by @shades111, 20 Aug 2014
L’Amourose Rosa Rechargeable Prostate and G-Spot Vibrator
The absolute Rolls Royce of Lovehoney
I am a single straight male with a fairly open mind regarding sex and toys etc. I have always dabbled around with Fleshlights and masturbators and suchlike when I’m watching porn. However, I’m very much a newbie regarding anything anal. In fact, other than an ex-girlfriend’s finger that went up there some time ago, it is pretty much virgin territory.
I re-visited Lovehoney the other day with the intention of buying a new Fleshlight (which I did), but soon after I started clicking in a few other places as well, main place being “prostate massagers”. I fancied trying out something new in my life and as, while I have never dabbled in this area before and have no gay tendencies, I still wanted to try something along these lines by myself. I clicked on many items ranging in all prices and I came to the conclusion that if I am going to do this I may as well do it properly and go the whole way and spend big to get the best pleasure possible… So I did.
My toy arrived this morning, beautifully boxed and presented, and I unpacked it and put it on charge straight away. For the next 2 hours I am walking round my flat virtually in a daze as the excitement building up to using this thing was just crazy .
I got my bed ready with extra toys such as Fleshlights and cock rings, as I’m very compulsive and tend to want everything at once to get the very best experiences and sensations possible. As it happens none of the extra stuff is needed - this toy will work its magic, believe me!
Once charged, I had a little play around with the speeds and vibrations it offers. All I could manage out of my mouth at that time was, “Oh my good god.“ This toy is so incredibly powerful. Just sat in my hand that it had my manhood jumping out of my pants with excitement. This is not a joke, it happened!
After lubing up myself and the toy, and pushed the on button at the first level, I slowly and carefully pushed it inside me, and the feeling was incredible and something I have never experienced before. My mind was racing because I knew this toy had so much more to give. As said above, I was using extra toys on myself at the same time, and believe me, this really is not necessary .
As time went on I moved through the speeds and vibrations and suddenly I was presented with what I can only call a rumbling kind of vibration that just hit me like a sledgehammer. I increased the speed with one hand while clinging on to the bed with the other as the most unbelievable sensations went through my body. I literally touched myself with one of my Fleshlights and that was it. I came harder than I think I have done ever before. Just tilting yourself forward or moving your legs up and down will give you new experiences with each movement.
Obviously, I have only just scratched the surface with this toy so far. I can see myself using it daily for a very long time just trying the different speeds and vibrations in a variety of positions. The power of this thing is ridiculous and would make the most professional of sex toy users scream for more.
This product will be the biggest selling toy on the market in 6 months.
Don’t worry about the price… Buy it! Because it will save you loads of money from going out - you honestly will not want to leave the house after purchasing this little baby!
Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars
Pros: Everything.
Cons: Nothing.
Bottom Line: The Rolls Royce of Lovehoney.