really obvious through the mesh. Despite being careful and thinking I was a pro at removing labels from pretty lingerie, I still managed to nick the mesh a little. Aside from this, I absolutely adore the set. It is playful, flirtatious and fun.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: colours, design, comfort, versatility

Cons: labels!

Bottom Line: fun, flirty, playful. Ideal for a Valentines treat.

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by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 21/11/22
Lovehoney Mon Ami Silicone G-Spot Dual Vibrating Massager

Beautiful

The Mon Ami range at Lovehoney is just beautiful. So beautiful that I’d happily put the toys on display in my home and consider them art.

This massager has curves in all the right places. It is sleek, smooth, and the matte dusky pink is one of my favourite colours. I’d consider it rather small compared to similar toys, however it has enough girth to satisfy and “fill,” and enough length to hold on to when in use.

The buttons are easy to navigate. The central power button also changes the patterns, while the buttons either side change the speed/intensity. There are 7 different patterns and 5 speeds which are all super fun to flick through and experiment with. I always tend to prefer a consistent rumble at a medium speed, changing the speed occasionally to edge myself. The highest speeds are quite intense and can certainly be felt through the main shaft and the clitoral massager. The faster the speed, the noisier the toy gets. I wouldn’t deem it quiet, but it may be if under the covers in a different room! This is where the travel lock is handy; there’s no worry about it suddenly turning on and causing a bit of a rumble when least expected.

In terms of effectiveness, despite being able to reach orgasm with this massager, I did find it difficult. The clitoral part of the toy points a little too low for my body and so I had to keep pulling it up a little to focus on my clit. It isn’t what you really want to be doing when in the midst of playtime, however the main shaft sits very comfortably inside and finds the g-spot with no problems.

Another beauty of the toy is that it’s rechargeable, simply being charged by an included USB cable that pierces the self-healing silicone. To indicate charging, a little red light flashes on the main body of the toy (the light flashes along to the different patterns and intensities when in use too!) which is always a nice touch and a clear indicator of when the toy is ready for use.

Even the packaging the toy comes in is well presented. There are clear instructions, cute colours, and the toy sits comfortably within a foam insert.

I personally like to keep my toys in separate toy bags and would have loved for one to be provided with this massager considering how attractive it is. For now it’ll be kept in its box until I can purchase a new bag.

There is a slight smell to the toy, as I also found with another toy in the Mon Ami range. It’s been washed a number of times but the smell is there (although very easily forgotten about once it comes to being used).

Overall, a great toy, strong vibrations, and a very welcome addition to my toy collection.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: colour, design, speeds/patterns, material

Cons: didn’t quite suit my body

Bottom Line: if it wasn’t for the clitoral massager placement, this would be perfect!

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by @Peitho , 12th November 2022
ROMP Wave Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator

I can’t Ride the Wave but can Focus the Pleasure

This is my first ROMP toy, and in the packaging the emphasis really is on toy. The back of the instructions is essentially a cartoon colouring in poster of hands holding different ROMP vibrators. I’ll be honest, I am refraining from colouring this in. However, it also has a sticker sheet and these are great… who doesn’t love a cock cupcake, rabbit vibe cacti, a mercock and a plethora of other cocks and boobs and bringers of pleasure? Made me giggle anyway and put me in a good mood ahead of play time.

First impressions of the toy itself, it is very nice feeling smooth silicone. It has lots of bend and flex and the contours and ridges of the wave feel great in my hand.

Charging is very easy, it has a very secure charging cable and a light matching the wave in colour that flashes while charging and remains lit once fully charged. This light doesn’t come on at any other stage using the toy, it is just used to indicate charging. It charges quickly and lasts well beyond play time and beyond where I got bored waiting for it to die.

Onto use, the Wave has simple controls. One button, hold to turn on or off, press to cycle through the six intensities of constant vibration and the four vibration patterns, a couple of which are much better than your normal patterns with a combination of waves and throbbing keeping things a bit more unexpected. I am at heart a constant vibe girl though so it’s good to have a broard range of strengths available. It is, however, quite easy to accidentally press the button in use which can be irritating.

The strongest vibrations are concentrated in the curved up tip of the wave, though they do run throughout. I had hoped that the Wave would work perfectly to sit on either positioned on the edge of a bath or the more comfortable arm of a couch. Unfortunately this just doesn’t quite work. The bulbous end sits quite nicely on my anus providing a lovely rimming effect and the ridge sits nicely nestling into the entrance of my vagina but the clit end while sat upon bends the wrong way and doesn’t focus the vibes into my clit. The only way this can be achieved is with firm, hands on, manipulation and the vibes still somehow completely fail to deliver their power to my clit even pressed upwards.

Fear not though, instead of riding this wave, I now use it as a focused pin point bullet and the strength of the vibrations really does shine through used this way instead. They are quite buzzy vibrations but holding the wave in my hand and focusing the tip on my body they are also very strong. My nipples love them, a lot of my body loves them but my exposed clit really can’t take very much of them as focussed this way they really are intense.

Being fully waterproof, the Wave definitely enhances shower and bath time and cleaning it afterwards is a breeze.

I think for teasing and foreplay this toy is excellent, it is nicer to hold than a bullet and the focussed end pin points the vibrations really well. To ride on though it doesn’t work for me unfortunately which is what I wanted to achieve.

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Pros: Quiet, great battery life, super smooth silicone.

Cons: Rather buzzy and doesn’t focus the vibes where needed when sat upon.

Bottom Line: Better as a bullet than a ride on.

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by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 1/12/22
Lovehoney Moonlight Desire Red Satin Crotchless Bra Set

Red Hot.

This set is just beautiful, with combinations of lace, satin and mesh, and adorned with thoughtfully placed bows and scalloped edges.

At 5ft6, 36C, size 10 on top and 12 on bottom, I bought this set in a size Medium. For the most part, the set fits well, and it’s certainly comfortable, however I found a bit of movement in the bra and my boobs didn’t quite fill out the cups. There’s plenty of adjustability, with the bra being secured with hook and eye fastenings, and the shoulder straps (which are thick, soft, and therefore sit well without digging in) boasting adjustable sliders for the best fit. The bra may just appreciate bigger boobs! Otherwise, the bra is soft, padded, underwired, and gives a little “boost.”

The matching briefs have a lovely cut to them. I tend to prefer high waisted pieces so these are wonderful. Again, the mixture of materials is very pleasing to the eye, and from the front you wouldn’t realise the knickers are crotchless. They also don’t feel crotchless when wearing. Very subtle and comfortable which is just the way I like it. The knickers can be adjusted at the waistband and I had to have it at its loosest to enable them to fit. The suspender straps are detachable so allow a bit of versatility in how the set is worn, although I paired the set with matching red stockings when trying on and not only was it incredibly sexy but also rather festive.

The set is made to a fantastic standard. There are no loose threads and the pieces are made of great quality materials which have all fit together beautifully to form another jaw-dropping set from Lovehoney.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: colour, design, materials, adjustability

Cons: bra didn’t quite fit

Bottom Line: undeniably sexy. Just wish my boobs filled it out a little better!

[Peitho]

by @Peitho , 13th December 2022
Womanizer Duo 2 Rechargeable Silicone G-Spot and Clitoral Stimulator

All-encompassing Satiable Sensual Ecstasy

I have owned the Womanizer InsideOut for quite a while and am a big fan of it for intense blended orgasms but always wanted a little more… or actually a lot more G-spot girth so when the chance arose to try out the Duo 2 and it’s extra internal girth and features I jumped at it. Both are superb toys and I guess this is a comparison review to see if the extra features are worth the extra £70.

My first impressions of the Duo 2 are very, very good. I went for the “green” option, which is actually a fairly dark teal, richer and slightly darker in tone than it appears in the photos on my phone screen. It’s beautiful and the feel of the high quality silicone is lovely plus I don’t have any other toys this colour and I do love variety. The packaging is equisite, all colour coordinated with the toy with a pull out draw displaying the contents with easy access to all and no plastic! All eco friendly paper fibres but sturdy. It also comes with a lovely cotton storage bag in case your space is at a premium and you don’t want to keep the box or you’re traveling. Finally, a full but neatly concise illustrated instruction manual. Full marks.

When I first switched the Duo 2 on I was confused, it said it should have Smart Silence activated by default but this was far from silent. I tried turning the Smart Silence feature on and off and it didn’t respond to this command. Not the best start. Anyway, I popped it on charge, again an annoyance here as the magnetic connection points are smaller, much weaker magnets than on my InsideOut which has a great connection. The Duo 2, if slightly disturbed, has a tendency to lose the magnetic connection which given the flashing light indicating charging and constant light indicating fully charged is located inside the clitoral suction part and hard to see without disturbing the toy is irritating. Once charged however, the battery life is excellent and it lasts me many sessions between charges, though admittedly, it’s a pretty quick worker, and I’m not one to hang around too long.

Pleasingly, once charged, the Smart Silence feature now worked perfectly and has done ever since and I’m able to activate and deactivate it as I wish. An oddity, but there we go. I am very pleased this feature does work, I love this feature. It controls both the arm and clitoral suction together so there are no vibrations or suction unless the suction head is in contact with your skin.

There are 6 buttons on the Duo 2 but they’re well positioned, logical and make using it very easy. Power and Afterglow button on the back, intensity up and down for the suction situated below intensity up and down for the arm vibrations with the arm pattern button above. It works extremely well.

An interesting thing occured for me in use. With the exception of eggs worn out and about, I have always been a constant vibration girl, but some of the patterns here really work for me. I think this is because stimulating your G-spot is actually stimulating the internal sections of you clitorus (that’s what the G-spot is) and with the suction working on the end and a wave pattern of vibrations going on inside it kind of drives the clitoral suction sensation to and fro along my clitorus. Well, let’s say it works very well for me. It’s also worth noting that the vibrations are deep, rumbly ones that travel well internally.

In terms of flex, bend and shape the InsideOut and the Duo 2 are exactly the same. Both have lots of bend along the full length of the arm for adaptability of fit but flex forward to press against the G-spot. You’re just more filled internally with the Duo 2 which for me is a good thing. It’s not massive, I have girthier G-spot toys, a tape measure puts it at an 11cm circumference (compared to the InsideOut’s 8.5cm), but it works. Similarly, both toys come with two heads so you can pick the one best suited to your clit. I suspect one size does not fit all, but for me, the positioning of the suction head and where the internal arm sits is perfect with both toys. My G-spot, like most, is not especially deep, and while I like girth, length is not my friend. These toys are perfectly shaped for intense stimulation inside and out for me and keeping the suction head placed just right is much easier with an internal arm held fast with my vaginal muscles than with my hand holding the Classic 2. To the extent, in fact, showers can be taken and while both my hands are applying shampoo to my hair, my thighs and vagina hold the Duo 2 perfectly in place… admittedly legs give way and I finish in a happy mess sat in the bath tub with the shower running over me but the point being totally hands free is entirely possible.

A feature I didn’t think would do much for me but has been a pleasant surprise is the Afterglow. I assumed I wouldn’t use it to be honest but I find myself really enjoying the drop in power without switching off. It seems to draw out my orgasm for longer and leaves me more satisfied.

Cleaning, as with most suction toys is a bit of a faff but being fully waterproof definitely helps. I take the head off thoroughly wash both it and the main body and then leave separated until completely dry. The Smart Silence feature does not work if the toy is wet as it treats water the same as skin and this includes any water left between the head and it’s housing.

In conclusion, this toy is epic. The InsideOut is fabulous too and does a very, very good job but this is a bit better… hence the higher price tag. It turns out the additional features (Smart Silence, Afterglow and the Vibration Patterns) are marvellous and more useful than I expected and as I did expect I prefer the fuller feeling of the G-spot arm.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Packaging, size, shape, quality, suction, vibrations (including the patterns), extra features, lots.

Cons: The magnetic charging connectors are poor, much weaker than the InsideOut’s.

Bottom Line: Divine, such easy blended orgasms in one compact package.