Free Tester / Review Toy
by @Blonde_Bunny, 27th July 2021
King Cock Ultra Realistic Thrusting Warming Realistic Vibrator
It’s true, I have a shameless addiction to dicks and dildos and so I’m far from new to the ‘Pipedream King-Cock’ range of wonderfully realistic willy’s, I’m sure I’ve nearly tried them all - I am truly the Cock Queen of the King Cocks that’s for sure. I’m forever trying to find that new comatosing masturbatory experience that leaves you unable to walk and/or look at yourself in the mirror afterwards, so the idea of combining one of my favourite brand of faux cocks with completely automated, self-thrusting self-love, had me more than a little turned on.
The packaging is a lot prettier than I expected it to be, a black box with large pictures of the toy, information and instructions clearly printed all over every side. Included with the toy is a magnetic USB charging lead. Initially out of the box, the toy does have a mild new plastic scent, but this soon dissipates after a quick and careful wash - just remember it’s not waterproof.
It’s surprisingly lightweight to hold and even little me can comfortably grasp it in one of my petit hands. The buttons are simple and there can be no confusion using and learning their functions.
The look, feel and fidelity of the dildo part of this device is revolutionary. Static double density’s a thing of the past people, triple dimensions of realism and robotics is where the 21st century has brought us now and what a time to be alive.
The lifelike Fanta-Flesh movable skin surface looks and feels like it’s made from wet-dreams and wishes. With a spider web of raised veins and ridges smothering the outside of the entire shaft to the soft and squishy balls, this really is a pretty little dick to get wet for - and those waved bunched ripples of a taught pulled back foreskin, exposing that very defined coronal ridge and soft bulbous head, is breathtaking. It’s a bit alright this.
This dildo is definitely a lot smaller and slimmer than my normal choices, but although the description states an insertable length of only 5.5”s, I measured it just over that. And I can tell you with some firm pushing and pressure there’s a comfortable 6”s of devour-able dick for the most eager of beavers.
The heating feature isn’t all that hot. I was a little anxious of the internal warming element instantly igniting and charring like a cheap Chinese phone charger, but thankfully I had no such issues. Unlike myself, it does take a little time to warm up though, and it did take longer than the ‘few’ minutes stated on the box.
After turning on the heating mode, I tried to pass some time waiting by loosing my mind in some erotic fiction. After a few torturously arousing minutes, the dildo felt a little tepid to the touch, but not the raging hot inferno I’d hoped, so I buried my face back in my book and waited a little longer. Before I knew it, I’d finished reading an entire MFF threesome story - THREE people had orgasmed by now and not one of them was me. The dildo felt warmer but still nothing I’d hoped for, I read an extra exert of girl-on-girl filth just to be sure I’d given it enough time. At this point, now not being able to abstain from starting to touch myself, the toy was noticeably warm and I was now on fire in a sweating mess of arousal. So yes, the warming function works ok, just give it a lot of time.
The vibrations are a lot quieter than I expected but unfortunately not that powerful and more of a humble buzz than the deep rumbles I crave. This is no big issue for me, internal vibrations aren’t always necessary to make me cum, but with 3 speeds and 4 patterns of vibrations, it will still be a pleaser for many I’m sure. You do you, and I’ll do me.
The thrusting stroke is only about 1 inch in total, but depending on how you use it, and combined with your own thrusting, 1” is more than plenty. With 7 patterns of thrusts, again there really is options for everyone, although I must say, they all feel very similar when in use. The thrusting motor of course has a noticeable noise but it’s really not that loud, and I’ll be honest, I’m definitely louder.
The dildo itself is actually a little too small and slender for me, it’s big thick dicks for this girth craving girl. Ever the problem solver, I upgraded and overhauled the toy by using one of my husbands penis extension sleeves firmly slid over the dildo and the loop attached around the balls. Work smart folks, not hard. Adapt and over-cum.
I’ve found this toy is fabulous for external fun and foreplay too. I can tell you it’s back-arching pleasure to both watch and feel this sliding between and parting your lips whilst vibrating and thrusting back and forth against your clit. Using the toy this way alone feels phenomenal and has brought me to an eye-watering climax more than once now.
But…
The best way - and definitely my favourite way - I’ve found to get myself off, is to cum over it completely hands free. If I lay on my back, insert the dildo only about two inches, I can bring my feet up so my heels touch my bum, spread apart my knees as far as I can and then hold the toy tightly inside of me with the soles of my feet. With every thrust of the up-sweeping shape of this dick pressing and teasing my G-spot while my hands can manipulate my breasts and nipples, it’s a guarantee I’ll gush in minutes. If only it could pull my hair too.
Real feel Fanta-Flesh does however come at a cost. The slightest bits of fluff, lint, dust, hair, or anything else not bolted down is instantly attracted to this dildo - me included. Even leaving it to dry results in it collecting fluff from the air. Personally, I clean it after use and then wipe it over with cleaning wipes again before using, but a large toy/dildo storage bag from Lovehoney would solve this problem. It’s also worth noting that this dildo is not made from silicone, it’s made from a slightly porous TPE material so thoroughly cleaning after use is a hygiene must.
I’m summery, for me it’s definitely a little too slim for pussy play alone, but when used with a penis extender sleeve it is sublime - and it’s unbelievably good for anal. The thrusting motion is fiercely fast and frantic but it’s far from forceful and could perhaps do with a little more strength. The hyper realistic dildo is a pure work of sensory art, it’s futuristic yet feels far from robotic. I don’t think the heating feature is all that great overall, but a real life warm penis is usually the last thing I want when I’m masturbating anyway.
Yes it has a hefty price tag, but you have to remember this isn’t a four-figure fucking-machine, and so for that reason, I love it.
Overall Rating: 4/5 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
Pros: It’s one pretty penis, it’s surprisingly lightweight and easy to hold.
Cons: Such a shame it’s not completely waterproof for shower and bathtime fun.
Bottom Line: A little slim for pussy play for me, but for anal it is to die for.