The older I get, the more I think porn ‘back in my day’ (maybe 10years or so) was so much better than the stuff made now!
Some of the stuff released now, kinks out there just seem to have been pushed too far.
Am I just getting old or does anyone else think this?
Back in my day, porn was getting lucky and finding a copy of Fiesta or Penthouse in a bush! 
That and EuroTrash or Emmanuelle at midnight on channel 4 - yes I’d have been way to young too be watching back then but hey I turned out just fine…
Euro trash 
as a young lad you prayed you didn’t get a boner watching that
That was deemed as porn back in the day
Then there was the early sky tv days where a channel called RTL showed naked people too 
But as a young inquisitive teen the Kay’s catalogue did the trick too
OMDS EuroTrash! That’s a blast from past. Was there ever a worse TV show you purely watched for chance of some blurred out smut or a decent bit of boob.
Footballers Wives on Channel 5 (I think) that was another show I remember watching for a bit of action.
I’m laughing at these because I am right there with you (euro trash) as is my partner (catalogues).
Yeah EuroTrash was pretty bad but still a better option for flicking one out at night than having to steal of copy of Razzle from the top shelf of the corner shop
Yes, I did once steal a copy of Razzle and I do sometimes feel bad about it. sometimes. I don’t feel bad at all.
A borrowed VCR tape. Usually a grainy picture with guys with the quintessential Mexican moustache and dodgy background music.
The females had full bushes as was the accepted norm of early seventies.
Maybe that’s what made me adverse to pubes.
Hey, don’t knock it. Some of those toasters were proper lush… 
…and for my parents’ generation there was the naturist magazine “Health and Efficiency”, which only ever showed people standing around or playing tennis …with all their genitals airbrushed out. Poor sods!
I dunno why I’m laughing - it was tragic really.
I remember on in particular.
A wedding reception scene. The bride for some reason accommodated 5 guys at once.
Straddled one guy, another doing her analy, one in her mouth and one in each hand.
This was a classic example of women’s ability to multi task.
Yes the guys all had mustaches.
Oh yes and the band was playing dodgy music.
Quote of the week!
It used to be a must watch euro-trash. Never had sky so not sure what I have missed.
I think you need a good spanking for taking that Razzle mag when you were younger. @Blonde_Bunny
I’m old enough to remember finding porn magazines where the women appeared to have no genitals. The photos had all been retouched so they all looked like Barbie dolls below the waist.
Certainly was.
It still happens in modern pornography where they use a pixel mosaic to obscure genitalia.
I remember Fiesta. There were always copies hanging around the house when I was younger. I used to like the stories at the back and the housewives pictures
I must admit I did like Razzle… particularly the section on readers wifes.
Just loved the average woman images rather than porn models.
Which reminds me…
…and note how every un-bearded member of the band is wearing a stick-on gaucho moustache! 