Pmsl, that reminds me of when me and NP went to Paris for a romatic weekend. All was well until we were down by the seine at night waiting to go on a river cruise. NP was trying to take a selfie of us when all of a sudden the eiffel tower starts it's hourly lighting up display, conveniently looking like it's sprouting out of my forehead. Apparantly me bursting out laughing and saying "I'm a F@@king Unicorn!" spoilt the mood.
As revenge she got me an "I'm a unicorn" Hoodie, complete with horn on the hood, for Xmas that year. She regrets it now as I regularly wear it!
I’m half expecting my oh half to walk through the door with a pack of steaks in his hand and a big grin on his face! I’m sure I read somewhere it was made as a males response to Valentine’s Day .. Wether it’s true or not I have no clue!
National days not to be missed: January 20th, Shower Together Day. March 14th, Steak and Blow Job Day. April 14th, Cake and Cunnilingus Day. April 18th, Anal Sex Day. April 24th, Lingerie Day. May 28th, Masturbation Day. June 9th, 69 Day. July 31st, Orgasm Day. August 8th, Female Orgasm Day. November 4th, Sex Toy Day. I have set a reminder for all of these days into my phone, as I don’t want to miss any.