Review Hall of Fame

:trophy: @summersun, 23 Jun 2015
Tantus Realdoe Wireless Strap On Double Dildo Vibrator 7 inch

Lesbian essential

I have had this toy for three years, so I know it very well and I have a lot to say about it.

My girlfriend was extremely sceptical about sex toys (let alone strap-ons) when we first got together, and it took some doing to convince her to try a Realdoe. The discreet packaging from Lovehoney was extremely important - I once ordered a dildo from another online store, and my girlfriend happened to be the one who answered the door to sign for the ‘package’. It was just wrapped in a bag, and it was extremely obvious what it was, to the postman’s obvious amusement. My girlfriend was humiliated. This is something you need never worry about with Lovehoney - the packaging isn’t only discreet, but the return label leaves the contents a complete mystery. This is enough to keep me faithfully sticking with Lovehoney - I don’t need my girlfriend to be mad at me!

When we first received this toy, the cheap bullet vibrator in the Realdoe was weak and immediately broke. This was extremely frustrating, because this is such an expensive toy for our limited budget. However, we didn’t want to return our exciting new toy, and we kept it anyway. A bullet vibrator is relatively inexpensive and easy to replace. If I were to offer feedback directly to the manufacturers of the Feeldoe/Realdoe toys, I would tell them to invest in higher-quality bullets. So be prepared for this, and don’t be too frustrated if your bullet breaks. However, the bullet is not really what you’re buying this toy for, is it?

Honestly, even with the broken bullet, this is the best toy I have ever used. I really like sex toys, and I have high standards, so it is not often I would rate a toy a 10 out of 10. This toy gets a 10 out of 10. This is my ‘desert island’ toy. The realdoe is absolutely gorgeous. When you take it out of the packaging, it is a thick cock with a bulb at the top - it looks a bit obscene, but also strangely alluring, even though I am a lesbian. Even my shy girlfriend held it in her hand and immediately wanted to play with it. I don’t normally like ‘realistic’ toys, and my girlfriend used to hate them, but this toy converted us.

The cock is extremely realistic and erotic without being over the top or disturbing. This toy taught me a whole new way of enjoying lesbian sex. You put the bulb inside of your body, and you basically look exactly like you have a cock. If you want to enjoy jerking yourself off, or having someone else jerk you off, the motion of jerking the cock off is actually extremely powerful, because the bulb moves inside your body. It isn’t enough to get me off by itself, but it is extremely delicious and a tantalising and enjoyable prelude to intercourse. If you like the image of your girlfriend giving you a blowjob, or if you want to try giving a blow job, this is a great toy for gender play and role playing - something I wasn’t even into before I got this toy! But if you’re not into that, don’t feel it’s required - how you play is up to you.

There is a bit of a learning curve if you want to penetrate someone with this toy. I have had it for a while, and it is one of my favouritism things to do to wear this toy, hold my girlfriend down, and make her eyes roll back in her head. I feel like at this point I am the Realdoe expert. When I slip it in, I feel incredibly confident and I know exactly how to please my partner. However, I had to get used to how this toy works. When we first got it, if we were too excited, it would start to slip out of our vaginas - we both had this problem. If you’re too wet, it’s wont to slip out at first, before you know what you are doing. It wasn’t strong vaginal muscles that fixed this problem, but learning our way around the toy, and learning which positions worked. Don’t worry that your Kegel muscles are too weak - it’s all about position, position, position.

If you wear the toy and keep your legs together, you can penetrate your partner missionary-style. As you get used to the toy, you won’t need to consciously think about how your legs and your body are moving anymore, and you can find yourself trying different positions and new things every time you have sex with this. However, there are other, better positions than missionary for you to try right when you get this toy - my favourite is bending her legs back with my hands, so her knees are by her ears, and leaning into her to penetrate her. You can kiss her in this position, but it’s also an extremely dominant position, if that’s what you like. If you want deep penetration and to take someone’s breath away, that’s the position you want.

I don’t mean to be too crude - this toy is also wonderful for being able to have face-to-face, slow, intense, sweet intercourse… some of my most tender and breathtaking moments have been while using this toy. It’s also great for going rough and fast. It is so great having your hands free, but still having the toy inside of both of you. It’s an intense pleasure to have someone use the toy on you - I am crazy about it, and it literally makes me gasp when my partner slides herself into me - but I have also had orgasms from using it to penetrate my partner.

And that was without using the vibrator at all. I can’t believe it is possible for us to have mutual orgasms from intercourse, as two women. This didn’t happen the first time we used it, though, so don’t set your expectations this high right away - like I said, there’s a learning curve. There are little (soft) ridges on the toy where the clit of the wearer is, and the toy is moving inside of you when you are using it to penetrate your partner.

I can’t even put into words how hot it is - I have had experiences ranging from so sweet, intense and tender that both of us cried during, to experiences so hot that we both had to high-five after we were finished! This toy makes you feel that you’re having the most natural sex possible, and it makes me so happy to be a lesbian. I love that I can enjoy oral sex as a woman, and then role-play with my cock. I love that I can be completely overwhelmed by my partner penetrating me, and then when I can move my legs again and my knees are not so shaky, I can return the favour.

I have to emphasise that, when we first got the toy, we were not sure it was going to work for us. We struggled to use it without a harness, and we were a bit lost when trying to work out sex positions. It took a while to figure out what worked for us. However, I am so happy that we stuck with this toy, because it’s just spectacular. We have moved homes many times for career reasons, and each time, we tend to throw away cheaper or mediocre sex toys.

However, we would never, ever throw away the Realdoe. If you are worried that your toy is going to slip out and you’re nervous about stability, try the Rodeoh harness - that might keep you from getting distracted during, until you know your way around the toy a bit better.

Compared to the Feeldoe, which is a bit more rigid, the pure, medical-grade silicone of the Realdoe has an extremely soft texture. It does not collect lint or fluff the way some other silicone toys do. It is extremely high quality and safe - you can boil this toy, or put it in the dishwasher (remove your bullet first!) - it is easy to sterilise, so you can use it with multiple partners or take turns using it, with no worries about health and safety. You can’t do that with a jelly toy.

My partner is extremely small-framed, and we were worried this toy would be too much for her to take. We went extremely slowly in the beginning. However, it ended up being absolutely perfect - thick and long enough to be a really powerful, overwhelming toy, but not so thick that it hurts or it’s uncomfortable.

Whenever I hang out with other lesbians or bisexuals, I recommend this toy above all others.

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: The sex I have had with this toy is genuinely mind-blowing.

Cons: I didn’t like that the bullet vibrator immediately broke.

Bottom Line: This is my favourite toy.