by @laceandglitter, 16 Jan 2013
Lovehoney Magic Wand Massager
I received this as a gift from my boyfriend a couple of months ago. I intended to review it earlier, but I just haven’t been able to leave the bedroom since then!
Seriously, though, this is the best vibrator I own. I sometimes think it’s the best one I’ll ever own.
I haven’t used it on my own yet because of how loud it is… I live in a shared house and don’t particularly want my housemates knowing how often I masturbate. But I use it with my boyfriend and… it’s incredible. It actually is. I’m somebody who can find it difficult to hit that sweet spot, but the wand does it just right. I usually need to be restrained because I wriggle about so much from the power of it. And gagged so I don’t scream the house down.
I agree wholeheartedly with anybody who’s ever said that this is the best vibrator you can get. It can get you from 0 to O in no time at all, and it’s so easy to use. I’m not a fan of pulse patterns or anything like that, so I loved the steady, increasing vibrations, easily controlled with the little wheel.
There are a couple of negatives, but they’re easy enough to overlook. One is that the grooves around the edge are tricky to clean, and seeing as it isn’t a waterproof toy, you should probably invest in some sex toy cleaning wipes for this. The other is that if you use it for too long, especially on the highest setting, it can make you quite numb down there, which may be an issue if you’re using this toy as a foreplay tool and intend to still have full feeling for further play. That’s just proof of how powerful the toy is, though. The cable is a perfect length for me, as I have a plug socket right by my bed, but other people may need an extension lead in order to get it to reach.
Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars
Pros: Thigh shakingly wonderful.
Cons: Noise, difficult to clean.
Bottom Line: How did I survive without one?