My Reviews

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 24/11/24
Lovehoney Lustful Liaison Navy Floral Lace Bra Set

Naughty in Navy

Would you look at that, another bra set from Lovehoney that doesn’t fail to impress.

I’m a size 10 on top, 36C, and 12 bottoms. I generally fit comfortably into size Medium, but this One Size set is perfect. Both components have a great element of stretch, the straps are all adjustable, and there’s a range of hook and eye fastenings on the bra. It all sits very comfortably against my body. There’s no digging in, the materials are soft, and it’s made to a high quality as is usual with Lovehoney lingerie.

I adore the scalloped edging of the bra, especially where it sits against the ribs underneath the band, and the extra straps atop each boob really catch the eye. The bra doesn’t offer much in terms of support, however the wide band provides what it can.

The thong follows with the same scalloped edging, and the double straps add a little something extra to the set, similar to the extra straps on the bra. I adjusted the straps slightly so they sat well against my hips and didn’t appear as if they were digging in (as some thinner straps do!). You can’t really go wrong with a thong like this.

I really like the mixture of lace and mesh. It provides good coverage while also providing glimpses of skin underneath, which is particularly teasing in the cups of the bra. The colour is also absolutely delicious and I can imagine it pairs beautifully with every skin tone.

This is a set I can wear on a day-to-day basis. It sits under most clothing, although the straps of the bra can make their presence known when wearing with lower cut tops. Alternatively, it’s a jaw-dropping set on its own for wear that’s focussed more in the bedroom.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: colour, design, materials

Cons: Nothing!

Bottom Line: A stunning yet simple set!

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 08/12/24
Lovehoney Fierce Wet Look Leg Harness Body

Bondage Beauty

There’s something about this body that brings out my inner domme; a confident, fierce female. A baddie, lets say.

This body is exactly what I’d describe if somebody asked me to detail my ideal lingerie. It’s minimal but has coverage, it’s strappy, it’s wet-look, it emulates bondage, filth and debauchery.

After a little fumble (with the lingerie…) I established where all the straps and panels etc intended to sit on my body, so I stepped in, carefully ensuring all the straps weren’t twisted or the wrong way around. I shimmied into it, evened the straps out on my thighs, secured the body with the minimalist hook and eyes to the back and adjusted the shoulder straps slightly so the cups sat snugly against my body. At 5ft6, size 10/12 and 36C, I find absolutely no fault around sizing (One Size), fit or discomfort. The straps are all elasticated, and I appreciate the adjustable sliders on each leg strap to cater to any sizing differences. The body itself has a slight element of stretch too although not a lot. The cups themselves don’t necessarily provide any support, although my boobs feel secure within the body.

From the front there’s a decent amount of coverage. My favourite part is where it cinches me in at the waist and really accentuates an hourglass figure. From the back there’s very little, just straps! I love the stark difference, especially as the open back and bum provides rather easy access for spanks and attention.

The body is crotchless and is the only downside I have! I don’t really mind that it’s crotchless but I find it doesn’t sit very well. It gapes a little and causes an excess of fabric down there. I pulled the thong part of the body tight to flatten it but it then left me with excess thong which also didn’t look so good!

Overall, this body is fierce, it’s enticing, it’s incredibly down-right sexy and seductive.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: design, straps, adjustability

Cons: The crotch!

Bottom Line: I don’t think you can beat it!

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 28/12/24
Lovehoney New Wave Metallic Wavy Textured Dildo 6.5 Inch

Wave After Wave

As soon as I laid my eyes on this toy, I couldn’t not purchase it. A dildo that’s pretty, textured, and a suction cup base? Yes please.

As usual with Lovehoney, the outer packaging is discrete, while the toy’s packaging is punny, informative and includes all the information you may need to get the best out of your toy.

The dildo itself is a beautiful deep metallic-y purple; it’s pretty much what drew me in in the first place online! Aside from the colour, it was the ridges, or the waves, that also intrigued me, and the potential for both vaginal and anal play.

The toy is made from liquid silicone, so it’s smooth, it’s flexible, and it’s rather forgiving in terms of “give” when things get a little snug. I’d personally say it’s non-intimidating in size, it’s comfortable, and it surprised me how easily I could settle into anal play with it, as somebody who doesn’t indulge in it too regularly. All helped with a little water-based lube of course.

The waves add stimulation… after stimulation… after stimulation… again, whether that’s vaginally or anally. It’s fun to slowly work your way down each ridge to the base. I can be hesitant with some toys that claim to be textured but are actually just really uncomfortable with ridges or waves that are too defined and don’t fulfil pleasure. This isn’t one of those though; the texturing is sleek and subtle but very pleasurable.

The base is suction cupped, and although I haven’t actually made proper use of it, the suction remains strong, plus allows for some hands-free play that allows you to be fully in control.

Overall, a new and very regularly used toy that’s been added to my collection.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: colour, design, the waves! suction cup, size

Cons: Nothing!

Bottom Line: A versatile toy that couldn’t be easier to use. Great quality as always!

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 30/12/24
Mapale Red Halter Neck Teddy

Disappointed!

The product page and even the packaging advertised the set really well. The teddy, or romper as the box states, is beautiful with flowing mesh, panels of lace, and a lovely almost-open back. It’s a gorgeous vibrant red too and it would compliment any skin tone. I really enjoy the design; there’s a little keyhole feature across the waist, and it’s designed to flow off the hips. Included is a simple lace g-string; it provides a little extra coverage which is handy considering the teddy is quite floaty. You can absolutely wear it without the g-string though, and the g-string can be used as day-to-day wear which is exactly what I’m doing!

The downside to the piece though, and the most gutting, is the sizing. It just doesn’t work. I received the L/XL (10-14) to begin with, and being a size 12 and mostly fitting into Medium pieces, this felt like the correct option. I stepped into it, went to pull it up but it wouldn’t even reach my thighs. The set is elasticated but it just wouldn’t budge. I returned it and went for the 1X/2X (18-20) instead and this then swamped me. Granted, it was a better fit than the L/XL, but it did my body no favours. The g-string is adjustable and as I mentioned earlier, can be worn without the teddy.

This really is a beautiful piece of lingerie, but somewhere along the line, the sizing has become totally off.

Overall Rating: 1 out of 5 stars

Pros: colours, design, materials used

Cons: sizing! the biggest downside.

Bottom Line: A beautiful piece in concept, but it just doesn’t fit.

[Cocoas]

by @cocoas, 14/01/25
[Lovehoney Power Play Rechargeable Wand Vibrator] (https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/vibrators/magic-wand-vibrators/p/lovehoney-power-play-rechargeable-wand-vibrator-/a47077g84477.html)

Just what I needed

This Wand is perfect the power the vibration modes and the texture and digital screen. Managed to squirt for the first time using this wand. My only problem was the toy broke inside after around a year of use. It seemed to disconnect the vibration would clatter inside making it very loud but it is still usable just noisier.

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Pros: The Orgasms it gave me

Cons: That it became noisy after a year

Bottom Line: Perfect for what I wanted I needed something strong and it gave me just that.

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[anna_triche]

by @anna_triche, 02/02/25
Lovehoney Satisfy Me Curve Silicone Dildo

Amazing Beginner Toy

This toy does the job for warming up penetrative play in the bedroom. I bought this as a beginner toy which surprisingly gave me multiple G-spot orgasms while using the end with the bulbous head. It’s also fun to use as oral practice. This toy was a bit difficult to use in the shower because it can become too slippery to hold with your hands.

Overall Rating:  

Pros: Beginner-Friendly, Smooth Texture, Easy to clean

Cons: Slightly Rigid, 2 Inches too long, Slender Textured Tip End wasn’t as stimulating

Bottom Line: Good & Silent Toy for Beginners

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[anna_triche]

by @anna_triche, 02/02/25
Lovehoney Unwrap Me Women’s Red Thong

Flirty Teasing Underwear

This thong really makes me feel like a gift for my partner during special occasions like for New Year’s or Christmas. Such a fun, secret surprise to wear. This thong slightly covers the front, but shows the whole behind. Never seem my partner’s hands moved soo fast until I wore these!

Overall Rating:  

Product Size: One Size (4-12)

Pros: Adjustable Tie, Peek-a-Boo Lace, Bold Color

Cons: N/A

Bottom Line: Cute & Sexy Thong

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[anna_triche]

by @anna_triche, 02/03/25
ID Sensation Warming Liquid Lubricant 1.0 fl oz

Heat Builds Up

This lube does warm up when friction is involved whether it’s internal or external. I haven’t used this lube with my partner yet, but it does the job with foreplay/penetrative toys. A few drops is all you need for enough heat in the bedroom. I would recommend it to my friends if they’re interested in spicing up their relationships.

Overall Rating:  

Pros: Good Warming Effect, No Itchiness

Cons: N/A

Bottom Line: Lube works well

	(Out of 5)
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[anna_triche]

by @anna_triche, 02/02/25
BASICS Clear T-Bar Butt Plug

Plug for Intermediate Skills

This is a simple toy that gives a transparent view when placed inside. I bought this toy as a beginner for anal play, but I feel like the width is more suitable for those who are more intermediate. It did stay in place while walking around which is good.

Overall Rating:  

Pros: Smooth Texture, Easy to clean, Stays put well

Cons: 2 pointed ends of the T-bar base gives a pinched feeling, Wide Flared Bulb Base, Tacky Material

Bottom Line: Simple & Affordable Toy

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[anna_triche]

by @anna_triche, 02/03/25
Sliquid H2O Original Water-Based Lubricant 4.2 fl oz

10/10 Lube

This lube is water-based and can be used with toys during intimate moments. I like how this lube reduces friction for penetrative play. During the winter, the air becomes a lot drier than usual. So it definitely helps then! I also like how the bottle is larger in volume which means you won’t run out of lube as quickly.

Overall Rating:  

Pros: Tasteless, Works well with toys

Cons: N/A

Bottom Line: Reliable & Non-Sticky Lube

	(Out of 5)
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[anna_triche]

by @anna_triche, 02/03/25
Lovehoney Flirty Soft Aqua Lace Shorts

Comfy, Revealing Panty Shorts

These panty shorts are quite simple in their design. But the difference is that the lace is slightly see-though when worn. I can picture myself wearing these around on a daily basis as normal underwear. The only gripe I have is that the area around the waist slips down occasionally. If it had an adjustable/stretchy waistband, that would be perfect!

Overall Rating:  

Product Size: S / M (4-6)

Pros: Eye-Catching Color, Comfy

Cons: Slightly Loose Around the Waistband

Bottom Line: Affordable, Sheer Panty Shorts

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[anna_triche]

by @anna_triche, 02/02/25
Lovehoney Set the Tone Colour-Changing Double Jiggle Balls 60g

Comfortable for Beginners

These Kegel balls are wonderful for pelvic floor workouts! I was worried about them slipping out, but they do stay put pretty well. They definitely help me achieve more orgasms overall. The weight from the Kegel balls took some time to adjust to, but after that it is smooth sailing.

Overall Rating:  

Pros: Reliable Retrieval Cord, Soft Exterior, Weight is just right: Not too light/heavy

Cons: N/A

Bottom Line: Easy-To-Use Kegel Balls

	(Out of 5)
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[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 13/01/25
Lovehoney Tantric Tentacle Fantasy Dildo

Made Me Ink

This tentacle is my first fantasy toy! I’ve been locked in a world of realistic dildos or experimenting with buzzy, vibrating friends for a long time, so to see Lovehoney stocking something a little obscure, I jumped at the chance to have my own.

When I look at some of the other fantasy toys stocked online, they’re larger than life; not only in design and mysticality, but some in size too. I had my reservations about this tentacle but having seen the size of its box and removing it, I was very pleasantly relieved (and satisfied) to see a somewhat modest and humble intermediate-friendly dildo. A very beautiful one at that, with a sea of blues and greens amongst suckers and bumps and grooves.

I consider this intermediate-friendly due to the texture, the suckers, the curves, and tapered shaft that descends into a thick base, or what some may consider “a challenge.” As a newbie to texture to this degree, it definitely took some getting used to to begin with. Even now, I choose to insert it facing a particular way as that’s most comfortable for my body. Its tapered body is ideal as a slow introduction to the toy, while also making it easily insertable with a little water-based lube. With these factors considered, and the fact the soft silicone material makes for a very flexible toy with plenty of “give,” it’s also ideal for anal play.

I’ve road tested this toy many times, and one thing that never fails to impress is not only being able to feel each single sucker or groove, but you can hear it too. With lube applied, it’s a great toy to grind against to really feel everything the toy has to offer.

The tentacle also boasts a very strong suction cup base. I’ve suckered it to a mirror, the wardrobe and even the fridge. I’ve found it does leave a little tell-tale mark afterwards which may leave some questions needing to be answered (and trust me, the fridge was a tricky one to answer).

I’d definitely suggest taking care when cleaning, ensuring it’s cleaned thoroughly as there’s a lot of grooves and dips to navigate. I left the toy to dry naturally, even suctioning it to the bathroom tiles where it remained until I was ready to put it away (and by “away,” I mean as somewhat of a centrepiece on my desk because it’s just incredibly pretty as well as conducive to play.)

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: colours, material, design, suction cup, texture, tapered design

Cons: Nothing. Would love it available in different colours!

Bottom Line: Something difference, and incredibly fun to experiment and play with.

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 13/01/25
Lovehoney vintage Bliss Ivory Lace Open-Back Basque Set

Bliss.

As an owner and lover of the Vintage Bliss skirted body and bra set, I just had to complete the collection and get the basque set too.

At size 10 on top, 12 bottoms, 36C and 5ft6, I received this set in size Medium. Although the basque is boned and has a beautiful mix of different delicate materials, it has a good element of stretch and fits just fine! The back has a number of hook and eye fastenings which supports getting on/off easier and allows some adjustability, along with the shoulder straps and band on the g-string. For a lingerie piece that isn’t size specific, I found my boobs fit the cups well and even appeared a little boosted, as well as well support by the underwire.

The basque is beautiful; it’s classic, it’s elegant, it’s incredibly feminine and soft. The gentle lace and mesh materials, the scalloped detailing and the pearlescent “buttons” all add to the overall demure look. The colour scheme is soft and beautifully pairs with a pair of white or nude stockings.

The overall shaping of the basque enables a very snug fit; it sits tight against the body with the boning adding structure. The boning isn’t uncomfortable or too stiff unlike some other basques.

The open-back is a lovely feature, particularly the corset-style detailing. I would prefer this if you could tie it with two ends, however it does work how it is and still looks divine.

Overall I really adore this set, just like I have with the others. I’d personally only change the strip of ribbon that sits across the waist; it almost appears unfinished and a little out of place compared to the high quality standard of the rest of the set.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: theme, materials, colours, fit, open-back, adjustability

Cons: A couple of bits I’d change but nothing I don’t like!

Bottom Line: A beautiful lingerie set. The Vintage Bliss collection doesn’t fail to impress!

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 17/02/25
Obsessive Lonesia Red Lace Embroidered Underwire Bra Set

Not Quite Obsessed

To begin with, this set required a little bit of trial and error. At size 10/36C on top and 12 bottoms, I sit somewhere between the S/M and the L/XL. I initially received the L/XL (12-14) and very quickly realised that this was a no-go for my body size. The bra was too big and was baggy rather than sexy. I exchanged for the S/M (8-10) and this fit practically perfectly (despite my how-will-my -size-12-booty-fit-into-size-8-bottoms concerns).

I needn’t have worried about the sizing of the knickers; although they aren’t adjustable, they provide a good amount of stretch, and despite the keyhole features to the front, they still provide decent coverage.

The S/M bra, as mentioned, was a far better fit. I wore it on the loosest set of hook and eye fastenings and adjusted the shoulder straps a little to keep the fit snug against the body. The materials are stretchy, although the cups are underwired so there isn’t much leniency in sizing in this department, however on my body it sits really well. I would say the set looks a lot better on the model than on myself, and somewhat different, however she is fuller busted. I find the mesh material that climbs to the shoulders are a little too thick and would probably suit bigger boobies better! My boobs, however, do feel very secure and still look great!

The style of the lace probably isn’t what I’d normally choose to wear; I don’t think it’s particularly sexy, although I do enjoy the edging that sits against the ribs.

The entire set is made to a great standard. Thought and detail has evidently gone into all aspects, and it’s a set that will take a lot of wear, no doubt.

I don’t want to leave a review without mentioning the packaging. The set arrives folded neatly within tissue paper within a box, which is then housed within a sleeve. It’d make a wonderful gift!

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: colour, the knickers, fit

Cons: Bra straps were too thick for me

Bottom Line: Sexy, but not overly. Comfortable, a good gift, and great quality.

[Tom-A]

by TOM-A , 09.01.25
ROMP Luster Silicone Butt Plug https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/butt-plugs/butt-plug-sets/p/romp-luster-silicone-butt-plug-set/a49038g87003.html#productReview

ROMP LUSTER

I recently received the Romp Luster anal training kit from lovehoney, and I was pleasantly surprised by how quickly it arrived at my doorstep. This kit was a joint gift for both myself and my partner, aimed at exploring the exciting and intimate world of anal play together. With its sleek design and promise of gentle introduction, I couldn’t wait Read more about review stating ROMP Luster

to dive into this new adventure and see what the Romp Luster had to offer our experiences in the bedroom.

The Romp Luster Anal Training Kit comes beautifully packaged in an eye-catching color scheme that immediately captures attention, complemented by a silky smooth texture that makes it feel premium and inviting. The design not only enhances the unboxing experience but also ensures that all essential information, such as plug sizes, is clearly printed and easy to read. This thoughtful attention to detail makes the kit appealing for both new users and seasoned enthusiasts alike, providing a stylish yet informative introduction to anal training.

The Romp Luster 3-Piece Anal Trailing Kit is an excellent choice for beginners and experienced users alike, thanks to its thoughtfully designed tapered shapes that ensure easy insertion and removal. The soft, smooth texture of each plug enhances comfort, while the smallest size offers a fantastic starting point for newcomers, making the experience enjoyable without overwhelming. The medium plug provides a gentle stretch that feels pleasantly filling, and for those seeking a bit more challenge, the largest plug is sure to satisfy a well seasoned user. Being that the plugs are made from a quality silicon and feature a slim neck for comfort, they work amazingly for long-term wear and a smooth texture that enhances pleasure. The flared base ensures security and peace of mind for a trip out of the bedroom. Additionally, the lovely eye-catching colours and heart-shaped flares add a playful touch, making each use not only visually appealing but also ensuring safety and comfort. Overall, this set is a delightful addition to anyone’s collection, perfect for exploring anal play at any level.

Overall Rating: ? out of 5 stars

Pros: very soft and smooth texture that just glides in!!

Cons: yet to find a fault

Bottom Line: Great set for any anal adventures

[WaveyAlien]

by @WaveyAlien, 11/02/25
Lovehoney Boudoir Belle Cherry Push-Up Basque Set

A saucy staple for your lingerie drawer

If you’ve ever wished your lingerie could whisper sweet nothings to you while simultaneously making you feel like a sultry goddess, then this corset is the answer to your prayers.

First thing first! The push up cups are like a VIP lift service for your boobs- no reservations needed, just instant elevation. They’re also boneless which means no pokey pieces of metal ruining your evening. The boneless cups were a massive drawing point for me, I’m a DD cup so I can’t stand when bras break I’m left with a hurt boob and a bra that now no longer holds anything in place.

Meanwhile, the six plastic bones (not as medieval as they sound, I promise) help sculpt that hourglass silhouette, making you feel as if you’ve just stepped out of a vintage pin up poster. They’re also super flexible, so you’re still be able to get into all those interesting and tricky positions.

Comfort wise, the adjustable hook at the back make it easier to find your perfect fit though, fair warning, fastening them solo might require the flexibility of a contortionist. That being said it’s still wayyy easier than having to lace it up everytime like a traditional corset. The removable suspender straps are a thoughtful touch, giving you the option to style it up with some sexy stockings or keep things simple

Overall rating ?

Pros: Hugs my curves whilst turning heads

Cons: nothing!

Bottom Line: dangerously seductive with a slight learning curve on the back fastenings

[WaveyAlien]

by @WaveyAlien, 19/12/24
Lovehoney mon ami Silicone Vibrating Butt Plug

Perfect

I bought this as I wanted to experience more anal stimulation, and as always LoveHoney delivered.

Wow, wow, wow!! The first time I used this I ended up squirting all over my bathroom floor, the intense vibrations and snug fit stimulate the anal g spot perfectly.

The plug is made from this super silky silicone which feels so nice, especially when paired with a nice water-based lube. The plug inserts incredibly easily and feels amazing once it’s in. The vibrations are POWERFUL, way more powerful than I was expecting, and there’s 7 different modes so you’re bound to find the right one for you.

The base of the plug is also super cute, there’s a little reflective “mirror” piece on the end and a cute little ring light, so it’ll look amazing between your cheeks.

It says on the box that it lasts up to 40 minutes per charge but I’ve found that it tends to last a little longer (I’ve used for 3 sessions on a single charge and it’s still got life in it).

Overall Rating: ?

Pros: Super strong vibrations and a sexy design

Cons: Can be kind of loud, once you get it in deep enough it tends to muffle it

Bottom Line: Amazing, whether youre new to anal or a seasoned pro, give this a little go. You’ll thank me

[WaveyAlien]

by @WaveyAlien, 04/03/25
Lovehoney mon ami Trio of Vibrating Massagers

A Petite Powerhouse Trio That Hits the Spot

When I saw the Lovehoney mon ami Trio of Vibrating Massagers, I thought they looked cute, colourful, and perfect for a little solo pampering- I just didn’t expect them to absolutely ruin me (in the best possible way of course).

They gave some of the most intense and amazing orgasms I’ve ever had, don’t plan to go out after using this set - because you’ll definitely need a lie down afterwards!

Let’s break it down:

The Orange Cone: I started with this one, thinking I’d ease myself in for a long session. A bit of foreplay if you will. Well. . . that plan went straight out the window within about three minutes. The pinpoint tip is perfect for clit stimulation and had me seeing stars before I even had time to warm up. Inserting it is a little fiddly due to its unique shape, but honestly, who needs to insert it when it works that well on the outside?

The Big Blue One: I’ll admit, I wasn’t expecting much from this one at first. It’s small, simple, and looks like a little silicone spaceship. I tried inserting it and it was okay, just like your average bullet with a slightly different shape. But the moment I switched and put it on my clit, I was done for. It’s surprisingly powerful for its size and the fluttering tip sends those little electric shocks straight through your whole body. Definitely my favourite of the three. Works wonders, giving the most intense clitoral orgasms.

The Yellow Wand:
This one is great for penetration and gets the job done fast. But where it really shines is when you use it alongside one of the others. I tried the blue one on my clit and the yellow one inside and let’s just say I was gripping onto my bedsheets for dear life! In short if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to have your own private threesome without having to share your snacks afterwards- this is it!

They’re small, quiet, and ridiculously powerful for their size – perfect if you want a quick orgasm or three without waking the neighbours.

Another massive bonus to these three silicone assassins is how incredibly quiet they are. If you’ve got thin walls or nosey neighbours then this set is definitely the set for you, that being said you yourself might have a hard time keeping quiet!

Additionally I liked the super soft silicone, it feels so comfortable, this set is absolutely perfect for clit stimulation. They are also water proof so bath time just got interesting! I also loved the travel lock on it (so no embarrassing handbag buzzes).

In conclusion they’re small, mighty, and more reliable than most of my exes. Highly recommend.

Overall Rating: ?

Pros: Small, powerful, clit-wrecking dream team. Gave me some of the most amazing orgasms

Cons: The orange one can be a little tricky to insert (use lube!)

Bottom Line: Small but mighty, will give you the best orgasms and leave you seeing stars!

[WaveyAlien]

by @WaveyAlien, 07/02/25
Bondage Boutique Black Skip a Beat Silicone Heart Riding Crop

A spanking a day keeps the doctor away

EDIT: Just wanted to add that I ended up loving this cane so much that I’ve purchased it again but in red. It’s an amazing cane and looks perfect!

Let me tell you, this little heart shaped crop may look cute, but it does not play around. I decided to give it a try a while back, and let’s just say I learned the hard way that looks can be deceiving- because wow! Does it sting (in the best way possible!)

The cane itself has just the right amount of flex, so you get that delicious snap without losing complete control. Also, it’s very lightweight, which is fab because after a few enthusiastic swings, my partner didn’t tire out- though I definitely did.

I also adore the little heart shaped design, who knew canning and spanking could be so wholesome?

Bonus points for being travel friendly! I’ve taken it away a few times and let’s just say, the hotel walls were probably thin enough for the neighbours to have some interesting breakfast conversations. If you’re looking for a crop that delivers a mix of sting and style, this one’s a winner

Overall Rating: ?

Pros: Definitely leaves a mark!

Cons: nothing!

Bottom Line: Does exactly what it says on the box!