by @bizarrerie, 17 Jun 2012
Lelo Smart Wand Medium Rechargeable Vibrator
I’ve always wanted a magic wand vibrator, but something about them left me feeling a little intimidated. They were big and unwieldy and much too clinical in appearance for my usual tastes. The function appealed, the form it took did not. So when Lelo, a brand I’ve admired from afar for many years, released a wand vibrator that was not only a powerful, cordless, waterproof toy but so beautiful as to be practically an art piece, my interest was piqued.
I was immediately drawn to the look of the wand - its slim form, clutter-free design and swooping curves. Let me tell you, the photos online really can not do this thing justice. Its shape is refined and simply gorgeous. I went for the plum option and the colouring is nice, deep and rich. It looks sophisticated. It feels sophisticated, too. The silicone is silky. pleasing to the touch, especially on the more sensitive, intimate areas. The head is flexible enough to nestle into all the right spots with ease. The design of the handle is ergonomic. It’s thin enough to hold with ease and curved just right so you’re not going to lose your grip at an inopportune moment. The curve of the handle also means the wand can be placed or propped against the body without it slipping, leaving your hands free for other things if you so desire.
Charging is hassle-free, and two hours charge provides two hour’s play. This is not as long as some of Lelo’s other toys, but it’s plenty long enough to get half a dozen decent sessions out of it for me. The LEDs behind the buttons inform you when your toy is fully charged, which I find reassuring. Speaking of the buttons, they’re perfectly placed, easy to press and tactile, meaning you can easily adjust settings without having to stop what you’re doing. It’s easy to operate, even in the heat of the moment. The patterns are all great, interesting and varied. The sensetouch option is fun to tease with, though I do find it a hassle for proper play. The power settings range from a pleasant rumble to “oh my god”. I normally don’t get on with the lower settings on toys, but this packs enough power that even the first can get me off within fifteen minutes.
Whatever the setting, the vibrations are a really deep, rumbling variety that are blissfully enjoyable. The vibrations can be felt in the handle, but only a little. I’ve never been left with the tingling sensation in my fingers from this that I’ve got from other, cheaper toys. The charging port being totally waterproof, this can be taken into the bath or shower with you. There’s really nothing better than relaxing in the hot water with my smart wand after a long, stressful day. The waterproof port also means the toy can be cleaned thoroughly without any worries - reassuring for clean freaks like me. And it’s so quiet! The higher settings could be a tad noisy if you have housemates and especially thin walls, but the noise is easily covered by a TV at normal volume or the sound of the shower running. For the power involved, this is impressive.
I’d definitely recommend the Lelo Smart Wand to anybody reading this with so much as a vague interest in wand vibrators. It is worth every single penny and then some. This thing is practically perfect. It’s sinfully pleasurable, the functionality is flawlessly intuitive and it does the job with an air of elegance and luxury that simply can’t be beat.
Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars
Pros: The power, pleasing aesthetic, discreet volume, both waterproof and rechargeable.
Cons: Nothing!
Bottom Line: A magnificent luxury wand vibrator that everybody should own.