by @ManItFeelsLikeSpaceAgain, 02 Mar 2016
Lovehoney Lifelike Eva Super Tight Pocket Pussy
I bought this on a whim while it was on sale, and managed to get both the product and postage for less than £10. If this isn’t good value, I don’t know what is.
The first things I noticed were that it was slightly heavier than I expected and has a slight smell to it, which is not unpleasant. To touch, it was silky smooth and very flesh-like.
I decided to quickly try it out, and “quickly” is an understatement. I’d recommend applying lube inside of the toy rather than onto your penis, as it is so tight that it effectively squeegied the lube off me. Once I had lubed it up properly, I think I lasted all of 5 minutes. It feels absolutely incredible. It’s like having sex with a goddess. So tight, so realistic feeling. For me, I ended up poking out the end slightly, but this wasn’t a bad thing, as I needed respite from how great the toy feels.
To wash it, I placed it in a sink of water with a bit of Lovehoney’s toy cleaner. Then rinsed it out, which was effective. However, I made the mistake of turning the toy inside out to clean it more thoroughly on the inside and to help it dry. After having done this a few times it is starting to rip very slightly, so I will avoid that in the future.
After drying, the outside was very sticky, as a number of reviewers have said. To remedy this, I bought cornflour from Tesco. It cost me 75p for a few hundred grams (which is loads), and it works incredibly well to restore the surface texture.
Since then, I have also used the toy with a bullet in the vibrator slot. This was great, I could really feel it, and when combined with the other sensations it is incredible. The main difference between using this and your hands is that the toy grips tight around all sides of your shaft, and the full length. I seriously will never need to use my hands again.
Overall, this is a great product, very good value and I’m glad that I decided to buy one. The only downside is I have used it so much that I now need to buy more lube.
Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars
Pros: Feel, price, orgasms.
Cons: I now need to buy more lube.
Bottom Line: Why did I not buy one of these years ago?