by @PleasantDisarray, 13 Mar 2015
Happy Rabbit 2 G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator
Fantastic site, amazing vibrator, but not for beginners
I have two things to note at the outset: first, I had a dispute with my local postal service over this package going missing, which is kind of my worst nightmare. Thankfully, the Lovehoney team were the most friendly, professional and helpful staff I have ever had pleasure dealing with throughout the dispute. I can’t recommend them enough; your trust and money is in great hands with them!
Second, this vibrator is definitely not one for beginners. I loved it; however, I’ve built up to a rabbit like this over about 3-4 rabbits of increasing firmness and power over a couple of years. I suspect if I had tried this as a newbie I would have found it uncomfortable/numbing. I would probably recommend something softer in material and power for your very first rabbit; for everyone else, though, this is a fantastic toy that has to be tried.
This is the most expensive single toy I’ve ever bought, having previously opted for the cheaper, plastic vibrators. At the outset, this looks like a high-quality, pretty toy, especially as far as rabbits go, which can tend to look a bit ungainly. It’s all smooth curves and velvety silicone, in a bright purple that could possibly be kitsch but for me somehow isn’t.
In terms of the actual use: amazing. To be honest, prior to trying this toy (and after about four years and a dozen toys I’ve owned before) I wasn’t even sure I had a G-spot. This proved me wrong! The shape of the head and its position relative to the ears was absolutely perfect for hitting everything at once. It’s not the best shape for in-out penetration, but you don’t need it with this.
The power was definitely on the higher side, and stopped just short of being numbing, but with the three different levels of power to choose from in both the ears and the shaft independently, it wasn’t too hard to find something that worked for me.
Between the position and the power - and I can’t believe I’m even admitting this on the internet - I’ve discovered that its possible to have orgasms that don’t have an end and just become the next level up of pleasure.
The only thing I would change about this toy is to have back/forward buttons for switching between the different patterns for the shaft instead of having to cycle right the way through absolutely everything just to drop from level 3 back down to level 2 of plain vibration.
In terms of the noise, I don’t know if “whisper quiet” is ever attainable, but it’s on the quiet end of the spectrum of toys I’ve owned, and I’m relatively comfortable using it when the housemate is around without feeling too self-conscious, which was definitely a problem with other rabbits in particular. For some level of comparison, I tend to put a fan on before I use it, being summer, and while it can be heard in a quiet room, the noise level blends in almost completely with the sound of the fan on its lower setting.
I can usually get about 4-5 sessions out of the battery before I have to recharge. This is the first toy I’ve owned without batteries and I’m loving the convenience of the USB charger.
Overall Rating: 9 out of 10 stars
Pros: The shape, the power, the noise level, and a unique, never-ending orgasm.
Cons: Can’t switch backwards/forwards between patterns, you have to click through the whole lot.
Bottom Line: Fantastically designed, powerful toy, sold by a wonderful team.