I hope things work out ok @Bigiain 
Apparently there are three or four of us here that would take them off your hands. Unused? so much the better !
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Seriously though I hope it works out for you
Hold on to them, maybe gradually suggest using certain items and see how things progress, open honest talk may help. I wouldn’t mention the cost, but maybe say you’d love to experiment more, because you’d like to increase your mutual pleasure?
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Maybe if you used some of the gear on yourself and enjoyed it she might fancy it herself. 
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When a ready meal, pizza etc says on the box “Serves two”
Two what? Mice?
I am by no means a glutton but i work hard and need a decent portion, so serves two usually means i eat the lot!
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Same here … always makes me laugh on a jar of curry sauce where it says serves 4 !!!
Not a chance
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What they mean is serves two if you have already eaten.
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A mini rant that I’ve toothache 
and it’s an absolute pain 
… Time for some retail therapy I think.
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The portion thing is usually the company’s way to get around calorie restrictions and stuff. Like for example they can say a cake is like 1g of sugar or something per portion but when you look they’re defined portion is about 5g of cake
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Of course! ( we are talking food?) 
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Serves 6 on a cheesecake usually means the same to me
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It’s the same as those dopey little amounts of breakfast cereal that you’re supposed to eat. I’ve tried weighing it out and it’s absolutely tiny! A two year old could eat more than that 
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@WillC I didn’t mean the variety packs, just cereal in general but now you mention it they were never enough!
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Oh you mean the daily reccomended amounts! Yeah, it’s 4 Weetabix for me, minimum
Yes, daily recommended amounts is what I meant. I could easily eat 4 Weetabix!
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Mine says it does 12 bowls. Maybe it means for a budgie bowl? I usually just half what it says on the box and go by that - even that’s a generous guess
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