My Reviews

[KitKat]

by @KitKat, 10/14/22
Lelo Smart Wand 2 Large Rechargeable Vibrator

Solid performer! 5*****

This wand is amazing, it has an aesthetically pleasing design and makes reaching orgasms very effortless. I like to use this prior to PIV fun to prep and always end up extremely wet! Good thing it is waterproof!! This toy can be used for edging, teasing, and multi-orgasms! The way this toy curves makes it easy to hold, it’s not heavy and the silicone feels nice and smooth to the touch!

It has 10 different vibe settings. The vibration intensity controls are super easy to use, it is waterproof, and can be used alone or when playing with a partner.

Although the price can be a deterrent for some folks I just have to mention that this was one of my first (high-end) toy investments and is still the top favorite performer 50+ toys later…If you are on the fence about the price or are sticking to a budget, the LH wands also are a good choice to try and see if you enjoy this type of toy.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: The design is sleek/modern and the toy feels very nice.

Cons: This is not a quiet toy.

Bottom Line: Solid quality product from Lelo, I have recommended this to others!

[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 14/11/22
Fifty Shades of Grey Captivate Flocked Mesh Dress and Harness Set

A stunningly gorgeous set!

I usually have to order up in size, in order to accommodate for bust and curves, and this piece in the 18-20 on my size 14 hourglass is almost perfect!

The dress is fully mesh at the back, and the front portion is mesh down the centre, bordered by a gorgeous velvet with ornate patterning. The different feels of the textures add a sensory Read more about review stating A stunningly gorgeous set!

aspect for partners, which you don’t feel from the inside of the dress, so it’s not itchy.

The harness adds a whole other vibe to this set, and you could even use it with other items. All straps are completely adjustable, including around the neck and between the bust, ensuring you can get the perfect fit. I’ll absoluyely be using it with other items too, including as a harness for everyday wear.

I do feel like the dress could’ve been a little longer. Even though I sized up to accommodate for my large bust and curves, once you consider that, and then the cinching of the harness, the dress almost didn’t cover my behind!

I’m also very impressed that nothing feels overly tight, despite it being very formfitting. I would’ve at least expected it to dig in slightly around the arms, but no, it’s completely comfortable to wear!

The whole set is absolutely stunning, and the fact that I was able to pick it up on sale was a bonus! I absolutely love it as a lingerie set, and I love the harness as an everyday accessory! I don’t feel like it needs stockings, but with a nice pair of heels, this could definitely be the perfect way to spice things up a little.

Product size: 18-20 (1X-2X)

Pros: The versatility of the harness, and the feel of the dress

Cons: Dress portion could’ve been a little longer

Bottom Line: A very sexy set that’s super simple to put on!

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[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 14/11/22
Exposed Lust Studded Wet Look Open Cup Crotchless Body

Sizing is way off

I bought this in the 14-18, being a size 14, figured the size range would allow it to fit perfectly. However, it’s a huge struggle to get on, and even once it’s on, it just doesn’t seem to sit right.

It’s also far too short to sit where it’s supposed to, and definitely not curvy girl friendly. If you’ve even got the slightest stomach, it doesn’t sit right.

Super disappointed, and the wet-look isn’t even accurate. It just looks like a basic pleather, not wet-looking at all!

Product size: 14-18

Pros: Nothing

Cons: Sizing not accurate at all, and not wet-look

Bottom Line: An absolute waste of my time, and a huge disappointment

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[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 14/11/22
Leg Avenue Velvet Bunny Ears

A well-made pair of ears!

I bought these to replace some low-quality ears I’d received with another bunny costume, and I’m glad I did!

The velvet looks so much nicer with my costume, and they’re very easy to bend, allowing me to shape them exactly how I want.

Not overly weighty either, so they’re really comfortable to wear on your head for long periods oftime, perfect for parties or photoshoots!

Definitely worth the price, and honestly, I probably would’ve expected to pay a lot more for this kind of quality.

Pros: Everything! They’re perfect!

Cons: Nothing!

Bottom Line: Way better than other bunny outfit ears!

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[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 05/10/22
Lovehoney mon ami Pleasure Air Rose Clitoral Suction Stimulator

Perfect for those less intense sessions

The box is very well designed, and details regarding the toy are very clear.

The toy itself is smaller than I expected, and fits perfectly in the palm of my hand, and the metal base helps to keep it upright, unless you knock it with a bit of force.
It’s also just a really nice, aesthetically-pleasing toy to look at. The design is creative and looks really lovely.

The silicone top, the inner section of the rose, fits snugly enough that it stays in place, but is easy enough to remove for cleaning.

I absolutely appreciated the button design! The power button is raised, whilst the intensity button is indented, meaning you’ll always know which button you’re pressing, even when you can’t see it, while also making it very accessible to more customers!

The power levels didn’t feel different between each other, not until about level 5-6. They aren’t as intense as my other Lovehoney clitoral stimulator, but I’d definitely reach for this one for those slower, less intense sessions. The patterns, while interesting, aren’t really my thing. I don’t get much out of the patterns, and so I don’t use them. I think this toy would’ve been nicer without them.

It’s kinda loud, but honestly I don’t think it’s too big of a deal, I’ve had much louder toys in the past, this one’s tolerable.

I wouldn’t use this by itself, it doesn’t have the right intensity to be a standalone toy for a session, but it’s convenient, and the travel lock helps bring a little piece of mind

Pros: The difference in button textures so I know exactly what I’m pressing! Very accessible!

Cons: Patterns didn’t do much for me

Bottom Line: A cute, accessible little toy to help set the mood and warm up with!

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[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 30/06/22
Lovehoney Thrill Clitoral Suction Stimulator

Intense sensations and whisper quiet!

The instructions are very easy to read, and the accompanying images would make this great for a beginner’s introduction to clitoral stimulation toys.

The silicone tip slips off for easy cleaning, and the divot in the toy allows users to quickly identify the correct way it goes back on, which can be helpful in the dark!

Getting the charger in the first time was a little tough, but only because you have to get through the silicone, once it’s in, you’re all good for future charges.

Absolutely whisper quiet. This is the first clitoral stimulation toy I’ve found that actually meets these claims. Much quieter than my Satisfyer pro, and somehow even more powerful.

The small size also means that I can easily use additional toys without knocking it off my clit, which is a huge bonus, and the buttons being on the ‘head’ mean I won’t accidently change the intensity by accident. This has led to many sessions with multiple orgasms, all on a single charge!

I honestly thought I was going to pass out while trying to catch my breath the first time I used it with added internal stimulation! It took me a little time to get my bearings afterwards, and even the orgasms afterwards left me needing some recovery time.

Would trade any other clitoral stimulation toy for this! Has definitely become my go-to in that category!

Pros: I love how quiet it is! Only toy I have that has actually met these claims! Leaves my knees weak too

Cons: Gravity will make the silicone tip fall off if it’s not against something

Bottom Line: One of the most powerful, silent clitoral suction toys on the market, and for a decent price!

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[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 14/11/22
Lovehoney Plus Size Passion Flower Red Lace Halterneck Bra Set

Fits in some places, but not others

I’m a size 14, but find that the OS 8-16 from LH actually don’t fit me at all, so I sized up into the 18-22 for this one, plus the 8-16 cups are not big bust friendly to me!

This set fits wonderfully, almost…

Whilst it fits my bust and hips fairly well, the garter belt is way too loose on my waist, and can’t tighten nearly enough to be flattering. In reality, I’d need the garter from the 8-16, because of how small my waist is, so until I fix that, I lose a piece of the set.

The design and the colours are absolutely stunning. I love the bright, contrasting shades of red and blue, blended together with the light pink, also the halter style bra is one of my favourite styles, it’s such a nice cut, and really enhances the bust. I do feel like the front portion of the thong could be a little wider though, as I often find myself adjusting it left and right when taking photos to ensure that everything’s covered.

The material is fairly soft, as someone with sensory issues, I’m not affected by this type of material at all. It’s not scratchy, but the halter string rubbing against my neck gets a little irritating, so I might need to just alter it so it doesn’t need to be tied.

I think this piece is a nice, loud addition to my lingerie wardrobe without being too over the top. And the halter’s unique shape in comparison to other pieces is definitely a winner!

Product size: Size 18-22

Pros: The colours and the design of the halter

Cons: Garter belt didn’t cinch tight enough on me and needs to be altered

Bottom Line: A stunning piece that would make anyone look twice!

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[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 14/11/22
Lovehoney Saffron Kiss Plunging Teddy

Way too small!

I ordered this piece in an 8-16, as I’m an AU14. Considering the size bracket, I should fit, right?

Wrong.

The one size 8-16 isn’t curvy, busty girl friendly. Not nearly enough material to cover my girls (14DD), and it’s way too short, meaning that it constantly rides up, and the edge of the mesh actually causes irritation because the measurements are so off!

I love the pattern! I love the material! I just don’t love the sizing. Even though my measurements fit into the 8-16, it doesn’t fit at all! I have sized up since, and found the 18-22 to fit me far better, which makes absolutely no sense at all. I wish the sizing was revised, because it’s not fitting the sizes they claim it does.

Product size: 8-16

Pros: The pattern and material

Cons: The sizing! 8-16 doesn’t fit a 14?!

Bottom Line: A stunning piece that I wish fit me!

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[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 14/11/22
Lovehoney Barely There Sheer Green Crotchless Teddy

Fits well, but neck strap is way too long!

First of all, I wanna say I love the colour of this! Although it looks a dark green in the pictures, it’s more of a teal-y shade, but no less gorgeous! It is also fairly sheer, you see everything, but the listing does state mesh, so I wasn’t surprised.

I ordered a 18-22 because I’m a 14 with curves and the 8-16s aren’t curvy girl friendly, nor are the cups ever big enough for my girls! Because I ordered up, I expected I’d have to alter the waistband and cinch it in.

To my surprise, I didn’t! However, the strap around the neck is ridiculously long, and I can’t tighten it enough to fit. It’s long enough that even at it’s shortest, I can twist it before putting it over my head! So I’ll definitely be altering that in order to get it sitting right.

The material’s very soft, and pretty breezy! I found the crotchless section to sit a little awkwardly, and found that just moving the entire crotch to one side worked far better than trying to navigate that.

The point where it cuts at the top of the thigh gives a very nice cheeky vibe, and I think the piece as a whole is absolutely stunning. It’s long enough that I don’t find it riding up, and I can move/sleep comfortably.

And now because I do like it so much, I’m probably going to have to get all the other colours so I can wear them to bed every night!

Product size: 18-22

Pros: The colour, material and the fact it’s super comfortable

Cons: I couldn’t cinch the neck strap short enough

Bottom Line: A very pretty piece that requires minimal alterations

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[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 12/09/22
My ilo Remote Control Rechargeable G-Spot and Clitoral Vibrator

Small but mighty!

Straight away, I liked that this vibrator came in its own bag, so I can always make sure it’s tucked away and stored safely when not in use (also ensures I won’t lose the remote or charging cable).

The remote itself is a good size and shape, fits comfortably in my hand, I don’t need to contort my fingers awkwardly to try and keep a hold of it.

The casing has a sort of ‘soft-touch’ feel, so it’s pleasant to touch, and the buttons don’t require much to press, but just enough to ensure you won’t accidently change the setting on yourself.

The vibrations are quite strong, even on the lowest setting, and because of this, it’s loud. If you have thin walls, kids, or roommates, be wary, because it’s a very noisy toy.

The vibrating patterns 1-3, seem more consistent than other clitoral vibrators I’ve owned, and this, paired with the strength of the vibrations, helps creates this intense feeling with use.

Personally, I didn’t like using it as a G-Spot Vibrator, I just didn’t find the size adequate, and the ribbed section didn’t have much of an effect on me. As a Clitoral Vibrator, I enjoyed it. The shape keeps it mostly in place, but I do find myself applying more pressure in order to get the vibrations where I want.

I do however, advise caution regarding overuse. Like using a wand on high constantly, this toy will most likely have a similar effect on desensitizing the clit.

I would also like to be able to change intensity/pattern levels in both ways on the remote, not just cycle through them, and having to find the one I want again. The patterns aren’t exactly desirable, I’m yet to find a vibrator with alternating patterns I actually enjoy, and usually instead stick to the constant vibration.

Although it won’t beat my usual go-to vibe, I’ll definitely be keeping it on hand for when I want to spice things up, especially when with a partner, can’t wait to hand the remote over!

Pros: The strength of the vibrations and the remote control!

Cons: Very noisy

Bottom Line: Small, powerful and noisy!

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[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 21/11/22
Lovehoney mon ami Silicone Pleasure Air Suction Stimulator

Good and bad points…

The packaging for the mon ami line is one of my favourites, it’s aesthetically pleasing, and there’s no wasteful packaging, it all has a purpose.

It’s a very pretty colour, I really love the soft-touch lilac, although I’m a little puzzled as to what purpose the reflective patch near the charging port serves.

The travel lock takes an extra second to activate/deactivate than stated, not a huge deal, but users may feel like they’re doing something wrong, and release both buttons before it’s turned on/off, because it’s longer than the 3 seconds stated. Also whilst the travel lock is turned on, the toy vibrates whenever either button is pressed.

Whilst handy to remind the user that the travel lock is on, I don’t feel like that’s a feature that should be implemented, as if it moves around during travel, and presses up against something enough, the vibration will be audible.

One thing I absolutely love is the LED that not only indicates when the toy is charging, but it also alerts you when your toy is below 15% power and needs to be charged. A very handy addition that I feel needs to be implemented on more toys.

I was also surprised to find that this air suction toy doesn’t have a removeable suction tip, although handy to prevent losing part of the toy, I feel it’s difficult to clean, I am slightly concerned about how well it can be cleaned without additional tools that allow users to reach the internal point of the nozzle.

The power levels seem a little inconsistent in how they scale up from 1 to 10. The even levels feel like a faster level of the odd level before it, and then the next odd level up increases the suction. I didn’t find myself using the lower levels very much, instead flicking between 8-10.

It also seems to be pretty noisy, despite it’s lack of power, which I’m not a huge fan of. I prefer my toys to be quiet or powerful, and this is neither of those, which was a little disappointing.

This will most likely only be used as a warm-up toy, or whilst my preferred ones are charging.

Pros: The colour and the LED indicator use

Cons: Power levels were inconsistent, travel lock shouldn’t vibrate at all when in use, ability to clean

Bottom Line: A good warm up toy, but not something I’d reach for unless nothing else was charged

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[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 28/09/22
Lovehoney Fantasy Honey Bunny Costume

Very awkward sizing, needs some alteration

One thing I don’t like on bodysuits is snap-buttons on the gusset area. There was no mention of them in this listing, so I figured I was safe, but I was very annoyed to find that it does indeed have snap-buttons. One wrong movement, and the snaps burst open.

With the torso section not being long enough to accommodate my shape, the gusset section only goes up, and I can’t clip the snaps back together. Safe to say I’ll be stitching it together to prevent this.

I bought the L, which is supposed to fit 12/14, which should’ve been the right size, as I’m a 14, but the torso is just too short, and compresses my bust. (Can’t push them up, as they’d pop out of the top, I pull the whole piece up and the snaps on the gusset pop).

If I go up to the next size, it’ll be too big, so I’m just gonna have to make do, unfortunately.

The tail isn’t attached, so it’s easy to lose. I’ll be stitching that on as well. It’s unfortunate that most of the lingerie pieces I order all require altering.

The overall design is cute, I love the ears, and that I can bend them into whatever shape I like, it’s just annoying to have to find time to fix it when Halloween’s literally right around the corner

Product size: Large (12/14)

Pros: A very cute design, and the ears can be bent into different configurations

Cons: Torso is too short to accommodate curves, snap-buttons on gusset burst open with one wrong move

Bottom Line: Cute, but needs a little DIY before she’ll be event and photo-ready

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[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 11/11/22
Dreamgirl Silky Cowl Neck Blue Chemise

Not true to size at all, and colour washed out!

I ordered this in a large, as I’m a size AU14, but it was way too tight on my bust and hips, even with the open back, and also extremely short. Was really disappointed in the sizing, and I thought maybe washing it would help.

90% of the purple colouring actually washed out, even though it was a cold wash! So now I’ve got a chemise that’s a vastly different colour to what I ordered! The lace trimming is now lighter than the silk/satin, which is now pretty much black.

Very unhappy, and because it’s a lingerie item, I’m unable to return it.

Product size: Large

Pros: The colour, but that washed out…

Cons: Not true to size, and the fabric dye disappears upon first wash

Bottom Line: Absolutely not worth it

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[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 27/01/22
Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Lingerie Gift Set

Very cute, but awkward sizing

I bought this and immediately fell in love with the pieces, but found the sizing to be a little awkward. I’m a 12D for my bust, but often a 14 for my hips, so I appreciated the fact that the underwear had ties on the sides (also helped in removing them, but keeping other items on!).
Colour is stunning, and I happened to buy a nail polish a few months prior which is the exact same colour, so it’s meant to be!

Product size: 8-16

Pros: How well everything fit together and the colour

Cons: Could only tighten the bralette so much, leaving it a little loose up top

Bottom Line: Very pretty, and makes me feel super sexy!

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[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 11/12/22
Lovehoney mon ami Silicone Bullet Massager

Little ray of sunshine

The Lovehoney mon ami line has one of my favourite packaging designs, and this product was no different. A gorgeous box, very pretty, and feels like a gift, even without wrapping!

The bullet is a gorgeous yellow, and the soft touch silicone has a velvety kind of feel, very nice to touch, and no nooks or crannies, which makes for easy cleaning.

The metal base adds a little sophistication, and also allows for it to stand up on it’s own. This is handy for both cleaning and storing, as it’s not leaning against or touching other surfaces that could hold bacteria.

The bullet did seem a little small, so I didn’t expect too much, but was pleasantly surprised with the strength of the vibrations!

There’s a total of 3 levels of constant vibration, and an additional 7 vibrational patterns to cycle through, but for the most part, I stuck with the 3 levels.

The angled tip allows for precision stimulation, but the position of the button can make it a little difficult to change levels when using it like this, and adding lube can make this even more difficult.

It’s pretty decently powerful for the price, and surprisingly quiet, which I enjoy. And it allows for different types of play, which makes it very versatile for both solo and couple sessions. Definitely a decent basic to have in your toybox.

I would, however, have liked it to come with its own storage bag, rather than have to keep purchasing them, I think that the design on the box would make a really lovely storage bag design for the mon ami line.

When using it for long periods, the bullet does appear to heat up, which may alarm some users, and I’m unsure of how the constant heating may affect the motor in the long run.

Pros: It’s a different colour to all my other toys, meaning I know exactly what I’m reaching for

Cons: Unsure about how heating caused by prolonged use will affect it long-term

Bottom Line: A really good investment when building your toybox!

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[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 03/01/23
Lovehoney Sweet Love Red Babydoll Set and Eye Mask

Love.

If you need me, you’ll find me frolicking around in a Sweet Love lingerie set. From last years (now discontinued) sets to this year’s bra set and babydoll, I own and adore them all. They are fun, playful and very flirty. Not to mention, perfect for the up-and-coming Valentine’s Day.

The lingerie is presented within a red envelope, thoughtfully secured with a pink ribbon which is undone to display the lingerie folded within. This makes for a wonderful gift, although it really put a smile on my face opening it up despite knowing what I was unwrapping.

At 5ft6, 36C, size 10 on top and a 12 bottom, there are no issues with the sizing of this One Size set which falls to mid-thigh length on me. Every component of the babydoll and the thong has an element of stretch, from the mesh body to the pink bands, to the delicate trim that frames the cups. Additionally, the bands are easily adjustable to find your fit. I was able to adjust the set to ensure no bands were digging in and everything was “secure.” There’s no support, as such, around the chest but my boobs remained within the lingerie so no worries there!

The theme is pink and red; full of passion and romance, but with delicate and dainty detailings like the polka dots covering the mesh, the slight scalloped edging to the chest, and the beautiful crochet hearts on each breast, atop the bum and on the eye mask. The mesh enables a peek at the body underneath, or from behind you get a lovely view of the back and bum, framed by soft flowing mesh.

The only part of the set I won’t get much use out of is the eye mask. For others it may be used in play, or maybe sleep. It’s made to a great standard along with the rest of the set; it’s just not my cup of tea.

Similarly to my review of the bra set, the placement and colour of the care labels meant a bit of handywork was necessary before really being able to enjoy the set. Not a big issue, but a thick black label (or two!) would’ve taken the eye away from the beauty of the babydoll and thong a little if they weren’t carefully removed.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: colours, materials, design

Cons: labels!

Bottom Line: fun, flirty and romantic.

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 06/12/22
Lovehoney Oh! Red Heart Shaped Nipple Pasties

Perfect Accessory

These pasties are perfect!

Simply pull off the backing and apply to the nipples. If you need to readjust, the stickiness remains and you can pull them off and reapply. I wore the pasties, first time round, for around 50 minutes and they remained in place throughout and I could barely feel they were even on. Once I had finished using them, I took them off and put the plastic backing back on. I wasn’t sure whether they’d last another use but they certainly did! Second time round, they were worn for around 35 minutes and only removed because I was done using them. The backs remain very sticky, and a small amount of sticky residue was left on my boobs following use, but I look forward to using them for a third time.

The pasties look incredibly cute, and I like that they are shaped slightly to sit over the nipple. The sequin/glitter-effect sparkles in the light and catches the eye, and my boobs are absolutely flattered by them. The red is perfect for the upcoming festive period and Valentines Day, but I will happily wear these all year round. I really can’t fault!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: colour, shape, remained in place, can be reused

Cons: nothing!

Bottom Line: such small items but make a big impact on how you look and feel.

[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 28/12/22
Satisfyer Pro2 Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator

Can’t see the fuss

Got this after hearing such good things, and was honestly so disappointed. Takes way too long to get an orgasm, and sometimes I just don’t get there, despite having great success with other suction toys.

The ‘suction’ is more of an air pulse, and the lack of consistency (the small breaks between pulses) takes away from any pleasure I feel. I need to have consistent suction/pulse/vibration, and despite the miniscule breaks between the pulses with the Satisfyer Pro2, it’s noticeable, and not pleasurable at all.

I find it’s far too bulky to keep a hold of, and can’t really be used with an additional toy for internal stimulation because it’s constantly being knocked around. Buttons need to be pressed fairly hard, which makes it difficult for those with accessibility issues to be able to use it, as it can take a little bit of pressing to actually turn the damn thing off.

Also, this is really loud? Everyone talks about how quiet it is, but it’s actually ridiculously loud for it’s size, even muffled with a blanket, you can hear it very clearly. Not a good toy to be using if you’ve got kids/roommates.

Although it seems to work for a lot of users, I just guess it’s not for me. I most likely won’t be using Satisfyer’s suction toys in the future, to me, they simply aren’t worth the money.

Pros: Nothing

Cons: Wasn’t as user-friendly or pleasurable as others claim

Bottom Line: Not a ‘one-size fits all’ that everyone claims

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[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 16/01/23
The Realm Lycan Werewolf Realistic Silicone Dildo 8 Inch

I’m Lycan this!

This is the perfect mix of fantasy and realistic toys, of which I own both, for those times where you’re not sure which to choose! Although, the length and girth are definitely not for everyone, and some may find the sheer size of this beast a little intimidating.

It’s honestly a really impressive piece to look at, the veins and ridges are so detailed and prominent, so I can feel every single thing while it’s in use.

Took me about 2 slow-paced sessions before I could fit the entire shaft fully and comfortably, as I prefer taking my time with larger dildos for safety. This is by far the largest I’ve used, and with the silicone being slightly more rigid than my usual toys, it was important to be safe about it and take my time.

The silicone itself feels like a tensed muscle, there’s very little give in squeezing it, so it could be a struggle for anyone trying to force it in. And due to the denseness of the silicone, he’s a hefty one!

The base is quite heavy, and a little hard to hold onto if using it in any other position than cowgirl. I found the only real way I could keep a hold of it was to hook a finger or two in the vac-u-lock hole on the bottom of the base.

I’m honestly glad I added this beast to my collection, definitely a good investment on my end. I’ve been left drooling on more than one occasion after using this, and have to take quite a bit of recovery time because of how intense the orgasms are.

Although not designed after an actual werewolf’s, as there’s no knot and the anatomy isn’t quite all there, I still think this piece can be considered more fantasy-leaning, based on the size, and is a fantastic addition to any monster fucker’s collection, especially for those who prefer toys on the larger side!

Pros: That it’s the perfect mix between realistic and fantasy!

Cons: A little hard to grip the base

Bottom Line: Money well spent for a fantasy lover!

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[RacyRosalee]

by @RacyRosalee, 20/01/23
Lovehoney Plus Size Rose Embrace Pink Teddy

The softest teddy I’ve ever worn!

Super soft material, stretchy, breathable, is slightly sheer, but very comfortable. Almost feels like I’m wearing nothing.

The position of the straps make them feel like they aren’t even there, which I love. Nothing worse than constantly having to adjust where straps are sitting, no such problems with this!

Also having most of the back exposed just amps up the appeal, I love the combination of sexiness and comfort, I’ve been wearing it to bed because it’s absolutely gorgeous!

Adjustable waistband ensures I’ll always have the perfect fit, and is easy enough to reach and adjust by myself.

Bottom portion has a cheeky angled cut, allowing for a slight peek, and also stretchy/roomy enough to simply be pulled to the side.

The pattern is very soft and subtle, despite it being a little sheer, you can’t see everything, as the tones keep it all blended together, and I absolutely love the way it looks against my skin.

Definitely my new favourite, and I love wearing it to bed! I’m so comfy and with how hot the nights can get in Australia during the summer, this is the perfect teddy for me to be wearing!

Product size: One Size Queen (18-22)

Pros: Super soft material and extremely comfortable!

Cons: I need it in every colour/pattern!

Bottom Line: The perfect combination of sexy and comfy!

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