Review Hall of Fame

[Ian_Chimp]

by @DavidB1986, 22 May 2014
Fun Factory Silicone Butt Plug with Jiggle Balls

A wonderful plug providing something different…

I’m still relatively new to the world of butt plugs. Sure I’ve had plenty of other toys that have boldly gone where no other toy has gone before… but plugs always remained somewhat elusive to me. But now that I have been indoctrinated to the wonderful world of butt plugs, I am wondering why I’ve waited so damn long?

Fun Factory are a fantastic company, who have produced some truly innovative toys (including the wonderful Cobra Libre male masturbator) and I’m always impressed with the overall quality that they produce - from the luxurious but simple packaging, to the high quality build of all their toys - and this was no exception.

First Impressions

The Fun Factory B Balls Butt Plug Jiggle Ball is essentially, 2 toys in one. It’s a butt plug and a kegel toner (just for your bum!). The plug is made from high quality silicone and has 2 ‘beads’ in different sizes. The first bead has a girth of 4.2 inches, and the second has a girth of 4.75 inches. There is a t-bar at the bottom, meaning you can slip them in and not worry about them disappearing (and will allow you to wear this comfortably wherever you are). Inside each bead is a weighted ball that moves around inside as you move, designed to enhance sensations in a new and exciting way. It’s tapered tip allows for easy insertion, but still best to use plenty of water-based lube for maximum comfort. The plug feels really weighty, and solid quality, and I couldn’t wait to give it a try.

How to use

For the first use, I decided that I would just slip the plug in and carry about my normal day. With plenty of lube, I easily popped this in. It certainly had me feeling comfortably full, and the t-bar nestled nicely between the cheeks, but was perfectly safe, and was going nowhere fast. The thin neck at the bottom of the plug is also perfect to ‘clench’ to keep in place too. All was fine. Then I started to move, and suddenly there was a slightly odd pulling sensation from down below. “Oh… that’s new” I thought to myself. It was an unusual feeling, but not at all unpleasant. So I continued walking and headed back to my desk. With each footstep, the balls inside the plug were moving around, and it was gently nudging the plug and was just ever so slightly tickling my prostate. It was very subtle, but I was very aware of it. Sitting down was easy, and as the t-bar sits nicely between the cheeks, it doesn’t get in the way. It did mean however that the tip of the plug was now firmly massaging my prostate. After about 10 minutes, I had to excuse myself and run to the bathroom and had a knee-shaking orgasm. And that was from just sitting down, trying to write an email to a client! Already, it’s a thumbs up from me.

But the real fun comes (easy…) when you use during play time (be it solo or with a partner). When inserted, the plug is busy stimulating internally whilst your free to get on with whatever you want to be doing, but with every move that you make, those balls are jiggling inside, and ramping up the sensations. Before long I’m having to flop on my back - I’m feeling incredibly sensitive and so close to orgasm… and that’s when it hit me. I pulled out my Deluxe magic wand, whacked it on full, and placed it against the t-bar. Oh. My. God. I fear that for a few seconds, I may have blacked out. Everything just hit the spot. The deep, rumbling vibrations of the wand filtered through the plug beautifully, sending thrilling vibes right through the plug, straight to the prostate - and with those jiggle balls now working over-time, I had one of the best hands-free orgasms I have EVER had. I lay there, completely speechless, sweat dripping from my forehead… gasping for air. I think I even may have wept gently too…

Clean up and maintenance

As this is a silicone toy, you are going to want to wash it with warm water and plenty of sex-toy cleaner. Allow to dry and then either store it back in it’s little box, or store in a little bag to keep it in tip top condition.

Conclusion

I love this plug. It’s got a great length and a satisfactory girth, enough to keep any beginners/intermediates feeling full and happy. I worry those more advanced players may not find it challenging enough, and chances are the jiggle won’t add too much… but for beginners/intermediates, there is a lot of fun to be had with this plug. Simple to use, clean, and great to experiment with (seriously, try the Magic Wand trick…). It’s not my favourite anal toy, but it’s certainly up there as one of the best I’ve used in a while.

Overall Rating: 9 out of 10 stars

Pros: Perfect size, pleasantly filling, the jiggle balls add something new to the mix

Cons: Nothing!

Bottom Line: A fun, versatile plug, perfect for beginners/intermediates, and offers something new and exciting

[Ian_Chimp]

by @LalaLucy, 17 May 2014
Jessica Rabbit 2.0 Rabbit Vibrator

Oh my orgasm

This is my first vibrator, I had considered getting one for a good while now but honestly, I didn’t think they would live up to the hype. The reviews were so good on this one and it was said to be a good one to start with so I bought it and it arrived this morning.

So you can see if this works for you, I will tell you that I have a very high sex drive and can pretty much go at it for days. I have done many forms of masturbation so I like to think I know what I’m doing when it comes to my body.

So anyway, my first thoughts upon opening the box up was that it does look a little intimidating, but that’s probably just because it’s my first one. Some people think it’s garish but I actually love the cute design and colour. Little femme touches like the pearls and the overall quality feels very good when you hold it.

The control are super simple, just throw the batteries in and you’re away!

I tried to pack it away once I’d opened it and thought ‘oh I’ll use it later’ but it was way too tempting so I gave in. I used the rabbit ears first to get things going and then used the whole thing on the first setting for rotation and vibration.

Now.

I got maybe about 5-6 mins use out of it before I came to orgasm, and oh my what an orgasm! It was very satisfying because I felt a lot of pleasure leading up to the orgasm, it wasn’t just wait, wait, wait, boom! Afterwards I just used the rabbit ears and I got multiple orgasms out of that.

Not bad for a first time! So I can say without a doubt I am in love with this vibrator, I will never ever part with it and it is going to be well loved.

If you are struggling to get much out of it or get adventurous, maybe get to know your body a little better and what works for you. I know some women go from pretty much no masturbation experience to a vibrator and they don’t get everything out of it they should.

So get exploring ladies! There isn’t a man on earth who can match up to Jessica!

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: Everything!

Cons: I had to stop eventually

Bottom Line: Lip-bitingly, sensationally, neighbour-irritatingly fabulous!!

[Ian_Chimp]

by @Spoonerism, 15 May 2014
The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women

The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women

I’ve been with my partner for 5 years and it’s only in the last month or so that we’ve been properly experimenting with anal play. We attempted anal sex a couple of times a few years ago with varying results and in the end decided that it was too much hassle and I found it more uncomfortable than a pleasurable. In the meantime I experimented a bit by myself and then my partner started hinting at trying again so this time round I thought I’d do my homework!

I found information on the internet (with the exception of the Lovehoney forum) not very helpful - it was all either too vague with not enough detail or explicit horror stories… really not what I was looking for! Then I stumbled across this book and decided to invest in it - it turned out to be exactly what I was looking for.

The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women by Tristan Taormino is an absolutely brilliant resource for anyone with an interest in anal play of any description. I had already read some of Taormino’s other work so was familiar with her writing style which is informative and educational yet informal and even a bit sexy.

The book is divided up into 19 chapters; starting with dispelling common myths about anal sex, then covering topics such as anatomy, the emotional and psychological aspects, health and hygiene, safer sex and STDs, how to use anal sex toys safely, various sex acts from rimming and fingering to strapon sex and fisting, BDSM and even a little chapter on anal pleasure for men.

Each chapter is very thorough and detailed, featuring useful yet humorous illustrations and sections entitled “Ask the Anal Advisor” which feature some of the more unusual questions people have asked with honest and frank answers from Taormino. The book is also littered with sexy little quotes and anecdotes related to the chapter from sex industry experts and journalists such as Nina Hartley (pornographic actress, director, author and educator) and Susan Crain Bakos (author of ‘The Sex Bible’).

I have found this book invaluable. Before I read it I wasn’t really sure what I was doing or where I was going in regards to anal sex. This book has made me a lot more confident sexually and it has answered all the questions and dispelled any worries or hang ups I had about the practice. Taormino is so positive and passionate about the subject of anal eroticism she has completely eradicated any underlying guilt I may have had about enjoying it - thank you Tristan! I found the book to be very easy reading and I finished it over two days, I enjoyed it that much.

The book particularly enforces the fact that anal play should not be painful and that the key is a lot of warming up and relaxation, something that makes perfect sense but due to previous misinformation I thought discomfort was part of the process and that you “get used to it” - NOT so!

I have yet to go “all the way” with my partner but I’m pretty sure that will change soon!

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: Pretty much everything. Cannot fault this book!

Cons: N/A

Bottom Line: An absolutely brilliant introduction to anal eroticism.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @Dave_S, 05 Jun 2014
Tracey Cox EDGE Ultimate Performance Kit

A good all-round performance

Like many middle-aged men, my body has started to let me down. My hair’s going grey and my joints are starting to ache. But most worryingly of all, Little Dave isn’t quite as perky as he used to be. Where once he stood proud and erect, a monument to my virility, now he is but a pale shadow of his former glory, lying broken and half-hidden in the undergrowth, like the toppled statue of a once great leader.

Unlike most middle-aged men, however, I chose not to buy a motorbike but instead put Little Dave into training, to get him back up to fighting weight.

Spotting this kit on Lovehoney, I thought this would prove to be an ideal “home gym” for Little Dave - not only improving strength, but also stamina.

The “kit” is actually just a bundle of four items from the Tracey Cox collection, but buying it in this way does represent quite a significant saving compared to buying them individually. The first noticeable thing about all of the products is that they come in packaging clearly aimed at “men”. In fact, the packaging was so “manly” that I was surprised that there wasn’t a picture of the Stig somewhere on the box.

As far as the individual products are concerned:

Lube: Lube is lube, isn’t it? Apparently not. This was surprisingly thick compared to most of the lubes we’ve bought in the past. It had the consistency of a gel and comes in a pump which makes it very easy to apply. It also seems to last quite a bit longer than many lubes we’ve used in the past

Cock Rings: These come as a pack of three of various sizes. I should probably boast that I couldn’t fit my huge manhood through any of them, but that would clearly be a massive lie. Not for the obvious reason (why would a man so well endowed need a penis pump?), but because the rings are so stretchy that I imagine these would fit even the girthiest men. I was actually slightly worried that even the smallest ring would still be loose on me, and that me and Mrs S would end up using them to play hoopla (with the wee man as the prize!).

Instead, it turned out that I am “Mr Average” and fitted quite snugly into the middle ring - a nice confidence booster. I’ve tried the ring a couple of times now and it seems to work okay, but other than that there isn’t really much to say. The instructions for the pump do mention the adjustable ring from the same collection, so I am slightly disappointed that the pack doesn’t come with that one.

Stroker: This isn’t just included in the kit for pleasure, but is also supposed to help with stamina (honest!). It comes with two sides - the “inside” consists of a lot of viscous-looking hooks which are actually very soft and pleasant to touch. The “outside” has a wavy pattern on it, that you can use by turning it inside out. I have to say that my attempts with this have so far been disappointing. Not because it doesn’t work - quite the opposite! It feels amazing, and I had trouble lasting more than a minute. Given that this is supposed to help with stamina, that’s a bit of a problem. But then I suppose that’s the point - if you can make yourself last longer with this, going longer with a real woman won’t be a problem!

Pump: And now we come to the pièce de résistance, the reason why you’re eyeing this up in the first place. And it is not a disappointment. The sleeve is very soft and stretchy and I imagine would fit most men, while the pump delivers a decent amount of pressure (i.e., enough to work without doing damage!). As far as the cylinder is concerned I was expecting something thin and fragile, but it turns out to be surprisingly sturdy, and also very big!

When I first put it on I looked at my shrivelled little man lying all sad and lonely at the bottom, like the last pickled gherkin at the bottom of the jar. But as soon as I started pumping he quickly started growing. After a few pumps, Little Dave was doing his best to fill the cylinder, his head turning purple and veins bulging along his length, like a weight lifter on steroids. It was like watching Bruce Banner turn into the Hulk, minus the ripping clothes (although that does give me an idea…).

The short-term improvements seem incredible to me, although when asked for her opinion Mrs S simply replied that it “looked redder than normal”. Between me and you, I think she was just trying to be nonchalant about it and was secretly quite excited about my enlarged manhood. The pump does take a bit of getting used to, particularly in making sure you get a good seal at the bottom. I’ve been using this for a week and can’t say that I’ve seen any long term improvements. It’s difficult to tell as the scale on the pump is hard to read as it depends on what angle you are looking at it from. Diddy Dave might be a bit bigger when erect, but equally that could just be my cheery optimism. It probably needs a few weeks to really work, but I’m going to persevere.

Overall, I think the kit is very good value for money. Maybe the pump and the stroker aren’t as good or as powerful as other products, but then they aren’t anywhere near the price you’d pay for the other products either. For someone who is looking for something entry-level, I think this kit is ideal. It is a lot better than some of the cheap tat that’s available, but is also reasonably priced.

Overall Rating: 9 out of 10 stars

Pros: Very good value for money.

Cons: Could have included the adjustable cock ring.

Bottom Line: The perfect kit for anyone new to pumping.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @Redburn, 12 Jun 2014
Lovehoney 10 Function Venus Butterfly Vibrator

More fun than I expected

This was very much a case of see-want-have when I found it on the site. I’d been toying with the idea of buying something like this for ages but kept putting it off because of all the bullets I already owned! Well, I was not (and still am not) disappointed. It has become my favourite toy when I just want a quick and intense blast of sensation.

So, the butterfly straps on around the back of your waist and also at the top of each thigh for a nicely secure fit against your clitoris. It takes a little experimenting with positioning of both it and you to learn how best to wear it to suit your tastes, but once you’ve figured it out it is hugely fun - orgasms in seconds when the batteries are at full charge!

My first time using it… Well, I didn’t even get through the full set of speeds and patterns! But after a moment to scrape myself off the mattress, I got going again and enjoyed a good multiple without even having to lift a finger!

Great when combined with a little light (or heavy) bondage - you can’t do a damned thing but squirm while the stimulation remains firmly out of your hands!

It has become my go-to toy lately. Even when the batteries are on the wane the sensations aren’t that disappointing - it’s more like a sensual massage of your intimate parts and you can enjoy a good bit of rocking to see yourself to your pleasure.

The elastic straps aren’t the best - they curl in on themselves and dig into your skin a little - but a little cutting and sewing and you could replace them yourself, I’m sure.

I just hope this little baby is still on sale when I inevitably wear it out!

Overall Rating: 8 out of 10 stars

Pros: Powerful vibes, and great for solo play.

Cons: Not a thing!

Bottom Line: Well worth adding to any girl’s collection.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @OddOneIn, 27 Jun 2014
Lovehoney Satisfy Me Curve Silicone Dildo

New best friend

I think I officially have a favourite toy. I got this a while ago, but I only recently got a chance to give it a proper test-run.

I have never managed to have an orgasm without clitoral stimulation before. While it still takes a lot of clitoral build-up, this toy has made me come both by myself and with a partner just from the toy inside. I didn’t even think it was possible for me, and it was amazing.

On top of that, my partner has managed to make me ejaculate twice with this beauty, with nothing like the amount of work we’ve had to put in before.

So yeah, in case it wasn’t clear, I LIKE this toy.

My favourite bits:

The curve makes it easy to use on yourself. I was worried that it would be too flexible and make it hard to get enough pressure in the right places, but it was soft enough to be comfortable while still holding its shape.

I was also worried that I wouldn’t be flexible enough, but the curve is really good for me. I’m a large-ish lady, so I was really pleased to find out it was no problem at all.

The bulbous end, and the bulb just behind it, are a big part of what makes this so nice for me. Once you get the angle right, you’ve got the tip pressing against your G-spot while the 2nd bulb sits just inside (or moves just inside, and just outside, and just inside again…). Since that area is really sensitive to stretching, this feels amazing. Plus it’s quite wide, so you’ve got that nice full feeling, too.

The only downside I can think of (and it’s a tiny one) is that drag you get with silicone toys - It does pull at the skin a bit if your natural or artificial lubricant has dried at all, making removing it afterwards a little uncomfortable at times. But that’s just silicone toys, and paying attention to lube deals with that just fine.

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: The curve, and the bulbs. My God, the bulbs.

Cons: Possibly could be thicker, but that’s nit-picking.

Bottom Line: I am delighted with this toy.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @JessyBunny89, 14 Jun 2014
Tracey Cox EDGE Maximum Control Adjustable Stamina Ring

I can’t believe how awesome this is

I received the Tracey Cox EDGE Maximum Control Adjustable Stamina Ring as a review item for Lovehoney. Having never really used a stamina or cock ring with my partner previously, we were intrigued as to whether this would make any difference at all.

The material is firm yet soft, and quite rubbery. The actual clasp itself is made out of plastic. It does take a bit of effort to adjust, but this is a positive as it means that it will hold really well when in the correct position.

The actual look of the ring is not as novelty or comical as a lot of cock rings seem to be these days, with some shaped like animals and a strange pink glittery affair. It is not intimidating and actually looks very sexy around a penis. I doubt that any man experiencing erection problems would feel embarrassed about putting this on during sex.

A word of warning to all those men out there with pubic hair. If you are not careful, it will catch on your hair and this is a very unpleasant experience.

We tried this first around the base of my partner’s penis. After some minor adjustments (we found that the two loose ends pointing down towards your feet is the best way), within seconds my partner’s penis had swollen and the skin had become very tight, but in a pleasant way rather than causing any sort of pain.

We have also tried this around the base of the testicles but found that this did not create the same tightness and enlarging of the penis.

Generally, penetrative sex for us lasts between 10 and 20 minutes. With the stamina ring, my partner was able to hold out for at least 30 minutes every time, without any kind of slowing down or pausing in between. Also, his climax was slow and much more intense when it happened.

During sex, we found that the stamina ring did slacken ever so slightly, but this was easily rectified and caused no major issues.

This also helps if your partner has trouble keeping an erection. This will keep the erection firm throughout without causing any sort of pain or discomfort.

This is cost-effective enough to give it a try… You will be happy that you did.

Overall Rating: 9 out of 10 stars

Pros: It is very neat, works within seconds and certainly delays climax.

Cons: Clasp can move slightly during sex, and can sometimes catch on pubic hair.

Bottom Line: This really does work as a stamina ring.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @krissynovacaine, 12 Jun 2014
DOMINIX Deluxe Adjustable Nipple Clamp Bars

In a pinch

These are basically amazing. There’s a bit of a learning curve on using them, so be prepared to have to adjust them at first until you learn what works for the nipples you are squishing with these. In my quest for a nipple toy that fits my large and pierced breasts, I haven’t found anything close to how well these work.

These are made of two thin metal sticks held together at the ends with the PVC caps. There are two rings per bar. The way these work is that the nipple is placed between the two sticks while the rings can tighten the tension depending on where they are placed along the bar. The closer to the nipple the rings are, the tighter the tension is. For me, the sensation ranged from quite pleasurable to nicely painful to “ow ow take it off”. Of course, a certain sadist prefers that they are closer to the painful side, but we have enjoyed the range of sensation.

I have a metal allergy, and while I can’t find any information on what kind of metal that these are made from, they haven’t bothered me at all. The PVC caps are latex free by the specifications. I do not have a latex allergy, so I can’t tell you if they caused a reaction or not.

These are really nice quality. Dom Pants isn’t the most gentle person in the world. In fact, he basically is the example of a bull in a china shop. At no point have the Nipple Clamp Bars bent at all. So far, they’ve held up fantastically. I am super pleased that the quality is exceeding clamps I have spent $20 or even $30.

These offer a lot of options. You can wear them vertically or horizontally. We favour vertically because of aesthetics. You can wear them with nipple jewellery as long as you are careful during the whole process. I think they are quite pretty with my nipple bars, Again, please, please be careful. No one wants ripped out jewellery. No one.

Once these are on, you can have a lot of fun gently pulling, taping, or twisting the bars for even more varied sensations. Each action can elicit a pleasurable to painful sensation depending on preference and intensity of action. I, personally, am not a fan of tapping, but the pulling and twisting sensations are quite nice until a certain sadist goes out of his way to make them painful.

Overall, I can’t find anything to complain about. At all. The price on these is fantastic. The construction is sturdy. And they are effective for a range of sizes and shapes. The rest of the line seems exciting, and I’m really looking forward to getting my hands on more.

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: Works with piercings, good for any size breast and nipple, adjustable.

Cons: Nothing.

Bottom Line: These are amazing and an absolute steal cost-wise.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @butterflybee, 28 Jul 2014
Lovehoney Silencer 6 Function USB Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator

It’s oh so quiet

The box this bullet comes in is lovely and girly, not intimidating or tacky in the slightest. I wouldn’t find this the least bit scary or daunting. I don’t think that it looks obviously like a bullet, it could easily be mistaken for a normal USB data stick. If anyone were to see it on charge, I don’t think their first thought would be ‘oh a bullet’.

I unscrewed the lid which covers the USB charger and plugged the bullet into my laptop fully expecting to have to wait quite a while for it to be fully charged. I was so surprised when, after only about 25 minutes, the charging indicator light had gone off and it was charged! The indicator light is immensely helpful as I have a few other toys that do not have indicator lights and I have no idea when it is fully charged, or even if it is charging at all!

On turning the bullet on (done with a simple press of the plus button), it is immediately evident that the vibrations from this are much more deep and rumbly than other bullets. I personally prefer deep, rumbly vibrations as they seem to bring me to orgasm much faster. There are a range of speeds and patterns to suit your taste. The description states that there are 6 different speed/pattern settings, but it does feel like there are more when you cycle through them. Sometimes the settings can be a little difficult to cycle though, especially when trying to change from constant vibrations to the patterns.

This is unbelievably quiet, obviously not entirely silent, but the lower settings are barely audible at all. Even the more powerful settings are much much quieter than most bullets. If you live with others and are looking for something that is not going to be heard, then this is absolutely the bullet for you!

My first use of this brought me to orgasm so quickly, I was a little disappointed it was all over so fast. However, it didn’t just bring me to orgasm quickly, it brought me to multiple, very intense, orgasms (which I generally find it hard to achieve). It was quite possibly my best ever experience of a bullet!

I also had a go with it in the shower and, as stated in the description, it is totally waterproof and worked perfectly.

The only thing I did notice is that when the bullet is turned on, the central section (sort of just above and below the silicone band with the + and - controls) lights up. Now this is a fantastic idea for if you use this in the dark; you can easily see which button you are pressing. However, I had it turned on for maybe 15 minutes and noticed that the section that lights up tends to get quite warm. It wasn’t so warm that I couldn’t hold it or anything, but enough for me to feel it and wonder whether it was supposed to do that or not.

I truly love everything about this bullet. Whether you are new to sex toys or more experienced, I think it would suit just about everyone, especially those who are looking for some super quiet fun.

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: Everything! It’s practically perfect. Super super quiet!

Cons: Not a dislike as such, but the central section can get warm during use.

Bottom Line: Perfect for just about everyone! By far the quietest bullet I have ever owned.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @Roxie_Lola, 16 Jul 2014
Lovehoney Multispeed Silencer Whisper Quiet Waterproof Vibrator

Super quiet

I’m going to preface this by saying I still live at home. I know, every sex fiend’s worst nightmare, but the economy isn’t being kind.

Even so, I can use this regularly without fear of that droning mechanical sex noise. Parents in the next room? No problem. It does get a little louder when it’s on full speed, but so long as it’s a) inside of you, or, b) under a blanket, no one will be the wiser.

I have to admit I really love the shade of pink it comes in. I know it’s a weird point, but it’s cute. The dial is easy to use, although if you’ve gone a bit overboard with the lube you might have some difficulty.

The one little downside is that batteries really can’t provide enough power. The vibrations are amazing, but before long you’ll be rummaging through your house looking for replacements.

Overall, it’s great. I think I had the best experience with focusing the vibrations on my clit.

Overall Rating: 8 out of 10 stars

Pros: Power.

Cons: The rate at which I’m replacing batteries.

Bottom Line: Perfect for a quiet rendezvous.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @sleepycelia, 15 Jul 2014
Lovehoney Bedtime Medium Butt Plug with Suction Cup Base

Perfect play plug

I received this a tester from Lovehoney - thanks, guys!

The Bedtime plug comes in standard Lovehoney packaging - I prefer Lovehoney’s own brand packaging to many other companies as it’s thankfully devoid of any randomly placed naked people or taglines promising to give you so many orgasms that you’ll literally die.

The Bedtime plug is made from a smooth, rich purple silicone and it seems to be very well made - there’s a very, very faint seam down the side of mine that I can feel with my finger, but it doesn’t interfere when I’m using it and it doesn’t spoil how it looks. It is a lint magnet, though, so I’d suggest buying a little storage bag with it so you don’t run the risk of getting it covered in fluff every time you want to use it.

This is now the longest plug I own, and when I took it out of the box I was a little bit nervous - will it stay in? Is it going to be too big? Is the neck enough to keep it in, or will it shoot out and slide away from me like a butt torpedo? Thankfully, no.

It was much easier than I thought it’d be to insert after some warm-up, thanks to the silky silicone and tapered tip. The silicone doesn’t have any drag at all and didn’t have an adverse reaction my favourite hybrid lube, although I spot-tested it on the suction cup base first to check. It feels pleasantly filling, stays put, and the base is thick and strong enough to ensure that it won’t, er, ‘slip in’.

Unfortunately it’s just a little bit too long to be comfortable enough for extended wear - it gives me a bit of an unnerving ‘pokey’ sensation sometimes. However, this is most likely just my anatomy, and if you’ve used longer plugs before with no issues you’ll probably be a-ok with this one.

What I use it for instead is as as either prep for butt stuff, keeping in during masturbation - I swear fireworks went off when I used it with my magic wand, it makes everything feel so much more intense somehow - or as a standalone toy, using the suction base. I was pretty sceptical of the suction cup when I got it but gave it a chance in order to give an honest review, and surprise! It’s actually really, really good. Just squish it onto the bathroom wall and go! But remember to keep your lube handy.

Overall, I’m happy to have this in my collection. It’s not my thing for extended wear, but it’s a good play plug and as prep for anal, and I found the suction cup feature way more useful than I thought I would. Thanks, Lovehoney!

Overall Rating: 8 out of 10 stars

Pros: Silky silicone, suction cup base, overall shape.

Cons: A bit too long - a smaller size wouldn’t go amiss.

Bottom Line: An excellent play plug or as prep for anal.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @RevUpYourHarley, 29 Jul 2014
Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 Rabbit Vibrator

Everyone Needs One of These!

This rabbit is perfectly sized. It is comfortable and the speed settings are just right for an excellent build-up. The separate controls for vibration and rotation give you fantastic control over what you feel and where.

Used as part of couples play it provides an amazing extra to your sex life, and used solo achieves wonderfully intense orgasm quickly and effectively. The toy isn’t so big as to make the man in your life feel inadequate or replaced, yet is big enough to hit all the right spots. The reverse function on the rotation is perfect for changing things up at just the right time to bring you shuddering to climax.

The buttons are easily accessible. This can be operated with one hand by yourself or a partner.

All in all, a fantastic and effective toy.

Overall Rating: 9 out of 10 stars

Pros: Quick and effective targeted vibration and rotation for quick, easy climax.

Cons: Rotation function is pretty loud.

Bottom Line: Amazing essential to the toy box.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @MrsMcX, 6 Aug 2014
Bondage boutique Advanced Wide Leather Paddle with Studs

Soothing Studs

The Bondage Boutique Advanced Wide Leather Paddle with Studs comes in a medium-sized plain brown box, delivered quickly and discreetly from Lovehoney.

Packaging:

The paddle arrives in a clear cellophane bag. A Bondage Boutique label is attached to the handle with a ball and hook chain, so it’s super easy to remove.

First Impressions:

To be totally honest, when I first saw this paddle I was wondering if I had bit off more than I could chew. It looks very intimidating! The paddle is made from good quality leather, and just the smell of it alone is totally arousing! It has a total of 15 metal studs on each side, and they feel very cold and hard! The paddle feels very sturdy and there are no loose studs. It looks like a very well built and quality item.

Using this product:

I used this product with my husband, with me being the receiver of the sore bottom! We started off very slowly because of how mean the paddle looks, but it doesn’t give as hard a slap as you would imagine. I feel as though the metal studs actually keep the paddle away from your bum a little bit, and it doesn’t make the paddle hurt too much when you’re applying gentle spanks.

As soon as we got comfortable with the pressure of the paddle, we increased it to hard slaps. The paddle gives the sort of pain similar to a hand but not as stingy. The pain is really like a thumping pain over a stinging pain, and to be totally honest I really wasn’t seeing any benefit at all from the metal studs, and cursed them for looking so intimidating when it felt like many other paddles I have tried. This was until my husband decided to use it to sooth my bottom.

Wow, just wow!

The cool studs brushing around my sore, red and quite warm bottom felt amazing! I didn’t think that metal could give such soothing properties, but the whole experience was incredibly arousing! Feeling the studs rubbing around right where I had been spanked sent shivers all the over my body! This paddle has very very quickly become my new favourite!

Advice for buyers:

I think this product would suit anyone from beginners to regulars in spanking! The paddle doesn’t actually hurt as much as some other paddles do, and I think the main benefit of this paddle are the great, soothing studs. I honestly believe that everyone should give this a try and feel it for yourself. Make sure that you use this paddle with a partner that you can trust so things can remain on the pleasurable side, and not become too painful.

For the price of £14.99 this is an absolute steal! The paddle is very sturdy and good quality, and those ever so soothing studs are worth their weight in gold! I would highly recommend this product to anyone!

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: The studs feel amazing when rubbed over your sore bottom!

Cons: Nothing at all.

Bottom Line: A brilliant paddle with super soothing studs!

[Ian_Chimp]

by @shades111, 20 Aug 2014
L’Amourose Rosa Rechargeable Prostate and G-Spot Vibrator

The absolute Rolls Royce of Lovehoney

I am a single straight male with a fairly open mind regarding sex and toys etc. I have always dabbled around with Fleshlights and masturbators and suchlike when I’m watching porn. However, I’m very much a newbie regarding anything anal. In fact, other than an ex-girlfriend’s finger that went up there some time ago, it is pretty much virgin territory.

I re-visited Lovehoney the other day with the intention of buying a new Fleshlight (which I did), but soon after I started clicking in a few other places as well, main place being “prostate massagers”. I fancied trying out something new in my life and as, while I have never dabbled in this area before and have no gay tendencies, I still wanted to try something along these lines by myself. I clicked on many items ranging in all prices and I came to the conclusion that if I am going to do this I may as well do it properly and go the whole way and spend big to get the best pleasure possible… So I did.

My toy arrived this morning, beautifully boxed and presented, and I unpacked it and put it on charge straight away. For the next 2 hours I am walking round my flat virtually in a daze as the excitement building up to using this thing was just crazy .

I got my bed ready with extra toys such as Fleshlights and cock rings, as I’m very compulsive and tend to want everything at once to get the very best experiences and sensations possible. As it happens none of the extra stuff is needed - this toy will work its magic, believe me!

Once charged, I had a little play around with the speeds and vibrations it offers. All I could manage out of my mouth at that time was, “Oh my good god.“ This toy is so incredibly powerful. Just sat in my hand that it had my manhood jumping out of my pants with excitement. This is not a joke, it happened!

After lubing up myself and the toy, and pushed the on button at the first level, I slowly and carefully pushed it inside me, and the feeling was incredible and something I have never experienced before. My mind was racing because I knew this toy had so much more to give. As said above, I was using extra toys on myself at the same time, and believe me, this really is not necessary .

As time went on I moved through the speeds and vibrations and suddenly I was presented with what I can only call a rumbling kind of vibration that just hit me like a sledgehammer. I increased the speed with one hand while clinging on to the bed with the other as the most unbelievable sensations went through my body. I literally touched myself with one of my Fleshlights and that was it. I came harder than I think I have done ever before. Just tilting yourself forward or moving your legs up and down will give you new experiences with each movement.

Obviously, I have only just scratched the surface with this toy so far. I can see myself using it daily for a very long time just trying the different speeds and vibrations in a variety of positions. The power of this thing is ridiculous and would make the most professional of sex toy users scream for more.

This product will be the biggest selling toy on the market in 6 months.

Don’t worry about the price… Buy it! Because it will save you loads of money from going out - you honestly will not want to leave the house after purchasing this little baby!

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: Everything.

Cons: Nothing.

Bottom Line: The Rolls Royce of Lovehoney.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @Mrsko, 28 Aug 2014
Lovehoney Bionic Bullet Rabbit Vibrating Cock Ring

The Best Cock Ring we have ever tried!

My partner and I have always enjoyed using cock rings in the bedroom, but they always seemed to be missing something… until this toy came along.

I bought this toy as a way to upgrade from a much simpler cock ring we had been using for a long time. The classic bunny ears and the claims of added pleasure for him was what caught my attention, and boy am I glad it did!

This toy took our bedroom fun to a whole new level The bunny ears definitely did their job, even in various sex positions. The multiple vibrating speeds made experimenting with different sensations easy and attainable. The vibration intensity is the perfect intensity we have both been looking for.

The bulkiness of this toy did make it a little tricky at first to get in position, but once everything was situated the only thing on our minds was how amazing it felt! The soft silicone material makes it feel like it is part of your partner. It is a very natural feeling toy and the only thing we felt was pure sexual bliss! It does hug the penis pretty tightly, though, so be sure to use plenty of water-based lubricant when putting it on.

What we liked the most about this toy is that it gave both of us an incredible added sensation that no other cock ring had given before. With past cock rings, I got all of the added benefits and my partner got little to none. Completely opposite with this toy! My partner absolutely could not get enough of it! The dual ring gives vibrating pleasure around all of the prime pleasure points for my partner while giving me sensation right where I need it. It is a win for everyone!

This toy is a must have for any couple wanting to turn up the intensity of their bedroom fun! Since adding it to our arsenal of toys we cannot get enough of it!

Overall Rating: 9 out of 10 stars

Pros: The vibration modes and intensity, natural feel, and design for pleasure for both partners.

Cons: Nothing!

Bottom Line: The perfect toy for couples who want to add some intensity to the bedroom!

[Ian_Chimp]

by @OUCH_Thank_you, 28 Aug 2014
Fifty Shades of Grey Inner Goddess Silver Pleasure Balls

Oh my Goddess

I have a thing for Kegel balls. I own a dozen sets now, from tiny heavy ones that I can’t keep in for love nor money to big light ones which press gently on my G-spot all day long and have me more than ready for bedroom athletics when the sun goes down.

I love the FSOG range, but, oddly, the books actually put me off buying these Inner Goddess balls until very recently. Not that Ana’s experiences with them were undesirable, it just felt supremely cheesy to buy them and ‘do it like Ana’.

But in my OCD quest to own the whole range, I succumbed and I’m glad I did. The balls arrived in a big box of LH products and I pulled them out before anything else. The packaging was a nice surprise - the storage box they come in is of a really good quality and there’s the little pouch too - it makes them feel like a luxury item.

I had to have a go and after a quick clean, up they went. Oh my Goddess! The weight pulled down immediately and I felt my muscles gripping like mad to keep them in. There was a lot of G-spot stimulation going on, as they’re hard steel, and when they pressed against it I could really feel it.

I went about my day, having coffee with a friend, shopping with the OH. It was the first time I’d ever remained constantly aware of wearing Kegel balls and it also became the first time in my life I had to masturbate in a pub loo. I’d been Kegelling away like a crazy person and I needed it so I kept on squeezing and finger fiddling whilst leaning against a hand drier. No other balls have done that for me before and these ones have shot straight to the top of my list (not to mention my OH’s - he wore a dopey smile for ages after I told him what had occurred!).

I’ve recommended these to a few friends and now I’m recommending them to you. (Yes, you reading this, whoever you may be.) These balls are faultless - they’re cute, easy to clean and inexpensive and they’re good for more than just a muscle workout.

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: Fantastically weighty and surprisingly orgasmic.

Cons: Nothing.

Bottom Line: A must-buy for FSOG fans, Kegel ball fans and orgasm enthusiasts alike.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @AJ-180, 21 Aug 2014
Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand Vibrator

The best toy you’ll buy - just buy it

After spending the whole morning reading review after review about how great this is, I eventually decided to order with 24 hour shipping so that me and my partner could use it on holiday, and we really could not have been happier.

To quickly get the one and only negative out the way, this toy is not quiet. May not be great for couples looking for things they can use discreetly with other people in the house.

Now that’s out the way, I’ll get on with the positives.

In terms of size it’s certainly not too big but definitely not too small, roughly the size of a slim TV remote. Packaging was quite plain and initially had thought that maybe I had made a mistake ordering this.

However, the instant I turned it on that all changed. This vibrator, on it’s lowest setting, is by a very, very, very long way the most powerful vibrator we have ever used.

Me and my partner aren’t new to these sort of toys so we were looking for something a little different. It’s not the speed of the vibrations that set this apart, it’s how deep the vibrations are. Easily within seconds of using this on my partner she began to orgasm and basically didn’t stop until I moved it away, all whilst on the lowest setting.

Seriously, do not underestimate how good this wand actually is, it’s buy FAR the best toy we’ve ever purchased from anywhere no matter the price. I really can’t recommend this more to anyone that has used a few vibrators in the past and is looking for something stronger.

I could keep going on for pages about how strong this thing is, how great each of the 8 settings are, or simply how happy we are with the purchase, but instead, just buy it!

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: How deep the vibrations are.

Cons: Nothing whatsoever.

Bottom Line: Best sex toy ever purchased from anywhere ever and I’m really not exaggerating.

[Ian_Chimp]

by @InsatiableStef, Aug 2014
Lovehoney Deluxe Magic Wand Vibrator Gift Pack

Wow, wow, wow

I got this as part of the 3 for £75 deal - a total bargain! As usual, my package arrived discreetly and promptly, with everything safe and protected inside.

First of all, the packaging is gorgeous. The sturdy black case is well made with a strong zipper, and the cute little lock is helpful to ensure prying eyes can’t see what you don’t want them to!

I was curious about this toy because I’m tired of having to always have batteries on hand, so it being mains operated, is ideal.

From reading the other reviews I knew this wand was powerful and I had high hopes for it; I definitely wasn’t disappointed! This toy is fantastic as it enables you to choose between powerful and almost unbearably strong vibrations, through the use of a simple scroll wheel.

Personally, I can’t believe I’ve ever been without it! The attachment is perfect for precise internal stimulation. Great for anyone who wants to squirt! It also isn’t too big, so it can be used by anyone. It’s size is fine for solo use, but can be kind of awkward to use if you’re with someone else.

Noisy toys don’t bother me, and I expected it to be loud when I ordered it, but I was surprised by how loud it was on the higher levels. However, there is no way something this powerful could be silent anyway!

The attachment is very easy to clean, but I find the little ridges on the wand to be difficult to clean properly, so I use a small brush to really make sure it’s properly cleaned.

I am so happy I finally got this! You definitely won’t regret it if you do too!

Overall Rating: 8 out of 10 stars

Pros: High quality, extremely powerful.

Cons: Noisy.

Bottom Line: Great addition to my collection!

[Ian_Chimp]

by @Sapiosexual, 02 Sep 2014
Classic Satin Underbust Steel Boned Corset

Very good value

I bought the underbust as based on the reviews wasn’t convinced I’d be able to squeeze my boobs into the overbust. I’m glad I chose this one, it looks really good, and still gives my bust a bit of oomph without squishing.

It’s one of the cheapest corsets you can get, so I made sure I read all the reviews before buying it. It’s the fourth corset I’ve owned, so I knew what had and hadn’t worked with my previous ones. I must say, for such a cheap corset, it seems pretty good. The satin feels lovely and the build appears to be pretty sturdy.

It doesn’t give the nipped in shape or as much waist reduction that a high-end, custom-made corset would, but I wasn’t expecting that. It does, however, give a very lovely, elegant, curvy figure.

It’s also really comfy to wear. The bones actually have enough give that they don’t dig in anywhere. My first corset used to bruise my ribs, but there’s no sign that this will do that. If you’re new to corsets and want something you can wear for several hours, you wouldn’t go far wrong with this. I tried it on under one of my formal dresses and it did make me look sleeker, held me more upright, and generally looked stunning.

It’s been worn in the bedroom with a wet-look skirt where the comfort was appreciated as I needed to move around. My OH was certainly very willing to obey his Mistress’s orders that evening…

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: Gives a very sleek waist.

Cons: Nothing!

Bottom Line: Looking for a first corset? Buy this!

[Ian_Chimp]

by @butterflybee, 24 Sep 2014
Lovehoney Classic Beginner’s Butt Plug

Feels like a luxury toy

I am still very much a newbie when it comes to anal play and this was my second butt plug, which LH very kindly sent me as a tester product - thank you!

The packaging is lovely and simple, with a picture of the plug and the product information. The plug itself is sealed in plastic wrapping and the box also contains a short information leaflet which details how best to use your new plug.

On opening the box, I was pleased to find that the plug is a lovely size and not at all intimidating for me. It is a perfect size for anyone new to anal play. The silicone is unbelievably soft, it really feels like an expensive, luxury toy! The black colour just adds to the classy, expensive look of this plug.

The material, while firm, has quite a bit of flexibility, so is great for angling into the best position for you. The give in the material also makes it much easier to accommodate as you insert it. My other plug has a circular base, whereas this has a rectangular base. I found this to be a big plus as it is easier to hold on to as you insert it.

This plug is so easy to use. Just add some anal lube (ensure that you use a good water-based lube as the plug is silicone!) and away you go. It’s also amazingly comfortable to wear for prolonged periods. When you are done, just be sure to add a little more lube around the base of the plug and your entrance to ensure safe and easy removal.

The feeling you get from this plug when you combine other stimulation (which for me was clitoral stimulation) is divine! The pleasure that I experienced has really made me want to explore other avenues of anal play. My experience with this plug was furthered when I added a bullet vibe. Touching the bullet (on a relatively low setting) to the base of the plug delivered subtle but sensuous vibrations all the way to the plug’s tip! I’ve never felt anything like it before - unbelievable!

When I received this plug I did not know the price, but looking at the product information now, I am shocked! I never expected it to be only £9.99. I was expecting more around the £20 mark, given the luxury feel of the silicone and its classy appearance.

If you are new to anal play and are looking for something that has the look and feel of a luxury toy, but for a budget price, then look no further, this is definitely the butt plug for you!

I would recommend this to anyone without hesitation.

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: Super smooth, sensual silicone. Perfect size for newbies to anal play.

Cons: Nothing!

Bottom Line: A perfect beginners plug which feels like a luxury toy, without the luxury price tag!