by @Peitho , 5th May 2024
Lovense Vulse App Controlled Thrusting and Vibrating Love Egg
Not for Public Play but has alternative Pleasure Powers
This toy certainly has a lot of thrusting power but it also has a lot of volume to match. It is by far my noisiest egg and sadly not suitable for play with my OH out and about. In a loud club you could get away with it but for a trip around your local supermarket, forget it. The lady picking out her perfect cucumber a couple of aisles over will know exactly what’s going on in your underwear. It is a thrusting toy rather than just vibrations, though, and I have never found a quiet thrusting toy, so this is not overly unexpected.
The Vulse is well made, it is high quality and very flexible silicone so I have no fear that the section covering the thrusting motion is going to give out any time soon. It is also an absolute breeze to clean being fully waterproof.
The controls are excellent, I will get onto the app shortly but firstly, even without the app, it is wonderfully designed. The button to turn it on and switch through the main strengths and patterns is at the end, yes, that’s right, the end of the tale so you don’t need to take it out to switch it on and off or change setting. Hooray, and a first for me in terms of eggs! In addition, the Bluetooth connection to the Vulse is also external to the main body of the egg so the connection to the app is perfect. It has not dropped the connection to my phone once during use, unlike the We-Vibe Bloom, which, as soon as inserted, sees my vagina as a Faraday Cage and stops the Bluetooth connection pretty much dead! Full marks to the Vulse here then.
The Lovense app is insane, it does sooooo much. I have certainly not got around to using all the features within the discover tab but I can see why Lovense toys are very popular with cam workers set up for clients to control the toys remotely or for those who want interactions with strangers online. I haven’t used these features but everything else in the app works extremely well so I don’t see any reason these wouldn’t too. The parts I and my OH have mainly concentrated on are the traditional and loop features and the patterns because these are sufficient for what we want. I have also played with the music setting, which is easy to do, linking to music stored on my phone but I didn’t find this feature great as I think thrusting toys are harder to combine that regular vibrations. Within the discover tab, there are also free pattern downloads, within which, I would definitely recommend the Lovense Official, “Oh My Gush”.
There are so many more features in the app from AI control interacting with videos to somehow interacting with Games. It’s quite confusing, but if you’re a techy you’ll have a plethora of features to explore and if you’re not, then the basic controls are easy to work out and stick with without needing to delve into complicated menus. I would recommend you allow the app use of floating menus as this makes navigation and switching between features really easy.
Anyway, onto use. As I have said, this is my first egg not for use out and about which was, initially, disappointing as eggs have never been powerful enough for me to do a lot, other than, warm me up with the thrill of public play ahead of the main show back home. However, this has proved not a problem with the Vulse as it turns out this has many uses up it’s (or my) sleeve. Firstly, for solo pleasure, insert the Vulse for completely hands free G-spot thrusting stimulation and set to work on your clit. Honestly, in combination with the Womanizer Next this is a truly leg tingling affair and one I will certainly repeat regularly. Secondly, for added pleasure during anal sex, insert the Vulse and have your partner take you from behind. The pressure from his penis restricts space and focusses the action more firmly on my G-spot and the vibrations and movement add to the thrill and sensation for both of us. It might not be the longest session but it’s very enjoyable. These are my top two suggestions and I definitely recommend you give them both a go.
Charging - I did have some charging issues with the Vulse. The magnets in the charger are weak, in comparison, for example, to the We-vibe chargers. Initially, however, once carefully positioned, it did exactly as it should, the light came on to charge and went off once fully charged. When I came to use it again the app told me the battery was less than 5%. Fair enough, however, when I plugged it into the charger, no light came on however I positioned the plug, occasional flash but it wouldn’t stay on. I eventually gave up and just left it connected but unlit. When I disconnected it from the charger, and connected it to the app again, I was delighted to find it had fully charged back to 100% with no problem. In retrospect, I think the battery level when first connected to the app is inaccurate and it is better to give it time to properly sync. A full charge takes less than an hour from flat and the lights now do as they should again. I would prefer a flashing light when charging that remains lit once charged as is more common though to avoid worry at a lack of light.
Finally, while for ease of use, having the controls situated at the end of the tale is great, if you are brave enough, or in a loud enough venue, to use the Vulse publicly then wearing it under underwear can be uncomfortable. The tale is stiffer than a regular retrieval cord which can smart when bent forward. A small price to pay for perfect, uninterrupted app control though.
In conclusion, the Vulse is great and very versatile and I would definitely recommend it for both solo and couple play, as long as the audible volume is not too much of an issue for you. Not ideal for public play in quiet settings or if you live in a house with paper thin walls and inquisitive housemates.
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Pros: Great app connection, powerful thrusting, an excellent addition to the toy box.
Cons: Too loud for everyday public play.
Bottom Line: Great for unobstructed, powerful combination play either solo or as an added element during anal sex.