by @getmybuzzon, 01 May 2012
Uma by Je Joue
This is a fall-on-your-knees, hallelujah-chorus inducing new toy that has very quickly become a favourite!
First off, the colour is gorgeous - I went for fuchsia and it’s almost hot enough to hang on my wall! At the same time it’s very discreet and classy looking, not intimidating at all.
The feel of it’s lovely too - seamless, so it’s waterproof (morning showers just got better), silicone and it’s really velvety and so soft. I love the curved shape which is basically made to fit us, and it has a larger head which is great for g-spot stimulation or just as an external vibe.
After I unwrapped the very classy Je Joue box and realised that my toy was such hot stuff, I decided to plug it in and give it a go! The fact that it’s rechargeable is a godsend - I only own rechargeables now because yes, it’s better for the environment, but I was also fed up of blaming the disappearing batteries on the flat’s ‘ghost’ and neighbourhood cats.
So 2 hours later I was good to go. The ‘pattern’ button in the middle’s really cool; I don’t have any other toys with this function and it’s much more fun being able to switch it up a bit! The buttons needed a firm press to get going, but I’d much prefer this than worrying about it going off in my bag, which has happened with previous toys and is no kinds of fun. The vibrations were good and strong but you could also start off with them low and rumbly, yay!
Anyway not to go into too much detail but after that first day I couldn’t get enough of Uma! It works EVERY time and I dont think there was actually anything that I didnt love about it!
Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars
Pros: Beautiful, shape, feels amazing, powerful, colour, rechargeable, seamless.
Cons: Nothing!
Bottom Lines: A sexy toy that totally delivers in all areas, a must-have!