Review Hall of Fame

[Ian_Chimp]

by @Allura, 18 May 2012
Tracey Cox Supersex Love Lube

Helped when nothing else could

I suffer from vaginal dryness (I have diabetes, which affects my ability to produce enough natural lubrication), so sex tends to feel very painful and not at all enjoyable these days (or these last two years, rather).

We had tried other lubricants but had given up in despair, as they were either too runny, or waxy, or as in most cases, would stop working halfway through, making the whole exercise pointless.

This lubricant made a world of difference! It feels exactly like my own natural lubrication, and does not stop working halfway through! Sex was not only painless, but on our first use I was able to achieve orgasm for the first time in many weeks.

We are thrilled with this product, and would certainly recommend it to anyone!

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: Everything; perfect.

Cons: Nothing; amazing product.

Bottom Line: The best lube ever made.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @cakeybakey, 23 May 2012
Hi-Beam Vibrating Nipple Pumps

Where has this been all my life?

All my life I have had inverted nipples. NOT ANY MORE!

It does exactly what it says it will do. Just a short burst 2/3 times a day, and these bad boys are here to stay!

It made my nipples so sensitive afterwards, I could cry thinking of all these wasted years.

I have large breasts and so it was a bit fiddly to start with, trying to get the cups over the nipples and hold them on to pump it up, but I soon developed my own technique and it worked.

I use it just for fun now, after all. I wouldn’t want them to disappear now I have them.

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: Everything! It actually works, made my nipples so sensitive too. Awesome!

Cons: Having large breasts was a bit fiddly till I got used to it.

Bottom Line: Bloody marvellous.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @chris_jackson, 09 May 2012
Master Gauge Penis Enlargement Pump

Does it work

My doctor recommended something like this as it may help to improve the blood flow to the old fella. I had also started to develop slight Peyronie’s Disease (your cock starts to go banana shaped).

What I found helped me was using the pump, perhaps at a higher pressure than would be recommended, and physically stretching my member in the opposite direction to the lean. It has taken a surprisingly short time to not only correct the odd shape but I have seen also, as has my wife, a huge difference in the resting size.

Brilliant result, please pass on my comments to other men who may be having a similar problem.

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: Big, robust, easy to use and it works.

Cons: First one duff, second one okay.

Bottom Line: Good.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @bizarrerie, 17 Jun 2012
Lelo Smart Wand Medium Rechargeable Vibrator

A Definite Must-Buy

I’ve always wanted a magic wand vibrator, but something about them left me feeling a little intimidated. They were big and unwieldy and much too clinical in appearance for my usual tastes. The function appealed, the form it took did not. So when Lelo, a brand I’ve admired from afar for many years, released a wand vibrator that was not only a powerful, cordless, waterproof toy but so beautiful as to be practically an art piece, my interest was piqued.

I was immediately drawn to the look of the wand - its slim form, clutter-free design and swooping curves. Let me tell you, the photos online really can not do this thing justice. Its shape is refined and simply gorgeous. I went for the plum option and the colouring is nice, deep and rich. It looks sophisticated. It feels sophisticated, too. The silicone is silky. pleasing to the touch, especially on the more sensitive, intimate areas. The head is flexible enough to nestle into all the right spots with ease. The design of the handle is ergonomic. It’s thin enough to hold with ease and curved just right so you’re not going to lose your grip at an inopportune moment. The curve of the handle also means the wand can be placed or propped against the body without it slipping, leaving your hands free for other things if you so desire.

Charging is hassle-free, and two hours charge provides two hour’s play. This is not as long as some of Lelo’s other toys, but it’s plenty long enough to get half a dozen decent sessions out of it for me. The LEDs behind the buttons inform you when your toy is fully charged, which I find reassuring. Speaking of the buttons, they’re perfectly placed, easy to press and tactile, meaning you can easily adjust settings without having to stop what you’re doing. It’s easy to operate, even in the heat of the moment. The patterns are all great, interesting and varied. The sensetouch option is fun to tease with, though I do find it a hassle for proper play. The power settings range from a pleasant rumble to “oh my god”. I normally don’t get on with the lower settings on toys, but this packs enough power that even the first can get me off within fifteen minutes.

Whatever the setting, the vibrations are a really deep, rumbling variety that are blissfully enjoyable. The vibrations can be felt in the handle, but only a little. I’ve never been left with the tingling sensation in my fingers from this that I’ve got from other, cheaper toys. The charging port being totally waterproof, this can be taken into the bath or shower with you. There’s really nothing better than relaxing in the hot water with my smart wand after a long, stressful day. The waterproof port also means the toy can be cleaned thoroughly without any worries - reassuring for clean freaks like me. And it’s so quiet! The higher settings could be a tad noisy if you have housemates and especially thin walls, but the noise is easily covered by a TV at normal volume or the sound of the shower running. For the power involved, this is impressive.

I’d definitely recommend the Lelo Smart Wand to anybody reading this with so much as a vague interest in wand vibrators. It is worth every single penny and then some. This thing is practically perfect. It’s sinfully pleasurable, the functionality is flawlessly intuitive and it does the job with an air of elegance and luxury that simply can’t be beat.

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: The power, pleasing aesthetic, discreet volume, both waterproof and rechargeable.

Cons: Nothing!

Bottom Line: A magnificent luxury wand vibrator that everybody should own.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @HappyShopper, 19 Jun 2012
TENGA Flip Hole Masturbator

Makes me Flip my lid

I’ve been really looking forward to reviewing this.

A lot of reviews on LH seem to compare this with the Fleshlight; a suspicious number of them negatively…Well, I genuinely have owned both, and I’m genuinely a TENGA-lover, but I don’t really want to compare them directly. As I see it, they really don’t pretend to be the same thing at all, so why bother comparing them?

I honestly don’t know what, if anything, in “real life” the Flip-hole is supposed to simulate. I certainly wasn’t expecting it to do what it does, despite the copious promotional material out there.

I was really first attracted to it because it looked so easy to clean - and it really, really is. Washing it out takes about 30 seconds. Okay, the drier mechanism (whereby you balance it on its own stick-like case) does seem absurdly precarious, but once you have it set up, out of reach of pets, gentle breezes etc., then it does seem to hold.

The thing looks nice enough on the outside, but the inside is indescribably gorgeous, with a beautifully jelly-like clear material that’s covered with tantalizing-looking bumps and nodules and pockets that turn me on just touching them. Just trying to imagine what the effect of all these little things would be when I slipped inside was driving me crazy.

It takes surprisingly little lube to work the Flip-hole. My trusty Liquid Silk works very well, but the “wild” sample supplied with the Flip-hole is also very, very nice, if a little sticky afterwards.

Every orgasm I’ve had from this thing has been mind-blowing. I can’t even work out what’s going on with it, it’s just amazing. I’ve tried loads of techniques and they’re all different. I don’t often slide in and out like a “normal” masturbator (although that does work!) - most often I go about 2/3 of the way in and then alternate between button 1 and button 3, which feels like a very strong suction deep-throat to me.

Otherwise, I’m lost for words. Just try it.

The only thing that did kind of cheese me off was that about a week after I bought it, LH came out with a new model from TENGA which was completely different inside. I could always have returned the original, and tried the new one, but you know what, I’ve made my bed and now I’ll sleep in it. Or not.

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: Feels awesome. Doddle to clean.

Cons: Nothing really.

Bottom Line: Best masturbator ever!

[Ian_Chimp]

by @RexTheDog, 06 Jun 2012
Aneros Helix Prostate Massager

So, so, good…

Being a straight (and slightly straight-laced) male I’d never tried anal or prostate stimulation but having recently learned that the prostate is the male analog of the female G-spot and, when properly stimulated, has the potential to give powerful hands-free multiple orgasms, I decided to buy the Aneros Helix and give it a try. This was definitely the right decision.

In order to properly use the Aneros you will also require a good lubricant (I used Durex Play, but something slightly thicker and longer lasting might be a better decision) and lots of time. Probably best not to use it if you’re a bit older or have any kind of prostate condition (check with your doctor, I suppose) or, as I found out, have a weak heart…

Step one: Lube yourself up, lube the Aneros up and gently slide it in. As you put it in, the curve should be pointing towards your stomach. The head does feel quite big and bulbous, but with plenty of lube and relaxation, it slips in quite easily (it’s actually a really nice feeling as it slides in) and once you push it in beyond a certain point, the body pulls the rest in. Once it’s inserted you barely notice it: no real feeling of fullness, no pain, no discomfort; just a slight tingly, erotic sort of pressure in your pelvic region.

Step two: lie down, relax and wait. The Aneros is designed to be used hands-free. Once it’s in you’re not supposed to touch it; as your prostate is stimulated more and more, the anus and pelvic muscles begin to contract rhythmically, this causes the aneros to move in sync with the contractions and gently massage the prostate. It’s best if you don’t touch your penis at all during use: the orgasms last far longer and are far more intense.

Step three: enjoy. Once the contractions start, warm, tingly, erotic sensations start to move throughout the body. If your penis was initially flaccid, you’ll be granted with a big, hard erection at this point. Deep feelings of warmth start to emanate outwards, your legs will start to tremble, you might start to sweat, your heart will begin to beat faster and you’ll start to moan involuntarily (if there’s a pillow nearby, you might want to bite it). I found that I had a very pleasurable feeling of tension and fullness in the pelvic region and a throbbing tingly feeling towards the end of my penis. The contractions start to become more frequent, more regular and more powerful and you begin to orgasm. The resulting orgasms will probably be some of the most powerful, earth-shatteringly intense feelings that you’ve ever felt (it wouldn’t surprise me if the ensuing euphoria is similar to the effects of certain illicit drugs). It’s pretty amazing. And, moreover, they just keep coming: stronger and stronger and stronger until you just can’t take it anymore. At this point you’ll probably decide that it’s time to finish the job yourself unless the Aneros does it for you and you have an ejaculation (I’ve one or two hands free full ejaculations from using the Aneros, but they’re not frequent).

Step four: Catch your breath. You might (I’m completely serious) feel a bit weak at the knees for a bit. The sun will seem brighter, birds will sing louder, all will seem well…

To conclude: pretty amazing for a small bit of plastic. I now think that I understand what it feels like for my girlfriend to have multiple orgasms. Maybe she wasn’t faking them after all…

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: Very satisfying, easy to use, highly erotic, gives amazing hands-free multiple orgasms.

Cons: The end tabs seem delicate and could break off unless handled carefully.

Bottom Line: Unbelievable.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @EvansMills, 13 Jun 2012
Pink Lady Fleshlight

The best male sex toy on the market

I received this product for my birthday after wanting one ever since they were launched. Everything from the product, documentation and packaging oozes quality; this isn’t something that is going to break the first time you get rough with it.

For those who aren’t familiar with the product the easiest way to describe it is as a lady hole in a can. Unscrew the lid and you are faced with a generic yet realistic looking pink ‘quivering mound of love pudding’. To look at you’d never think that the hole could accommodate you, but on further ‘exploration’ you will notice that the material is quite stretchy. (N.B. The Fleshlight comes with a plastic tube inside for packing reasons. Make sure that you remove it before sampling otherwise you might end up as one of those funny hospital stories.)

So, to use. Though no one who has actually had sex would say that feels like the real thing. But it is at least a good approximation, and far better than using your hand/sock/whatever you usually use when no real lady is available. The suction it has on the back-stroke is great, and the super soft material grips your ‘man meat’ as tight as you have ever felt, urging you onwards to your ‘big finish’. Unless you have been given the gift of a huge member then it takes a bit of getting used to using. I found using two hands to give the best experience. It’s especially good if you give yourself plenty of time. Starting off slow teasing yourself, with slow long strokes, pulling all the way out then back in, before building to hard, fast deep strokes as the feelings overtake you.

The Fleshlight comes with a cap on the bottom that can be unscrewed by various amounts to alter the suction. This is all well and good but, if partially unscrewed, for less suction, then it rattles a lot. Not so good if you want a crafty one with others nearby.

I don’t usually use lube when I ‘rough up the suspect’ however with the Fleshlight it is a must. I also found that you need to reapply thought the ‘session’ otherwise it starts to feel like you are grating the skin off.

After you have finished seeing to your needs, (If like me you will find that it is the best solo love and most intense ending you have had), you simply take it to a sink (I found it easier using the baths taps) pull the inner out of the casing and make sure you thoroughly run water through it to remove all the evidence (do the same with the casing). For some reason I find it quite amusing when cleaning it, to use my hands to prise apart lips to run the water though. The documentation says to ensure you dry it thoroughly to ensure that it doesn’t grow mould. however I find the easiest and best is to put the inner back in the casing, leaving the lid and bottom cap off and putting it somewhere warm overnight.

So, would I recommend it? Definitely, though the price is £53.99 it is worth every penny! You will not find a more enjoyable male masturbator out there. Also it is reasonable subtle. As long as no one opens it, with the lid on you could leave it on a shelf and no one would give it a second look. The advantages of the Fleshlight way outbalance the slight niggles (lots of lube needed, and noisy bottom cap). So if you are a man reading this, then treat yourself, and if you are a lady, get one for your man he will love you for it and it gives him an option next time you have a ‘headache’.

Overall Rating: 9 out of 10 stars

Pros: Very realistic feel, good quality and hours of fun.

Cons: Needs lubrication to be added throughout use.

Bottom Line: The best male sex toy on the market, enough variations to fit anyone’s preferences.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @reverberator, 01 Jun 2012
Lovehoney Intense Double Stroker

Absolutely awesome

This is the first review that I have submitted, but this time I have felt compelled to share my experience of this sleeve.

I have had quite a few sleeves, TESNGAs etc from Lovehoney, and all have been excellent. But this is in a league of its own. Both of the surfaces are great, but the spiky one is just something else.

I use it with my GF, and she insists that I take it with me when I’m away to stop me from “playing away from home”, as she puts it. And guess what? It does!

I use TENGA Wild Hole Lotion as lube after warming both lube and sleeve in hot water. Use

plenty of lube, and slip inside; your legs will be trembling in minutes. Very slow, teasing stroking is rewarded with insane sensations all over the penis, but especially the ridge of the glans and frenulum.

If you push down on the area where cock and balls meet, then on the upstroke it will keep the foreskin down and out of the way so that the frenulum has nowhere to hide as the sleeve’s soft spikes slide back over it. You have to experience this sensation to believe it.

As orgasm approaches (and it doesn’t take long, trust me on this), then I use the technique that the first reviewer suggested and let the glans push out the end so that the stimulation of it ceases. Then when the urge to cum has subsided, repeat the exercise. You will find that the number of strokes that you can manage without feeling orgasm build again gets fewer with each cycle.

Another technique is to slow right down and reduce the length of the stroke. By this time, if you’re doing it right, you’ll be shaking like a leaf and precum will be flowing out very freely indeed.

When eventually you can take no more and just have to cum, slow, gentle rippling of the spikes back and forth over the glans will reward you with an extraordinarily powerful and unique orgasm. If my GF is with me, she simply squeals with delight when this happens.

Having banged on about the spiky side, the ridged side is also lovely, a slightly ‘harder’ experience and well worth trying.

Overall, the icing on the cake with this sleeve is that it is transparent, and this is really important. We humans love visual stimulation and being able to see what is going on, as well as feel it, massively enhances the pleasure. When my GF uses it on me, she is absolutely mesmerized by the sight of the rippling spikes, flowing lube and precum, and bulging, straining cock. She says that it turns her on massively, and I have to say, she’s not lying!

One final observation: I have always been too sensitive in the glans area to be able to receive all but the very lightest oral sex without the foreskin up. This is now no longer the case, I can take a good sucking and licking with the whole glans exposed, but there has been no loss of sensitivity. The sleeve has simply taught my cock this is pleasurable, not painful.

So, in summary, all of this for £12.99. It’s the bargain of the century. I am now on my second one, because a while back, in my haste to warm it up, I poured boiling water onto the first and, naturally, it deformed. Other than such a stupid mistake, this sleeve is extremely durable. It’s beautiful. If you buy nothing else, get yourself this. Oh, and a lot of high quality lube.

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: Intense and extremely prolonged pleasure.

Cons: Nothing!

Bottom Line: Just get one. Now!

[Ian_Chimp]

by @kayfabe, 17 Jun 2012
Tracey Cox Supersex Stroker

(On second thoughts) great

This is a great example of how even something as “simple” as a sex toy can have you changing your mind over time.

At first use, I found this amazing. The bobbled side does nothing for me, but the ridges are outstanding, particularly in the way they give very different but equally pleasurable sensations depending on whether you pump away at high speed, or slowly tease yourself. It’s perfect for bringing yourself to the edge and making the moment before you come last for ages.

When the newer models came along, this took a back seat as the likes of the Sensation stroker do look more attractive, offer more variety, and feel even more realistic and intense. However, as I detailed in my review, the Sensation model had (for my experience) what turned out to be some major design flaws.

Having come back to the original Supersex Stroker, it remains a great toy, and one that I see lasting for many happy uses in the future. It’s worth noting that you can get sensitised to it, so if you use it once or twice a day every day, you’ll likely start to get less benefit until you’ve taken a few days off (or at least switched to good old fashioned masturbation or sex).

The only real remaining drawback continues to be that lube winds up getting “trapped” in the ridges, so you’ll need to top up fairly regularly during long sessions. A little tip: I find alternating between a thicker, “creamier” lube such as Liquid Silk, and then a thin warming lube, gives a great balance of the right slickness and warmth.

With lots of lube in play, the outer surface can get wet during use. If you aren’t too bothered about aesthetics, covering the stroker with a sock not only means you can keep a solid grip throughout, but also gives a great balance of covering the air hole at the end, while still letting some air through, meaning you can easily maintain a tighter sucking sensation without it becoming uncomfortable. It also makes it easier to avoid spillage when you are cleaning up.

Overall Rating: 8 out of 10 stars

Pros: Great feel, easy maintenance.

Cons: Eats up lube like nobody’s business.

Bottom Line: Some may prefer newer models, but still a solid performer.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @Kitty-Buzz, 24 Jul 2012
Cupid’s Smoothie

Forget length and girth - it’s all about the curve

I’ve always been a clitoral orgasm kind of girl, and my choices when buying sex toys have usually reflected that. Factor in the ongoing scientific debate as to whether or not the G-spot actually exists and you end up with one very cynical customer. However, scientists don’t know everything and I’m nothing if not adventurous so I decided to persevere and try some toys that boasted of G-spot stimulation.

I finally hit the jackpot when I bought the Cupid’s G-Spot Smoothie Vibrator. At £16.99 it wasn’t even the most expensive G-spot toy I’ve tried but it is worth every single penny and then some!

The vibrations are fantastic and there are four settings: low-power constant; high-power constant; pattern one, which is dot-dot-dash (all on high speed); pattern two, which is quick high-speed pulse (or dot-dot-dot-dot-dot etc); and pattern three is my favourite, purely because I think it sound a bit like the old Space Invaders arcade game, and it goes (low-speed) dash, (high-speed) dot over and over again. The vibrations are very powerful, especially considering the toy only runs off a couple of AAA batteries, but that’s part of the reason I prefer plastic to silicone: none of the vibrations are absorbed by the material of the vibe itself. The G-Spot Smoothie Vibrator is soft-touch plastic in a pretty purple/pale pink combo so it still looks and feels very appealing. I find plastic toys easier to clean (and keep clean - no bits of lint!) and of course it gives you a wider choice when choosing your lube - and to get the most out of this vibe I would recommend using a good lube!

The G-Spot Smoothie vibe might seem a bit odd looking to anyone more used to a basic phallic shape in vibrator design, but the real secret to this toy’s success is a very simple: its shape. Forget length and girth; it’s all about the curve and approaching that elusive S-spot from the right angle! As you slide in the lubed up G-Spot Smoothie, you will find that it settles into place easily and all you have to do is find the setting that works for you. There’s no awkward poking and prodding to find the right spot (or at least there wasn’t for me) and it’s cleverly tapered shape not only helps you find the right position, but it is unobtrusive enough for you to focus on the two areas being stimulated: you’re now handily located G-spot… AND your clitoris!

Wait, did I not mention that? Yup, the G-Spot Smoothie not only helps you find your g-spot in seconds, it also delivers all those deliciously powerful vibrations straight to your clit! Seriously, if this thing could make tea and mow the lawn my other half could be completely redundant! Actually my husband is a pretty big fan of the G-Spot Smoothie too because it is perfect for vaginal use during anal sex. It’s shape holds it in place and the vibrations are strong enough to transmit through my body to his, which means we both have a super-intense experience!

But as much as I love using the G-Spot Smoothie during anal sex, I like it best when I use it alone or my husband uses it on me. Once it’s lubed up and inside me it is probably the only toy where you literally cannot go wrong, and I squirted for the first time when I was pleading with my husband to be rougher and push it in harder.

The only thing that is a bit inconvenient about the G-Spot Smoothie is that it is by no means a quiet vibrator. Its loud buzz is softened when it’s inserted - muffled by your muff, if you like - but with vibrations that are this powerful, it’s no surprise that they are a bit noisy.

If I was only allowed to use one toy for the rest of my life, the G-Spot Smoothie Vibrator would be the one I would choose: it stimulates both G-spot and clit, is powerful enough to use just for external stimulation, and it is great for couples who like anal to use together for an extra buzz.

Why are you still reading this review? Go buy one!

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: Made it so easy to find my g-spot every single time!

Cons: It is rather noisy.

Bottom Line: My desert island vibe! Would never be without it!

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by @Kitty-Buzz, 12 Jul 2012
Leaf Life

Powerful, pretty and pleasing to hold

Firstly I need to say that the Leaf Life is a thing of beauty. Really, it’s a work of art. It’s small but it is perfect to hold, encouraging your fingers to curl lightly around its curves in a way that feels natural and in itself satisfying. The green silicone is so fresh and wholesome that (and I’m willing to admit that this may have been a figment of my imagination) it seemed to be imbued with the crisp scent of forest foliage after a summer rain…

It’s easy to get carried away singing the praises of this little technological wonder. It’s pretty in a very design-savvy, earth-mother way, with its beautifully presented (and recyclable) packaging and the natural canvas drawstring bag to store the toy and its charger. The toy itself is covered in seamless silicone which means it is hygienic and waterproof, and both the control button and the LED are integrated in such a way that they don’t interfere with the smooth, natural lines of the toy.

The fact that the Leaf Life is rechargeable means that this toy is genuinely environmentally friendly, and it’s ready to go after a three hour charge the first time out of the box. The controls are intuitive and easy to get the hang of – press once to switch on, hold it down to increase the vibration, and press again to switch it off. It is also possible to “lock” the toy whilst not in use by pressing the button three times in rapid succession. This can take a little more practice to get the hang of but the LED does flash to let you know when you have managed to lock or unlock it successfully.

It should be obvious by now that I was in love with this product from the start. When I first switched it on and felt the range and intensity of the vibrations it could provide, my hopes were raised even higher. It is a powerful little vibe, and its unusual shape allows you a fair amount of experimentation with how you transfer the vibrations to your most sensitive areas: there are smooth curves, wider surfaces for maximum contact between you and the toy, and a tapered end terminating in a rounded tip for a more precise concentration of sensation.

On the lower speeds the noise levels are quite discreet (as in easy to muffle beneath a duvet!) but, as with most toys, the higher speeds get progressively louder. That said, it’s unlikely to wake anyone up or make the neighbour’s dog bark!

So, to recap: this toy is pretty to look at, nice to hold, environmentally friendly, waterproof, very powerful, and versatile… but it’s not for me.

The obvious drawback is the high price tag, but this toy is very well made and I’d argue that you are getting the high quality that you are paying for.

So what’s the problem then?

In a word: me. The Leaf Life is a fantastic little toy but I have recently come to the conclusion that silicone toys just don’t rock my world the way that rigid plastic ones do. Maybe it’s because my very first vibe was a plastic one not a silicone one and that’s just what I’ve grown used to, but whatever the reason it was my mistake to order a luxury silicone covered vibe. The Leaf Life got me close, but even with practice it couldn’t make me come.

I’m sorry Leaf Life, but it’s not you, it’s me.

I know that there are women out there that you will make scream and moan with ecstasy, but sadly I must tell you that I am not one of them.

You are too good for me.

You can do better.

You are a class act, whereas I am just a cheap slut for plastic.

I will remember our time together fondly, but we just can’t give each other what we need.

Goodbye.

Overall Rating: 9 out of 10 stars

Pros: Beautiful design and very easy to use controls. The lock a brilliant feature.

Cons: Just didn’t get on with the silicone finish.

Bottom Line: Excellent investment in a powerful vibe for those who enjoy the feeling of silicone.

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by @Kitty-Buzz, 20 Jul 2012
Groovy Chick

Not groovy, baby, just awkward

I’ll be blunt: this is not going to be a positive review. In fact the Vibrating Groovy Chick G-Spot and Clitoral Vibrator is the first product from Lovehoney that I’ve ever even considered returning.

• What makes it so bad?

Well, firstly there’s the silicone the toy is made off: it’s much more rigid than I was expecting. Don’t get me wrong, it is flexible, but it’s not really flexible enough to mould to my body.

• But surely that rigidity transmits the vibrations from the powerful bullet through to your clit and G-spot?

No, sadly it does not. The vibrations were pretty weak and not nearly enough to get me off.

• Okay, but even without the vibration it must have hit your G-spot!

Not really. To be honest I began to doubt I even HAD a G-spot after using this! It only provided an awkward, random poking sensation that felt more like an exceptionally poorly executed gynaecological exam than anything that would lead to an orgasm.

• Woah there, negative Nelly! Everyone else who reviewed this bad boy loved it!

Maybe so, but I REALLY didn’t get on with this toy at all. It felt awkward and unnatural and it didn’t live up to my expectations as a toy I could use solo or during penetrative sex with my other half. The Vibrating Groovy Chick G-Spot and Clitoral Vibrator looked to me to be a budget version of the We-Vibe concept, but whilst the concept may be similar, the quality just isn’t there in the Vibrating Groovy Chick G-Spot and Clitoral Vibrator.

• Wasn’t there anything you liked about this product? Did you really give it a fair chance?

Yes, I tried to use it on more than one occasion but my experience never improved. I loved that it was purple though, and that Lovehoney will exchange it for a better product!

Overall Rating: 1 out of 10 stars

Pros: The colour. Every toy should have a purple option.

Cons: Pretty much everything.

Bottom Line: As ergonomic as a sack full coat-hangers and equally stimulating.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @Coachvee, 21 Jul 2012
Eroscillator 2 Deluxe Mains Powered Clitoral Vibrator

Hands down, the best sex toy I have ever owned.

I have had one of these for around 3 years now. When I bought it, I really didn’t have very much money, and I felt very guilty spending so much on this. “It’s just a sex toy,” I reasoned. “It’s crazy to spend that much on it!”

But I reasoned with myself, it doesn’t take batteries, which (I think?) is better for the environment, better for me, less fiddly, more powerful, attachments look good, reviews are good… I’ve gotta treat myself.

I am so thankful that I did.

I found that I used to have quite a lot of difficulty reaching orgasm in my teens. I would need a very powerful vibe (usually a Rabbit) to get me off. I still feel the same way now at times.

However, straight up, this vibe has NEVER failed me.

It has three speed settings. The lowest one is fairly gentle (I think if it’s still too intense for your sensitivity, you could just use it next to your clit, until you are more warmed up). Then the second and third have some incredible power behind them. I can orgasm with the lowest setting -which is unheard of for me!

The extra power is great for if you’ve already orgasmed once, and you’d like to go for another but you are ever so slightly desensitised.

Plus, the toy is not as rough as the Hitachi. It’s much kinder on your lady parts.

The attachments are also brilliant! My favourite is the one that looks a little like a bunch of grapes. (Coxcomb?) I haven’t got it, but I hear great things about the Soft Finger attachment too. (It’s a small nub of white, very soft silicone… can imagine it’d feel a bit like a tongue if it was lubed up - but finding it to buy has been tough.)

I don’t really think I can say much more except for the boring, practical side:

It has a massive long cable so no worries about where your power outlets are. It is a little noisy, but when you hear how loud the Hitachi is, this one seems quiet! If you have it under your quilt, it’s not as noticeable as that Rabbit whirr.

The only very superficial flaw that I could say about it is that the unit itself does get very hot if you use it for a long period of time. I tend to get off within a few minutes, but if you feel like another (and another…!) then it overheats a little!

I can’t recommend it highly enough. It’s just amazing to have a toy that allows a nice quick orgasm if you want release, or a slow one if you want it amazing.

Save your pennies up, ladies!

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: No batteries, very powerful if required, gentler than regular vibes.

Cons: It gets a little hot with prolonged use, but so did I!

Bottom Line: No clit-vibe loving lady should be without one.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @calliope, 07 Jul 2012
Lelo Ethera Silk Cuffs

Beautiful bondage

I’ve always been very vanilla in the bedroom, very boring and very predictable! But having met someone who is a little more creative than me, I’ve been excited to try out lots of different things. One of the first suggestions was restraints. I was desperate not to have some tacky looking handcuffs that looked like they were from a joke shop and I knew Lovehoney would have a good range of tempting treats!

Lelo is always my first choice when it comes to extras in the bedroom and it was no different this time. As soon as I saw these cuffs, I was in love. They’re perhaps a little more than I was planning to spend, but I know the Lelo brand well so I knew they would be worth it.

On arriving I couldn’t help but get over excited about the gorgeous presentation. They come in a thin cardboard slip cover that’s patent and inside is a beautiful presentation box. It’s very thick, feels weighty in your hand and the texture is lovely. Lelo is printed in silver on the top. Inside that box are the restraints. Wrapped in thick recycled paper, I got my first look at them.

The first thing I loved about them was how well made they were, you could tell they were usual Lelo quality. The material is thick and luxurious. One side is velvet and the other side has gorgeous silk covered in swirly patterns. The ribbons feels lovely and thick, and they slide through the cuffs with a gentle tug.

I love that you can use these cuffs in different ways, not only can you tie them so that your arms are spread, you can also put both cuffs on one ribbon so that both wrists can be tied together.

Our first use was lovely! The ribbons are thick enough to tie really well to any objects but at the same time feel soft on any skin. Not only that but they look really stunning when they’re on!

I can’t recommend these enough, these are the perfect cuffs for people who want a little luxury and a feminine way to play with restraining partners.

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: Stunning, fantastic quality, work really well, fun!

Cons: Nothing.

Bottom Line: If you like bondage with a femme twist, these are for you!

[Ian_Chimp]

by @FussyToyFan, 10 Jul 2012
TENGA Silver Flip Hole Male Masturbator

TFI not a Fleshlight

I previously, having become somewhat frustrated that girls get to talk openly about their toys, some of which are honest to god works of art. However when a bloke longs for a toy most people tend to greet that with a sensation that the one wanting the toy is a sleazebag.

I’m the sort who’s mostly put off by anatomical products, they just weird me out, I wouldn’t want to be caught dead with one but this I’d happily show anyone, weird, right? When it first ordered I was excited, I sort of thought “Holy cow, I’ve just spent nearly £70 on a fancy wank”. But When it arrived and I saw it I was blown away completely. I’ve watched the TENGA videos and always thought them to be somewhat humorous but also somewhat impressive but they rarely show the actual packaging, which is a big thing for myself. This thing looks like a monolith, the packaging is incredible and well designed not only to store the toy itself and the 3 lube tubes you get with it but to really show off how well designed this thing is.

Now down to brass tacks, how does it feel? Well, it certainly doesn’t feel like a human interaction but really if you’re looking for that go elsewhere, I was looking for something to heighten my personal time and this was a mind opener. The toy itself is made of a hard plastic, one that makes it very easy to grip and I personally find it better to actually hold onto the button area rather than the hard plastic, the reason for this is when your hands are covered in lube it can be somewhat hard to grasp. The preparation itself is extremely simple, remove the outer clip to reveal the entrance and open the device in half, apply plenty of lube to one or both sides (I find it doesn’t matter too much as if you apply plenty to one side, you can squeeze the buttons to disperse it once it’s closed) believe me, not that I’ve tried but from a finger feel you most definitely would not want to use this dry.

Once you’ve got it all lubed up you simply close it in half and slide the clip back on but the other way around this time, leaving the entrance open and free for penetration. This can sometimes be a little awkward as the clip tends to be quite narrow and the sides aren’t always aligned (especially with lubed up hands). Usually though this is a pretty minimal problem. It’s important to make sure the entrance is well lubed up too, a simple dip inside and rub around will do the trick.

Although not necessary it’s definitely advisable to apply enough lube to yourself, you really want to be able to squeeze and glide and having both sides of the bread buttered definitely works wonders. I’ve definitely spent enough time with this toy now to know my favourite direction as you can flip it so different sides touch different areas although it’s still good to change.

Once your done all you need to do is remove clip and run under water, washing all the lube and so on out, be sure to clean thoroughly, these things don’t deal well with being unkempt. It’ll be good to you, so be good to it. When fully clean you just hang it on the clip you kept it close with, I find it helps to keep the clip slightly squeezed together when putting the TENGA on top to keep it in place. You can also dry it on a low heat and lightly with a hairdryer or heat it up if feeling adventurous but I’m not sure I really recommend this in case you damage it, you can also just soak it in warm water for a few minutes before use.

That’s about all I’ve got to say. It will only be good for a limited use but if looked after I’m pretty confident you get an awful lot more fun out of this toy than they say you can. I don’t regret a penny of it.

Overall Rating: 9 out of 10 stars

Pros: Non anatomical, easy to clean, feels incredible, excellent design aesthetic.

Cons: Can be noisy sometimes, requires fairly persistent erection to get best results.

Bottom Line: Fantastic, want to own them all. no joke.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @HappilyExperimenting, 17 Jul 2012
Dreamgirl See Through Babydoll with Satin Ribbon Ties

A nice babydoll for the more confident ladies

This was my first purchase of lingerie from LH and the service was great as always. It arrived in the usual boring brown packaging, but the babydoll itself was in very classy, sensual packaging. Black and red, with curly writing saying ‘Dreamgirl’ at the top, then a picture of the model below wearing the babydoll.

I chose the red with black ribbon and matching red thong. It comes with a matching red satin pouch to keep your babydoll and thong in whilst you’re not wearing them. However this pouch could also be used for storing a few bullet vibes as it’s about half the size of a LH Satin Drawstring Bag and you could save yourself ironing the babydoll every time you retrieve it from your underwear drawer. The babydoll itself is soft, lovely material and hangs beautifully on a hanger - but I don’t feel that it was made with me in mind. (This sounds big-headed but I will explain in a minute!)

The actual babydoll is very sexy, but being a size fourteen (sixteen on bad days) and an F cup girl, this babydoll isn’t for me. I’m very body-shy and less confident than the average girl but it did make me feel sexy for about five minutes - until I looked in the mirror.

Now this babydoll is a halter-neck one, but you have to tie it yourself at the back of the neck. I tied it a little tighter than average, as I wanted to uplift my boobs as much as possible and make them look perkier. The babydoll is one size and if I didn’t tie the babydoll as tightly as I did, my boobs would have fallen out of the sides of the chest material if I lay on my back. Strange, I know.

The babydoll shows enough leg to keep it interesting but is completely see-through. On Lovehoney you can see that the black one is, but the red one looks less transparent which is why I ordered it, thinking I could mooch on my bed reading books in it. This is not suitable for anything except the bedroom though! The matching thong is a wisp of material. I didn’t dare try it on as I have a size eight sister who probably wouldn’t have fit into it, it was that small! The black ribbon just under the chest only highlights any sagging you have in the bust and feels cheaply made compared to the rest of the babydoll, which oozes feminine charm and class. I loved the backless feature of it though, maybe they should make the chest v-neck a bit higher and then it would be perfect for me!

Overall, a bit of a disappointment. I may be returning it because it isn’t for me. Although it’s comfortable and sexy, it doesn’t suit my body shape or show off my better assets to their full potential.

Best for: Long-legged ladies, small-chested women and those who are totally body-confident and secure with themselves.

Not the best look for: Busty girls, short women or hourglass shapes - the material will swamp you.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 10 stars

Pros: Sexy material, great to show that bit of promise.

Cons: Not for big boobs or body-shy women.

Bottom Line: For the body-confident and smaller chested only.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @AsuBawa, 18 Jul 2012
Fifty Shades of Grey by E L James

She will like it, he will like the results of her liking it

OK, so I read these books a few months ago before the mania started in this country, and I’m glad about that, because I had no preconceptions and enjoyed it for what it is; frivolous nonsense, easy to read, funny, sexy, smut with quite a compelling and entertaining sub-plot. I found it really enjoyable at the time and Mr AsuBawa loved me reading it!!

Over the past few months as it has become more popular in this country I’ve heard obsessions from some people and lots of criticisms from others (mainly men). Yes, it started as all-human, alternative universe, twilight fanfiction (the story was called Master of the Universe) but there are no sparkly vamps in sight and all names and a few of the details have been changed with only some eye-rolling, lip-biting, mahogany and copper hair remaining to remind us where it started. Yes, the twilight details are a bit irritating but not off-putting. The similarities are still there but if Stephenie Meyer hasn’t sued it can’t be that bad!

That being said, perhaps the success of the books is slightly unfair in this way as it’s not an original idea and “EL James” would have had lots of help from the “fandom” in editing and proof-reading. Also, her disdain for the people who helped her success originally is perhaps, again, unfair. But this also doesn’t stop the books being an enjoyable read.

Yes, it’s not the greatest literary prose ever created but what are you expecting from easy-read smut. Being self-published and relatively un-edited doesn’t spoil reading enjoyment at all. Yes it’s an unbelievable, cliché Mills&Boon style Cinderella story but so what? It’s a fantasy novel it’s not supposed to be believable - is porn any more believable?

This is a story written by an heterosexual woman, from an heterosexual woman’s POV for heterosexual women - unfortunately if you don’t fall into that denomination you are unlikely to enjoy these books. If you do, well…

The most irritating criticism I have read of these books is the assumption that by enjoying SM fiction where the woman is the sub it is somehow a slight against the feminist movement akin to dancing on the Pankhurst sisters’ graves. SM is mainly about trust and giving over of control in a safe, sane and consensual way - it is not about abuse or violence - if it’s violent or abusive it’s not SM.

Whether women prefer watching anime and sex and submission, or get their rocks off reading Mills&Boon and Danielle Steel, they should be free to make that decision, enjoy it and not be persecuted or criticised because of it.

In my experience it is the most dominant women who enjoy being submissive sexually and there are a lot more men that enjoy being tied up and spanked than women (so much so that some women can make professions out of providing that service) and it’s extremely liberating and empowering (not to mention romantic) to surrender control and show utmost trust to a partner in that way (especially if you have to make all the decisions normally).

As “Screw the Roses, Bring Me Thorns” eloquently says “With 31 flavours available, why serve only vanilla?!” That being said I personally would have preferred more SM and less vanilla in the books and there seemed to be an underlining assumption that someone had to be “fifty shades of f***ed up” to enjoy SM which I found offensive.

My only other criticism is that the writing seemed rushed toward the end of the trilogy (where presumably she was focusing on publishing rather than writing for enjoyment).

Overall a guilty pleasure, very enjoyable easy fun read, don’t take it too seriously and you’ll love it. Perhaps it doesn’t deserve quite the success it has had, but life it like that - just look at Twilight

P.S. It’s probably done wonders for the sex toy industry - eh Lovehoney?

[Ian_Chimp]

by @Hev-leigh, 29 Aug 2012
Lelo Luna Beads

Life changing Lelo Beads

I had been thinking about buying this product for a while and several weeks ago finally purchased them.

They arrived in a beautiful box with no picture on the front. Just the words Lelo. If you don’t know the company then you wouldn’t have a clue what’s inside. Inside is a sturdy plain black box with Lelo embossed on the top. There is also a little black storage bag inside. Which is great to keep in your handbag if you’re out and need to remove them. There is also a sachet of lube.

The pink balls are the lightest and the blue are a little heavier. Both colours have what they call a “foundation” bead. This has the cord that helps to remove the Lelo beads. The silicone holder is easy to clean and smooth which makes insertion easy. You can also mix and match the balls so you can gradually increase the weight.

I started off with the two lightest (pink) balls. At first I only worn them for an hour or so and have worked my way up to 5 or 6 hours. If you start to get a mild stomach cramp don’t panic. It just means that you might have been wearing them for a little bit too long. Remove them and the discomfort will go. It’s a bit of a learning curve. I was also aware of the movement from the little balls inside the main ball at first. But after using them a few times you don’t notice it so much. They are completely smooth which makes removing them effortless and pain free.

Now about the results. My main reason for buying these wasn’t to increase my orgasms. Since having my last child I’ve had problems with my pelvic floor muscles. So when I needed to go to the bathroom it was an immediately and I couldn’t hold it. However, since using Lelo beads my life has changed. I can now run, work out and jump up and down and not worry. My confidence has increased in the bedroom because of this. I would also like to add that my orgasms have become extremely intense and wish I had purchased these a long time ago. Any ladies in a similar situation take the plunge and buy these.

Thank you Lelo and Lovehoney.

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: Discreet, comfortable, beautiful packaging, feminine, easy to use and they work.

Cons: Nothing.

Bottom Line: They are comfortable and easy to use. The results are amazing.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @Benguin, 02 Aug 2012
Doc Johnson Classic Medium Black Butt Plug

Not necessarily a beginners toy…

Like most men in the world, I want nothing more than for my female partner to desire anal as much as I do! Sadly, as so many of us have found out, it takes the persuasive techniques of a good politician to even get close to that no-go-zone, let alone enter it…and so we must play the waiting game as we lovingly work towards our goal of anal bliss.

I bought this Medium-sized butt plug for exactly this reason: as a first foray into the wonders that anal can offer. Why the medium and not the small, I hear you say? Well, truth is, after a few evenings of drunken anal sex, I was so convinced that my OH was born-natural that I jumped a couple of steps. Perhaps this wasn’t the smartest idea!

Anyway, my lovely partner may well be a natural but even she struggled with the full 5.1" girth on this bad boy!

But let me speak first of the toy itself. Design-wise I must say it’s absolutely perfect: the gradual increase in girth down the shaft makes insertion pretty straight-forward business and, with a nice thick base, there was never any worry of losing this toy inside or not being able to pull it out once it was pushed in!

On a more negative note, the plasticcy smell that accompanies this toy I wouldn’t describe as the most pleasant aroma (nor any form of aphrodisiac!), but I guess this isn’t the end of the world, a sweet-smelling lube gets rid of this as any kind of issue. The material I remain unsure about…I don’t know what it is about it exactly but I feel like it should be a little smoother. Again, though, a nice slippery lube and this qualm is dispelled.

In the round, I can see why this butt plug design is described by Doc Johnson as “classic”: a nice shape and a firm base means that you can’t really go wrong. What I would say, however, is that I was expecting something a little more manageable from what is supposed to be “medium-sized”, but I guess for the more anally-initiated will interpret this phrase differently.

Just beware if you’re a beginner starting out on your own anal adventures how thick this is. Whilst my OH can manage the width, she does say that it’s a little too uncomfortable. (Although I must add that she didn’t find the overall feeling of being filled unpleasant!) I would definitely suggest starting off with something a little thinner, more manageable and less intimidating though, just to build some initial confidence.

Sadly, I find this particular toy gets left in the drawer more often than not…so starting off smaller is definitely the key. Build the confidence, get your partner excited about all things anal and then look at getting yourself one of these, because unquestionably it is decent at what it does.

Overall Rating: 8 out of 10 stars

Pros: Simple design with a nice thick base, gradually increasing in girth down the shaft.

Cons: Just a little too thick for beginners. Smells a bit funny too.

Bottom Line: An intermediate’s toy, but good at its job!

[Ian_Chimp]

by @TheKittyKat, 28 Aug 2012
Past Pleasures: 20 Erotic Stories edited by Antonia Adams

Better Than Most

As usual (for me) I’ve discussed each story in turn, and then given an overall review at the end.

1. Cherry Ripe by Maria Lloyd - a chance encounter between a young woman on her way back to finishing school and a dashing Lord leaves them both wanting more. Their next encounter is explosive as a result of anticipation, with some BDSM thrown into the mix. Generally pretty well written, although some of the modern language seemed to juxtapose with the rest of the text in places.

2. Late One Night at the Tourist Court by Michael Bracken - a Bonnie-and-Clyde type of tale, the story begins with a bank robbery in which shots are fired but it is left to the reader to guess if anyone dies. If the idea of a wild life on the run gets you going, then you’ll enjoy this story. Otherwise, like me, you may find the crime a distraction.

3. The Day the Sun Stands Still by Toni Sands - a slave is bought to be a concubine for her new master. Despite the setting, this is more a story about making love than simple gratification, and the description is therefore more about the emotional than the physical.

4. As You Like It by Tilly Hunter - a BDSM relationship between Shakespeare and an actress, with female domination and bondage, fisting and pegging. Slightly odd ending.

5. Days of Moloch by Lara Kairos - a story of forbidden love in Nazi Germany, where a German girl submits herself to whipping, bondage and knife play with a Polish forced labourer. The second half of the story is somewhat anti-climatic, with discussion of air raids, lives lost, and the futility of their relationship.

6. Revenge of the Dixie Devil by Sylvia Lowry - predictable but entertaining encounter between a Union officer and a Confederacy-supporting woman. Manages to mix the historical setting and the erotica reasonably effectively.

7. The Gift by Clarice Clique - a wife purchases a slave to dominate her husband in the way he’d always wanted. A well-written story, and a great beginning to subsequent fantasising…

8. Sex in Sin City by Chris Westlake - a casino cleaner enjoys a voyeuristic thrill as she catches a lady and a workman sharing an illicit encounter. Later on, she has the opportunity to emulate them. A fun story, although a somewhat abrupt ending.

9. Bed of Glass by Alexandra Thomas - the story centres on an antique bed and the arousal that the prospective flat buyer gets in seeing it. This leads to a quick encounter with the flat’s current owner, which seems almost a tangent, as focus is soon restored to the bed itself. One of the weaker stories in the collection.

10. Pages From the Records of Doctor Helena Hopfl by Kin Fallon - a very strange piece of erotica. A series of diary entries chronicled a scientist’s final few days of experimentation as she perfected her mechanical human. On the final day, he came ‘alive’, whereupon she declared her love and straddled him. More bemusing and philosophical than erotic.

11. La Contessa’s Game by Slave Nano - La Contessa and her slave cross-dress and hire an unsuspecting prostitute for BDSM fun. Includes flogging, pegging and female dominance. Quirky but fun.

12. The Raid by Kitty Mouser - a sweet and loving story of a young couple starting out in their new home, adjusting to the sexual freedom and limitations of her being pregnant, and making the most of visits to the air-raid shelter. More romantic than erotic, but enjoyable nonetheless.

13. Garver by Landon Dixon - a tale of multiple homosexual encounters between outlaws/cowboys. A crime lord takes a marksman in his mouth as part-payment for the capture of two thieves, who in turn submit to the marksman in an effort to win their freedom.

14. Yoni Puja by Honey Falls - a young slave girl must be trained as a submissive and undergo the ritual of ‘Yoni Puja’ before her master will take her virginity. Well-written, encompassing both the physical and emotional facets of the story.

15. The Duchess and the Highwayman by Kitti Bernetti - a female highwayman abandons thoughts of riches when she encounters Lady Henrietta in the carriage. Maintaining her disguise as a man, she satisfies the Lady and leaves her wanting more. Erotically charged - the need that both lovers feel comes across well.

16. Punished for the Pharaoh’s Pleasure by Demelza Hart - a slave is punished by the Pharaoh and High Priest for a minor misdemeanour. Her punishment involves rope play, flogging and voyeurism, culminating in a threesome when the Pharaoh joins in. A good piece of erotica.

17. The Invader by Jayne Wheatley - a female soldier is captured by the enemy in the heat of battle and taken to a hut to be raped. She reluctantly responds to his touch. Not a story I enjoyed reading.

18. A Cure for the Immoral Young Lady by Emma Lydia Bates - an advertisement for a morality ‘cure’ turns out to be anything but. Slightly fantastical story of how a woman’s life and attitudes can be changed from one encounter. Not an especially strong story.

19. Pretty Tied Up by Elizabeth Coldwell - a glamour model gets an introduction to bondage at the hands of a female photographer. Despite a good premise and some good description, the story seemed to be lacking some depth.

20. Midsummer Madness by Rowan Qwen - a Chieftain’s daughter is promised to a man in another tribe, but wants a quick fling before she settles down. Bedding both men in the course of one evening of festivities makes for an exciting, if somewhat surreal, story.

In conclusion, I’ve read 20-30 Xcite books previously and always found them somewhat mediocre - some good stories, but mostly forgettable. This was of much better quality than the others, and sparked many a late-night fantasy. The stories were imaginative (without being too far-fetched), and fit the theme of the book (without being too contrived). There was a definite bias towards BDSM, but that suited me fine. Definitely a book I will be keeping and reading again.

Overall Rating: 8 out of 10 stars

Pros: Imaginative and generally well-written.

Cons: A couple of stories weren’t to my taste.

Bottom Line: Definitely a book I will be keeping and reading again.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @scarab9, 29 Aug 2012
Lovehoney Intense Double Stroker

Wow… guys, buy one

I’ve considered buying a stroker for a good while now. I’d seen the expensive Fleshlights advertised all over the web, which seemed an extravagant cost, and I think there’s a slight stigma about men owning sex toys. While that’s silly when it’s so readily accepted that almost every girl will have at least one vibrator, it put me off buying one for a while.

In a spontaneous moment having just been broken up with I thought “what the hell!” and ordered this one as I trust the Lovehoney’s own products. It was very cheap in comparison to the other choices that looked of similar quality, and it looked very easy to clean.

It arrived in a very discreet package (which I’m grateful for as my housemate signed for it!) and quite eager I immediately gave it a try.

Wow! Why did I put it off for so long?!

I haven’t tried other products but would definitely recommend this one for someone who is curious like I was. I was immediately impressed with how it felt, immensely better than by hand and a similar sensation to real sex. A pretty intense orgasm, and then literally a few seconds to clean it. It turns inside out very easily and simply washes clean under the tap.

I tried it again later and it had an very intense orgasm that came as a bit of a surprise.

The only negatives are it could do with being slightly longer (I’m just over average and wish it had maybe half an inch more ideally) and I think it will take a little while to get used to it to fully appreciate it but I’m happy to put the practice in!

Overall Rating: 9 out of 10 stars

Pros: Felt great, surprisingly real, super easy to clean.

Cons: Needs a bit of practice to get right. Slightly too short.

Bottom Line: If you want to try a stroker get one of these and be hooked.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @Captain Horny, 8 Aug 2012
TENGA 3D Zen Male Masturbator

New Sensation

It’s taken me a while to get to the point of buying a toy for me; I’ve happily bought them for my partner in the past.

Naturally, I was excited to try this out and the Tenga 3D didn’t disappoint. It’s hardly rocket science to use and the variation in sensation from Mrs Hand and her five lovely daughters was most welcome.

First time out (OK, second, I had a sneaky try out shortly after it was delivered) I let my wife take control and it was a great experience. It was less effort than an entirely manual approach and she toyed with me in more way than one before, in the end, leaving me feeling most satisfied.

One advantage of the Tenga (over a non-Tenga work out) is that I’m less rough with myself (if you see what I mean?). So I’m hopeful that it will help maintain my sensitivity to sensation for sex in general. As someone who has a high sex drive and needs quite a lot of stimulation this is potentially a big win.

I made a schoolboy error when it came to cleaning the device for the first time - it really isn’t difficult to clean. For some reason I decided to reverse the Tenga prior to rinsing it out: the result was a projection of the contents that traveled five or ten feet across the bathroom!

Personally I prefer the design of the Tenga over the Fleshlight. It’s a bit like an Apple computer… the stylish design enhances the experience and, for all it’s attempts at sculpted realism, I don’t think I’d ever believe a Fleshlight was anything other than a molded inanimate object!

If you’ve never tried a male masturbator I’d highly recommend giving one a go - it would be rude not to! I don’t think I’ll get bored with it before it expires (on which point it is a shame that they only have an expected life of 50 uses).

Overall Rating: 9 out of 10 stars

Pros: Elegant design. Great sensations. Easy to clean.

Cons: No guidance on which texture to choose.

Bottom Line: A welcome addition, great for solo or couple play.