Review Hall of Fame

:trophy: by @Clockwork_Oasis, 31 Jul 2015
Tracey Cox Supersex USB Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator

Yes, yes, yes (an ode)

My girlfriend said: my darling,

this black thing caught my eyes

and now I can’t stop wishing

for its buzz between my thighs

The trend of rabbit sex-toys

was never one for me

I bought and tried a few ones

- as dull as they could be.

“Okay,” I said, “let’s do it!”

And what a great surprise!

This rabbit is - in actual fact

a devil in disguise!

An easy toy to operate

one button - off or on

one button - just for buzzing modes

they’re sure to make you come!

The softest black material,

it charges in a flash,

its patterns aren’t annoying

and it fits an XL lass

Vibrations - strong and sturdy,

and have a single guess,

what have I done since this one came?

- The same! Yes, yes, yes, YES!

Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars

Pros: Everything - great material, easy to operate, strong vibrations!

Cons: Being able to turn off one of the vibrations would be nice, but not important!

Bottom Line: Great enough to make me rhyme!