I love it when a girl puts on a strap on and takes another girl.
I hate it in porn films when the girls keep their panties on and just move the gusset aside when f******g.
Stop messing around, get em off!!! 😉
Fake orgasms and too much screaming. Really puts me off.
Love stretching and people pushing their boundaries
I hate the exaggerated screaming and orgasms that happen within about 30 seconds of the woman being touched. Also dislike massive fake looking breasts that don't move with the rest of the woman!
Really like films where the men make some noise. Realistic male groaning really turns me on :)
I very rarely watch it. I get too distracted by daft things, such as the surroundings, even silly details like the ladies nails, whether they're a nice manicure or just painted.
I don't mind ameture girl on girl, but prefer to read erotica, I got lost in my imagination and picture myself in the scene.
Mainstream porn movies simply irritate me. Tthere must be dildos in the 3 for £10 offer with more intelligence and sensitivity than the average male porn actor, it seems to me. What's really tedious is the way the actors keep banging away for ages in what are clearly uncomfortable positions, the man staring vacantly into space and making no sound whatsoever while the girl's yodelling away like Bjork even though - to take an example from a movie I watched this very night - with every thrust her head's thumping loudly off a coffee table right next to the couch they're lying on. And those cumshot sequences where the girl's kneeling down with her mouth open, looking like a baby puffin waiting for its mother to regurgitate a fish...puh-lease.
I do like genuine amateur stuff though, especially handjob movies. And movies where you can hear the people having real, noisy orgasms.
i agree with wildflower,so many fake sounds and looks from the women,but there are some really good well acted porn films,where both the male s and females look like they have just been filmed naturally,nothing false just couples having sex.im not a lover of fake boobs either,nor is my hubby.
Amateur porn rules. Can't beat e realistic moan . The wife and myself can moan with the best of them with an empty house 
Better still make your own and watch em back, horny as.
My favourite is when she gets creampied, and then watching her dribble it all out.
I tend not to like them too much becasue they are full of bad acting, exhagerated groans and moans, poor story line and tend to be done on a shoe string budget and the quality shows.
We tend to prefer more of the main stream typs or soft porn. These tend to be far more steamy and erotic and erotic thrillers which is what we like watching together and helps us to get into the mood .Not just the big well known films either but includes those that are produced in Europe .
kinkytaffs wrote:
Amateur porn rules. Can't beat e realistic moan . The wife and myself can moan with the best of them with an empty house 
+1 there, you cant beat good amateur porn, knowing that they are really into it rather than putting on a show for cash.
Anything where the woman is being a submissive and a little used and abused! Also woman on woman, but none of the poorly scripted craps! Propped lesbians with real emotion!. And simply blowjobs! Just because it's something I dont do (sensitive reasons) but I wish I did/could
I really love guys doing dirty talk, it is such a major turn on!! Or guys moaning/grunting etc. The more real/believable the better. I love natural looking people, not overly muscled guys or overly bleached or fake breasted women. I really hate acting in porn, just make it fun and about enjoying sex/intimacy and scrap the badly acted storyline! I love a good c*m shot on a woman's lower areas front/back.
As wildflower said to many fake noises. Do enjoy interracial and cum shot on boobs
Love to see a girl licking. A girl
Hate high heels take the BL...dy things off
I hate it when it becomes so obvious that the couple are holding a very uncomfortable position for the sake of getting a good angle for the camera, happens all the time :p
I love when men are vocal in porn.
Also hate Chinese girls that squeak do they really do that I wonder
Porn is not for me, for a number of reasons. Firstly, it's so unbelievably fake, even the amateur stuff gets on my nerves. Too much moaning and "oh yeah oh yeah" etc from the women usually, which puts me off a lot, and I don't like it when the men are making no noise whatsoever (what's up with that?). It doesn't seem intimate or passionate at all, it's just people having sex for money and it makes me uncomfortable watching it.
I do love reading erotica though, as PP said it's nice to let my imagination run wild and there's usually a lot more passion and believability to it (although some stories are farfetched). I'm very choosy with my erotica though, I don't like too much slang and won't get turned on by any stories using the C word.
90% of the time though, I'll just masturbate using my thoughts alone, and no erotica.
Hard to please :p
I'm not a fan of porn one bit. I have watched a couple of videos online, I enjoy the beginning build up bit but when it gets in to the full wham bam sexy bit I start to feel a little weird and almost sick.
There is however something I like about the noises made during sex, I like to hear heavy breathing and the occassional word but no screaming so maybe if I were to close my eyes and just listen it wouldn't be so bad.
I hate the fake moans and groans, you get some woman touching her nose or getting her toe sucked and she lets out an obviously fake groan