Lovehoney Backdoor Buzzer 10 Function Silicone Prostate Vibrator
by @PleasureDrone, 29 April 2019
Lovehoney Backdoor Buzzer 10 Function Silicone Prostate Vibrator
Overall Rating: 3/5 ☆ ☆ ☆
I’m a Bisexual man. For nearly 30 years I was with the same (female) partner, who made it clear that for her, anal play was never going to be on the menu, so my ass hasn’t seen any penetrative action for AGES. My wife died 4 years ago, and now I find myself open to the possibility of a new relationship - and, regardless of whether that turns out to be with a man or a woman, I want anal play to be part of our sex life.
I figured a good way to reintroduce myself to the world of backdoor fun might be with this product. I’d read a lot about how much prostate massage could enhance my orgasms etc., so when it arrived today, I was keen to get trying it. My verdict? Hmmm…
To be honest, I was more than a tad underwhelmed. With me generously lubed up, it slipped in extremely easily …almost TOO easily: after 30 years of no action, I’d been expecting my ass to be rather surprised by its new invader, but nope. The thing just squirrelled into place and hummed away - to no great erotic effect! Also, rather annoyingly I had to keep it in place most of the time with my hand. If left to its own devices, the thing kept trying to slip out again (thinks: did I use TOO MUCH lube?)
I can’t help feeling that the design would be a great deal better if the shaft had a bulge at its base - rather like many butt plugs have - to prevent it slipping back out of the anus. Even with the device firmly in place, I didn’t feel I was getting any prostate-specific sensations at all. Nor did its presence appear to enhance my erection. I was left thinking that I must have either (a) a very forgiving ass, or (b) an unusually capacious one!
I’ve got a hunch that if I want to stand a chance of actually FEELING anything down there, I’m going to have to buy something that’s a bit more of a challenge than this li’l fella. But wait! Now for the saving grace… Having removed the thing from me and thoroughly cleaned it, I took out the vibrating bullet insert and had a lovely time using it here, there and everywhere on my body as a general-purpose tease toy. The multiple vibration patterns are great fun, and some of them quite imaginative. Nice! Finally I decided to risk doing the one thing you’re NOT supposed to do with the vibro-bullet (in case it gets lost up inside you and results in an embarrassing trip to A+E - you have been warned!). Yes, I thrust it just an inch or so into my ass (considerably less lube-heavy now) and switched on…
OMFG!!! All that silicone had been getting in the way, dulling the effect of the vibrator! Managing to hold it neatly in place by the action of my sphincter muscles alone (but still being careful not to let it get swallowed up), I explored its range of settings again and was completely won over. THIS was the kind of experience I’d been hoping for: my poor, lonely ass, neglected for so many years, was finally getting its reward. Oh heaven! The vibrations made my sphincter twitch and spasm deliciously, which made me wriggle my butt, which in turn introduced the vibrator to new areas - again and again and again. Ooooooweeeee!
The resulting masturbation session lasted easily 30 minutes and ended in a VERY good orgasm. So, for the bullet part alone, it’s a keeper. Meanwhile I’m going on the lookout for a more genrously endowed - er - boyfriend.
Bottom Line: A letdown for its original purpose, but that vibrator is a little darling!
Cons: Not big enough to frighten (or even wake up) the nerve endings in my ass.
Pros: The vibrating bullet part.